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Bad Seafood (SA) / Blood Spookydude
Average Words/Story: 785
TD Words Written: 77,724
Brawl Words Written: 4,705
Total Words Written: 82,429
Stories Rated: 0
Wins: 5
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 6
Dishonorable Mentions: 3
Disqualifications: 4

Judgings: 26
Failures: 12
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 9

90 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: Duck Tails! Pee-yew! - Duck and Cover (628 words)
 
Off-Prompt: For Jay - The Resting Place (443 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Very Unsexy Somethings - In Tandem (148 words)
 
Off-Prompt: And then a skeleton popped out - Best Left Unsaid (85 words)
 
Off-Prompt: The X-Man - Oh Yes (35 words)
 
Off-Prompt: THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN FANTASTIC - Legitimate Business (97 words)
 
Off-Prompt: 100-Word Epics - Flint and Fire (96 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick - A Metaphor for the Soviet Union (363 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - Man Falls Down Stairs (80 words)
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Week #1: Man Agonizes over Potatoes - Starched Earth (677 words)
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Week #2: Dystopian Chick-Lit - Cynthia (526 words)
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Week #3: Check Your Cis Privilege in Swaziland - Brittle Butterfly (1475 words)
4
Week #4: last man on the moon - Last One Out, Hit the Lights (1037 words)
Honorable Mention
5
Week #6: Week Six: It Rhymes with Dicks - Jagd (1016 words)
 
Week #7: The goons who lose will pay the highest price - *judge*
6
Week #8: Martello's Girlfriend Said, "I'm late!" - Regular Earharts (866 words)
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Week #9: Old Sex/Lawn Sounds - The Birdhouse (709 words)
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Week #10: THE DARK LORD'S CORNFLAKES - Stale Bagels (1107 words)
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Week #11: Betrayal, by Zdzislaw Beksiñski - Rainmaker (411 words)
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Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES - Round 1: Understanding (435 words)
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Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES - Round 2: The Proper Channels (510 words)
Dishonorable Mention
12
Week #19: How Deep Is My Fuckin' Love - The Moonlit Garden (616 words)
13
Week #20: Face Your Destiny - Broken Pieces (876 words)
14
Week #21: Welcome to My Sensorium - Lighthouse (555 words)
Dishonorable Mention
15
Week #22: Schroedinger's Nihilarian - The Lion and the Jackal (723 words)
 
Week #23: DIE FOR YOUR POETRY - *judge*
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Week #25: What They Deserve - Birdfeeders (933 words)
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Week #26: THUNDERDOME RADIO RADIO RADIO! - Cloudy Conditions (309 words)
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Week #27: There is only PAIN - Flight (326 words)
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Week #28: Show me the love! - Engine Trouble (699 words)
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Week #30: We're 30 / Time to get dirty / LET US FUCK - What to do When Eaten Alive (494 words)
 
Week #31: Russian Nesting Dolls - *judge*
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Week #32: Playing Angry Birds on a Derailing Train - The Rock of the Selfish Child (805 words)
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Week #35: Pictures and Books - Descartes (917 words)
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Week #36: Polishing Turds - Ten Seconds to Midnight (374 words)
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Week #37: Professional Excellence - Ammit Inc. (1219 words)
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Week #38: Mandatory Thunderbrawls - Life And (447 words)
Winner
26
Week #40: Poor Richard's Thundervision - Old Habits (578 words)
 
Week #41: Get Everybody and the Stuff Together - *judge*
27
Week #44: Old Testament Studies with Chairchucker - Fishers of Men (506 words)
 
Week #46: A Child's Garden of WTF - *judge*
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Week #48: Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner - The Cage (387 words)
 
Week #50: Fifty Shades of Thunderdome - *judge*
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Week #52: Cyberblaxploitation Anniversary - Old Debts (940 words)
Honorable Mention
30
Week #54: Petty Local Politics - Strong Impressions (802 words)
 
