Bad Seafood (SA) / Blood Spookydude
Average Words/Story: 840
TD Words Written: 76,429
Brawl Words Written: 4,705
Total Words Written: 81,134
Stories Rated: 0
Wins: 5
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 6
Dishonorable Mentions: 3
Disqualifications: 4
Judgings: 26
Failures: 12
TD Words Written: 76,429
Brawl Words Written: 4,705
Total Words Written: 81,134
Stories Rated: 0
Wins: 5
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 6
Dishonorable Mentions: 3
Disqualifications: 4
Judgings: 26
Failures: 12
Total Submissions
3 / 3 Favorites
Entries:
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Week #1: Man Agonizes over Potatoes
(677 words) Starched Earth
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Week #2: Dystopian Chick-Lit
(526 words) Cynthia
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(1475 words) Brittle Butterfly
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Week #4: last man on the moon
(1037 words) Last One Out, Hit the Lights
*judge*
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(866 words) Regular Earharts
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Week #9: Old Sex/Lawn Sounds
(709 words) The Birdhouse
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Week #10: THE DARK LORD'S CORNFLAKES
(1107 words) Stale Bagels
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Week #11: Betrayal, by Zdzislaw Beksiñski
(411 words) Rainmaker
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Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES
(435 words) Round 1: Understanding
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Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES
(510 words) Round 2: The Proper Channels
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Week #20: Face Your Destiny
(876 words) Broken Pieces
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Week #21: Welcome to My Sensorium
(555 words) Lighthouse
*judge*
Week #23: DIE FOR YOUR POETRY
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Week #25: What They Deserve
(933 words) Birdfeeders
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Week #26: THUNDERDOME RADIO RADIO RADIO!
(309 words) Cloudy Conditions
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Week #27: There is only PAIN
(326 words) Flight
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Week #28: Show me the love!
(699 words) Engine Trouble
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(494 words) What to do When Eaten Alive
*judge*
Week #31: Russian Nesting Dolls
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Week #32: Playing Angry Birds on a Derailing Train
(805 words) The Rock of the Selfish Child
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Week #35: Pictures and Books
(917 words) Descartes
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Week #36: Polishing Turds
(374 words) Ten Seconds to Midnight
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Week #37: Professional Excellence
(1219 words) Ammit Inc.
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Week #38: Mandatory Thunderbrawls
(447 words) Life And
*judge*
Week #41: Get Everybody and the Stuff Together
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Week #44: Old Testament Studies with Chairchucker
(506 words) Fishers of Men
*judge*
Week #46: A Child's Garden of WTF
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Week #48: Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner
(387 words) The Cage
*judge*
Week #50: Fifty Shades of Thunderdome
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Week #52: Cyberblaxploitation Anniversary
(940 words) Old Debts
*judge*
Week #55: Weird Trade Schools
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Week #62: Thunderdome Against Humanity
(663 words) Best in Show
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Week #64: Dead or Alive
(514 words) Business Before Pleasure
*judge*
Week #65: Songs We Were Singing
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Week #67: Lions and Tigers and Bears
(558 words) Nests
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Week #68: Once Upon A Crime
(874 words) Good Help
*judge*
Week #69: Good, Giving and Game
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(959 words) The Crying Tree
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Week #72: big as shit
(581 words) Portraits
*judge*
Week #73: My God It's Full of Starfish
*judge*
Week #78: Past Glories
*judge*
Week #85: Ground Control to Major Tom
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(1037 words) First Under Heaven
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Week #95: Inhuman Centipede
(841 words) Strength
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Week #96: Free to a good home!
(666 words) All Expenses Paid
*judge*
Week #98: Music of the Night
*judge*
Week #100: The Black Attache Case
*judge*
Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle
*judge*
Week #145: "You gonna finish that?"
*judge*
Week #148: Gambling Degenerates
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Week #150: Everything Old is New Again
(797 words) The Black Cat Cafe
*judge*
Week #153: Gather Your Party
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Week #157: BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS
(1181 words) Duck, Duck, Goose
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Week #166: Comings and Goings
(1307 words) The Magician's Pupil
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Week #168: She Stole My Wallet and My Heart
(1231 words) Room Service
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Week #180: Maybe I'm a Maze
(1320 words) The Land of the Lost
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(1193 words) Get Your Goat
FAILURE
Week #185: Music of the Night, Vol. II
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Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers
(821 words) A Starchy Situation
FAILURE
Week #201: Old Russian Joke
FAILURE
Week #205: the book of forbidden names
FAILURE
Week #206: WHIZZ! Bang! POW! Thunderdome!
