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Capntastic (SA)
Average Words/Story: 930
TD Words Written: 34,428
Brawl Words Written: 800
Total Words Written: 35,228
Stories Rated: 0
Wins: 1
Losses: 2
Honorable Mentions: 1
Dishonorable Mentions: 2
Disqualifications: 3

Judgings: 1
Failures: 3
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 1

36 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - Untitled (327 words)
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Week #1: Man Agonizes over Potatoes - Life Under Soil (858 words)
Loser
2
Week #2: Dystopian Chick-Lit - Tagged for Love (467 words)
3
Week #3: Check Your Cis Privilege in Swaziland - Cardboard Wings (1365 words)
4
Week #4: last man on the moon - Eventual Eden (1000 words)
5
Week #5: Gary Numan, Fucksticks - Gunfarm (1179 words)
6
Week #6: Week Six: It Rhymes with Dicks - High Profile Clients (976 words)
7
Week #8: Martello's Girlfriend Said, "I'm late!" - Modern Appliances, 1946 (1968 words)
 
Week #9: Old Sex/Lawn Sounds - FAILURE
8
Week #11: Betrayal, by Zdzislaw BeksiƱski - Hoar Frost (862 words)
9
Week #12: Hateful Protagonist - Missions (1090 words)
Honorable Mention
10
Week #13: Real Natural Horror, Bitches - Tan (950 words)
11
Week #14: You Shouldn't Be Here - Leashes (246 words)
12
Week #15: Sharp Vision Sooths Strong Reaction - Meet Cute Future (743 words)
13
Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES - Round 1: Goodbye Court Meridian (794 words)
14
Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES - Round 2: Fenceposts (499 words)
 
Week #19: How Deep Is My Fuckin' Love - FAILURE
15
Week #20: Face Your Destiny - Scheduling (929 words)
16
Week #22: Schroedinger's Nihilarian - Performance Review Seven (837 words)
17
Week #23: DIE FOR YOUR POETRY - Wound Man (272 words)
Winner
18
Week #24: Keyboard Kings - Deep Sleep (1725 words)
 
Week #25: What They Deserve - *judge*
19
Week #26: THUNDERDOME RADIO RADIO RADIO! - Aunt and Nephew (31 words)
Disqualified
20
Week #27: There is only PAIN - The Gravity of the Situation (797 words)
21
Week #30: We're 30 / Time to get dirty / LET US FUCK - Primary Concern (817 words)
 
Week #36: Polishing Turds - FAILURE
Loser
22
Week #51: We Told You So - The New Stuff (500 words)
23
Week #52: Cyberblaxploitation Anniversary - Youngblood's Sizzlin' Hard Disk (998 words)
Disqualified
24
Week #53: The Horrors of History! - Cultivating de Clieu (1014 words)
25
Week #129: Those We Loved - To the Severe, to Vadim (1946 words)
26
Week #130: Twice Told Tales of Magic and Sparkles - Bearskin Cloak Guy (1442 words)
Dishonorable Mention
27
Week #131: At the Crossroads - Leading Projecting Developing Managing (916 words)
28
Week #132: economy of prompt - Apple Pie (498 words)
29
Week #133: The Gods of Thunderdome - The Throne and the Monkey (1503 words)
30
Week #134: Run Domer Run - One Whole Second (1041 words)
31
Week #135: THEY MIGHT BE FULL OF REGRET - Lighthouse (1001 words)
Disqualified
32
Week #136: Famous Last Words - HeLa (1088 words)
Dishonorable Mention
33
Week #137: A Picture is Worth rand( ) % 1500 words - His Mirror (661 words)
34
Week #138: Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - Acetone (907 words)
35
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - The No-Nothing Thief (1302 words)
36
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers - A Man Agonizes Over His Potatoes, 2.0 (879 words)


Brawls: 1, Victories: 1, Defeats: 0, Record: 100%
Victory
1
Brawl #26: Cyberblaxploitation Redux - Professionalism (800 words)