Week #55: Weird Trade Schools - *judge*
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Week #62: Thunderdome Against Humanity - Best in Show (663 words)
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Week #64: Dead or Alive - Business Before Pleasure (514 words)
 
Week #65: Songs We Were Singing - *judge*
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Week #67: Lions and Tigers and Bears - Nests (558 words)
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Week #68: Once Upon A Crime - Good Help (874 words)
 
Week #69: Good, Giving and Game - *judge*
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Week #70: "And what did you see, my darling young one?" - The Crying Tree (959 words)
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Week #72: big as shit - Portraits (581 words)
 
Week #73: My God It's Full of Starfish - *judge*
 
Week #78: Past Glories - *judge*
Winner
37
Week #84: Who You Gonna Call? - Captured Memories (908 words)
 
Week #85: Ground Control to Major Tom - *judge*
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Week #93: The wind is rising, so we must try to live - First Under Heaven (1037 words)
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Week #95: Inhuman Centipede - Strength (841 words)
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Week #96: Free to a good home! - All Expenses Paid (666 words)
 
Week #98: Music of the Night - *judge*
 
Week #100: The Black Attache Case - *judge*
Disqualified
41
Week #100: The Black Attache Case - ~Prologue~ (344 words)
Redemption
42
Week #102: B-I-N-G-O - Blessed (819 words)
 
Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle - *judge*
 
Week #145: "You gonna finish that?" - *judge*
 
Week #148: Gambling Degenerates - *judge*
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Week #150: Everything Old is New Again - The Black Cat Cafe (797 words)
Winner
44
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue - Barista Blues (1268 words)
 
Week #153: Gather Your Party - *judge*
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Week #157: BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS - Duck, Duck, Goose (1181 words)
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Week #166: Comings and Goings - The Magician's Pupil (1307 words)
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Week #168: She Stole My Wallet and My Heart - Room Service (1231 words)
Loser
48
Week #177: Sparkly Mermen 2: Electric Merman Boogaloo - Christmas Rush (1064 words)
Redemption
49
Week #178: I’m not mad, just disappointed - Waiting (916 words)
50
Week #180: Maybe I'm a Maze - The Land of the Lost (1320 words)
51
Week #181: We like bloodsports and we don't care who knows! - Get Your Goat (1193 words)
Honorable Mention
52
Week #182: Domegrassi - The First Last Road Show (1272 words)
 
Week #185: Music of the Night, Vol. II - FAILURE
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Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers - A Starchy Situation (821 words)
 
Week #201: Old Russian Joke - FAILURE
 
Week #205: the book of forbidden names - FAILURE
 
Week #206: WHIZZ! Bang! POW! Thunderdome! - FAILURE
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Week #209: WHAT DO YOU GET A DOME THAT HAS EVERYTHING?? - Something Beautiful (1101 words)
 
Week #210: Crit Ketchup Week - *judge*
 
Week #211: Next-Best Friend Week - FAILURE
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Week #213: Punked Out - The Bottle (1793 words)
 
Week #220: Enter the Voidmart - FAILURE
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Week #228: Unqualified - Weakness (625 words)
Honorable Mention
57
Week #234: Binging on Bad Words - A Little Medicine (1075 words)
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Week #236: Three-Card Combo - Funerals are for the Living (961 words)
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Week #239: Stop trying to crit me and crit me! - One Last Job (629 words)
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Week #240: These Bits Don't Ad Up - Henpecked (1237 words)
 
Week #243: We Are the Heroes of Our Time - *judge*
Disqualified
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Week #248: A Vision of the Future - The Beautiful World (976 words)
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Week #249: Thunderdomers Assemble! - Supply and Demand (1059 words)
 
Week #250: Everything Means Nothing Anymore - *judge*
 
Week #251: We're Grammarpunk Now - FAILURE
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Week #252: Your Cardboard Protagonist Was Here - Illumination (1509 words)
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Week #253: The road to shitty fiction is paved with good intentions - One Credit Clear (449 words)
Winner
65
Week #259: One, Two, Three - Homecoming (100 words)
 