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Week #209: WHAT DO YOU GET A DOME THAT HAS EVERYTHING??
(1101 words) Something Beautiful
*judge*
Week #210: Crit Ketchup Week
FAILURE
Week #211: Next-Best Friend Week
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Week #213: Punked Out
(1793 words) The Bottle
FAILURE
Week #220: Enter the Voidmart
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Week #228: Unqualified
(625 words) Weakness
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Week #236: Three-Card Combo
(961 words) Funerals are for the Living
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Week #239: Stop trying to crit me and crit me!
(629 words) One Last Job
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Week #240: These Bits Don't Ad Up
(1237 words) Henpecked
*judge*
Week #243: We Are the Heroes of Our Time
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Week #249: Thunderdomers Assemble!
(1059 words) Supply and Demand
*judge*
Week #250: Everything Means Nothing Anymore
FAILURE
Week #251: We're Grammarpunk Now
63
Week #252: Your Cardboard Protagonist Was Here
(1509 words) Illumination
64
(449 words) One Credit Clear
*judge*
Week #260: Empty Spaces
66
Week #280: Let’s Play Thunderdome: Entenzahn’s Bad Idea
(540 words) Opuntia
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Week #281: We Wish You a Merman Christmas!
(1302 words) Cookery
FAILURE
Week #282: A Lyttony of Sorrows
*judge*
Week #286: Picturesque Picaresque
69
Week #287: Bad Romance
(1007 words) Warmth
*judge*
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Week #290: Fiasco Week 2: Return to the Chicken Hut
(1474 words) Moonshine
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Week #291: You are Such a Loser, Good for You
(716 words) The Vantage Point
FAILURE
Week #297: And Now for Something Completely Different
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Week #300: Let's Make a Void!
(990 words) Pomp and Circumstance
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Week #301: Communication Breakdown
(1738 words) Skin Diving
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(560 words) As Thieves Deserve
FAILURE
Week #307: Unitary Will
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Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive
(1069 words) The Far Shore
FAILURE
Week #314: Bingo Night at Thunderdome
*judge*
Week #316: Measure Twice, Cut Once
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Week #321: Objectionable Objectification
(535 words) And the Stars Look Very Different
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Week #331: A Very Thunderdome Hanukkah
(512 words) The Invisible World
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Week #336: Best of the Bestiary
(696 words) The Hunt
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Week #337: A Dark and Stormy 2019
(904 words) Heavenly Bodies
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Week #338: Places of Power
(922 words) The Burden of Faith
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Week #340: Beyond the Murder of the Dolls
(563 words) Diving Expedition
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Week #341: AD 2019, Neo-Thunderdome
(1214 words) Social Climbers
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(985 words) Pit Stop
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Week #343: What a Horrible Week To Have a Curse
(495 words) A Gift as an Apology
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Week #344: OBEDIENCE IS ITS OWN REWARD
(858 words) Huòluàn
*judge*
Week #346: A Fistful of Magic Missiles
FAILURE
Week #347: Suddenly, Everything Has Changed
91
Week #494: I'm Too Old For This Shit
(680 words) The Prisoner
Interprompts:
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Interprompt #0: Miscellaneous
(80 words) Man Falls Down Stairs
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Interprompt #2: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick
(363 words) A Metaphor for the Soviet Union
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Interprompt #6: 100-Word Epics
(96 words) Flint and Fire
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Interprompt #15: THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN FANTASTIC
(97 words) Legitimate Business
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Interprompt #21: And then a skeleton popped out
(85 words) Best Left Unsaid
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Interprompt #25: Very Unsexy Somethings
(148 words) In Tandem
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Interprompt #36: For Jay
(443 words) The Resting Place
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Interprompt #42: Duck Tails! Pee-yew!
(628 words) Duck and Cover
Brawls: 8, Victories: 5, Defeats: 3, Record: 63%
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Brawl #25: Not in Love
(381 words) From The Top
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Brawl #228: Genre Mixing: Bad Seafood vs. Sitting Here
(0 words) FORFEIT