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Benny Profane (SA) / Barnaby Profane
Average Words/Story: 1,202
TD Words Written: 80,535
Brawl Words Written: 994
Total Words Written: 81,529
Stories Rated: 22
Wins: 3
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 19
Dishonorable Mentions: 4
Disqualifications: 1

Judgings: 6
Failures: 0
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 1

66 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - June 17 (200 words)
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Week #128: BLACK METAL WEEK - The Last Corpsewitch (899 words)
Honorable Mention
2
Week #129: Those We Loved - Debris (2003 words)
3
Week #130: Twice Told Tales of Magic and Sparkles - A Man In Uniform (1553 words)
4
Week #131: At the Crossroads - Right of Way (992 words)
5
Week #132: economy of prompt - Sardines (501 words)
6
Week #133: The Gods of Thunderdome - Patience (1496 words)
7
Week #134: Run Domer Run - Goliath (1187 words)
Honorable Mention
8
Week #135: THEY MIGHT BE FULL OF REGRET - Babylon And On (999 words)
Honorable Mention
9
Week #136: Famous Last Words - The Flying Tailor (1403 words)
10
Week #137: A Picture is Worth rand( ) % 1500 words - The Reduction (839 words)
11
Week #138: Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - A Funny Story (1175 words)
12
Week #139: Well Fuck Me Then - Marjorie's Wedding (1522 words)
13
Week #140: Who do you think you are? - Preface (1499 words)
14
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - Mo Wizards Mo Problems (1250 words)
15
Week #144: Doming Lasha Tumbai - The Saunier Mausoleum (1169 words)
16
Week #145: "You gonna finish that?" - Untitled Opening (497 words)
Dishonorable Mention
17
Week #145: "You gonna finish that?" - Mercury Rising (552 words)
Honorable Mention
18
Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love - Doctor Apocalypse Vs. The Modern World (1521 words)
19
Week #147: The Tragedy of Shakespeare Descending - Honourable Men (1471 words)
Honorable Mention
20
Week #148: Gambling Degenerates - The Hungriest Game (1500 words)
Honorable Mention
21
Week #150: Everything Old is New Again - A Shiny Red Apple (1188 words)
22
Week #151: Rewriting the Books - The Hanged Man (1309 words)
Honorable Mention
23
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue - In Repose (1106 words)
Disqualified
24
Week #153: Gather Your Party - The Tomb of the Necrolich (1135 words)
25
Week #154: Naturally Unnatural - Number 7 (982 words)
 
Week #155: IT'S TOO DAMN HOT - *judge*
26
Week #158: ...LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS - A Civilization (1030 words)
Classic
27
Week #159: SINNERS ORGY - The Opening of Rodeo Hercules (1204 words)
Honorable Mention
28
Week #161: Negative Exponents - Timber (1145 words)
29
Week #165: Back to School - The Mean Value Theorem (1062 words)
30
Week #166: Comings and Goings - Control (1492 words)
31
Week #170: Cities & Kaiju - Sir Donald Aberfeldy presents: Our Changing World (1482 words)
Winner
32
Week #175: Speels of Magic - Modern Telekinetic Housekeeping (1402 words)
 
Week #176: Florida Man and/or Woman - *judge*
33
Week #185: Music of the Night, Vol. II - Turn Forever Hand in Hand (1587 words)
Loser
34
Week #186: Giving away prizes for doing f'd-up things - Moisture-Driven Loss of Brittleness and the Inhibition of Failure Propagation (909 words)
Honorable Mention
35
Week #189: knight time - One More Knight (1308 words)
36
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers - Benthos (967 words)
Winner
37
Week #201: Old Russian Joke - 1905 (1154 words)
 
Week #202: THUNDER-O-S! - *judge*
38
Week #216: Historical Redemption (or: Sin, Lizzie) - Roost (1205 words)
39
Week #227: It was a Dark and Stormy Night.... - All That's Left (1213 words)
40
Week #228: Unqualified - The Entertainment (805 words)
41
Week #229: The War, on Christmas - A Saturnalian Carol (996 words)
42
Week #230: Slaying the Cursed Yearking - My Washer is Full of Baby Boomers (1277 words)
43
Week #231: No Grown-ups! - The Treehouse Heist (1216 words)
44
Week #255: RAY-LORDS FROM BEYOND GALAXY 9! - A Brief History of Humankind (1015 words)
Honorable Mention
45
Week #256: Myths of the Near Stone Age - The Secret World (786 words)
46
Week #257: No failures week. - The Satanists (1272 words)
47
Week #261: You Are Cordially Invited to the Dome of a Thousand Doors - The Potato Thief (1402 words)
Winner
48
Week #265: KEITH APE - The Hard Edge (1228 words)
 
Week #266: J. Walter Weatherman and Friends - *judge*
Honorable Mention
49
Week #267: The Horror....the horror - Index Case (1995 words)
50
Week #268: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS - Hello World (1744 words)
Honorable Mention
51
Week #269: AMBROSE BIERCE SAW HIM FIRST - Passion Hides in Painted Smiles (1783 words)
Honorable Mention
52
Week #282: A Lyttony of Sorrows - From Below (1200 words)
Honorable Mention
53
Week #288: Standing Outside a Broken TDome With Flash Rules in My Hand - A Te Deum (1100 words)
Dishonorable Mention
54
Week #294: Rush, Rush, Hurry Cybernetic Entity Enter me. - They Shoot Koalas, Don't They? (1400 words)
55
Week #300: Let's Make a Void! - The Voidmart (REACTION!!!!) Record: A Scholarly Analysis (1237 words)
56
Week #306: Strange, Familiar Intelligence (corvids vs cephalopods) - These few birds escape from the net, and fly away to the heavens (1458 words)
Dishonorable Mention
57
Week #307: Unitary Will - Midnight Sun (1112 words)
Honorable Mention
58
Week #308: Codex of the Infinite Planes - The Gift (1175 words)
59
Week #309: He & She - Kindred Instruments (1477 words)
60
Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive - The Clockmaker's Son (1166 words)
61
Week #318: two from column A, one from column B - ZODIAC RACE: UNTUCKED (1163 words)
Honorable Mention
62
Week #334: Here Be Dragons - In Sesimbra (1009 words)
Honorable Mention
63
Week #336: Best of the Bestiary - The Onocentaur's Revenge (815 words)
Dishonorable Mention
64
Week #344: OBEDIENCE IS ITS OWN REWARD - The Swineherd Rebellion (1336 words)
65
Week #346: A Fistful of Magic Missiles - Flowers for Sylvester (1012 words)
Honorable Mention
66
Week #359: Who we are to one another - Exuviae (1248 words)
 
Week #361: Extremely Creative Nonfiction - *judge*
 
Week #367: Call Me, Ishmael - *judge*


Brawls: 1, Victories: 0, Defeats: 1, Record: 0%
Defeat
1
Brawl #163: O Christmas Tree - As I Stood Dying (994 words)