Week #260: Empty Spaces - *judge*
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Week #280: Let’s Play Thunderdome: Entenzahn’s Bad Idea - Opuntia (540 words)
67
Week #281: We Wish You a Merman Christmas! - Cookery (1302 words)
 
Week #282: A Lyttony of Sorrows - FAILURE
Winner
68
Week #285: Tempus Fuckit - Acceptance (1351 words)
 
Week #286: Picturesque Picaresque - *judge*
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Week #287: Bad Romance - Warmth (1007 words)
 
Week #288: Standing Outside a Broken TDome With Flash Rules in My Hand - *judge*
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Week #290: Fiasco Week 2: Return to the Chicken Hut - Moonshine (1474 words)
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Week #291: You are Such a Loser, Good for You - The Vantage Point (716 words)
 
Week #297: And Now for Something Completely Different - FAILURE
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Week #300: Let's Make a Void! - Pomp and Circumstance (990 words)
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Week #301: Communication Breakdown - Skin Diving (1738 words)
Dishonorable Mention
74
Week #302: Invisible Bartertowns - Head of State (533 words)
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Week #306: Strange, Familiar Intelligence (corvids vs cephalopods) - As Thieves Deserve (560 words)
 
Week #307: Unitary Will - FAILURE
Disqualified
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Week #308: Codex of the Infinite Planes - Where the Desert Meets the Sea (711 words)
77
Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive - The Far Shore (1069 words)
 
Week #314: Bingo Night at Thunderdome - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
78
Week #315: Ships Passing in the Night - Insiders (989 words)
 
Week #316: Measure Twice, Cut Once - *judge*
Honorable Mention
79
Week #319: 雷電のコンペティション〜☆ - Firebirds (499 words)
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Week #321: Objectionable Objectification - And the Stars Look Very Different (535 words)
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Week #331: A Very Thunderdome Hanukkah - The Invisible World (512 words)
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Week #336: Best of the Bestiary - The Hunt (696 words)
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Week #337: A Dark and Stormy 2019 - Heavenly Bodies (904 words)
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Week #338: Places of Power - The Burden of Faith (922 words)
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Week #340: Beyond the Murder of the Dolls - Diving Expedition (563 words)
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Week #341: AD 2019, Neo-Thunderdome - Social Climbers (1214 words)
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Week #342: A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into - Pit Stop (985 words)
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Week #343: What a Horrible Week To Have a Curse - A Gift as an Apology (495 words)
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Week #344: OBEDIENCE IS ITS OWN REWARD - Huòluàn (858 words)
 
Week #346: A Fistful of Magic Missiles - *judge*
 
Week #347: Suddenly, Everything Has Changed - FAILURE
Disqualified
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Week #347: Suddenly, Everything Has Changed - The Road to the Sea (663 words)


Brawls: 8, Victories: 5, Defeats: 3, Record: 63%
Victory
1
Brawl #6: Thunderbrawl LIST EDITION - Weeding (102 words)
Defeat
2
Brawl #25: Not in Love - From The Top (381 words)
Victory
3
Brawl #35: Let the Music Play - Goodboy (663 words)
Victory
4
Brawl #86: THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY - Silent Joe (599 words)
Defeat
5
Brawl #88: A Song of Natty Ice and Fire - Scintillating Science Tales Presents: Earth’s Puckish Youths Verses the Menacing Moon Men of Mars II, as in the Second Planet Mars and Not a Sequel (1698 words)
Victory
6
Brawl #143: Merc-Food Brawl - Halifax House (772 words)
Victory
7
Brawl #222: Jerks of a Bygone Age: Fleta Mcgurn vs. Bad Seafood - Charity (490 words)
Defeat
8
Brawl #228: Genre Mixing: Bad Seafood vs. Sitting Here - FORFEIT (0 words)