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Chili (SA)
Average Words/Story: 1,028
TD Words Written: 48,319
Brawl Words Written: 7,308
Total Words Written: 55,627
Stories Rated: 103
Wins: 2
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 4
Dishonorable Mentions: 7
Disqualifications: 0

Judgings: 26
Failures: 0
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 1

46 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fuck - A Lovely Evening (27 words)
Loser
1
Week #199: EVERYBODY KNOWS SHIT'S FUCKED - The Stroll (921 words)
Dishonorable Mention
2
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers - "potatos.jpg" (1160 words)
Dishonorable Mention
3
Week #201: Old Russian Joke - Never Again, You Scum! (1195 words)
4
Week #202: THUNDER-O-S! - Good Kid (370 words)
Honorable Mention
5
Week #204: Hate Week - The Popular Vote (1342 words)
Dishonorable Mention
6
Week #205: the book of forbidden names - The Scales Of Justice (1130 words)
Dishonorable Mention
7
Week #206: WHIZZ! Bang! POW! Thunderdome! - The Big Show (1064 words)
8
Week #207: Bottle Your Rage - Think and Wish (1079 words)
 
Week #208: Upper-Class Tweet of the Year - *judge*
Honorable Mention
9
Week #209: WHAT DO YOU GET A DOME THAT HAS EVERYTHING?? - The Rabbi's Dove (1309 words)
 
Week #210: Crit Ketchup Week - *judge*
10
Week #211: Next-Best Friend Week - How Feathers Fall (488 words)
 
Week #212: Vice News - *judge*
11
Week #213: Punked Out - Plain White Brain (1776 words)
12
Week #215: El sueño de la razón produce el Thunderdome - A Cold Night In Basque Country (1080 words)
 
Week #216: Historical Redemption (or: Sin, Lizzie) - *judge*
13
Week #218: Duel Nature - The Wet War of '99 (1718 words)
 
Week #219: cos wer goffik - *judge*
14
Week #220: Enter the Voidmart - Protocol Gamma (1971 words)
15
Week #221: The Escape of the Bad Words. - Keepers (246 words)
 
Week #222: Deliver Us From Bad Prompting - *judge*
16
Week #224: I Wanna Dome You Like An Animal - From The Earth (770 words)
 
Week #225: Pick A Century - *judge*
17
Week #228: Unqualified - Dangling (724 words)
18
Week #229: The War, on Christmas - Memories in Blue (1143 words)
19
Week #230: Slaying the Cursed Yearking - You Have No Self Worth, Take Some of Mine (1147 words)
 
Week #231: No Grown-ups! - *judge*
20
Week #232: I want to crit your blood - Neurotique (1760 words)
 
Week #234: Binging on Bad Words - *judge*
21
Week #235: 21ST CENTURY MONOLOGUES FOR WOMEN - 25 Bucks an Hour (418 words)
22
Week #235: 21ST CENTURY MONOLOGUES FOR WOMEN - Repellent (303 words)
23
Week #236: Three-Card Combo - Hard To Blame Eve (950 words)
Dishonorable Mention
24
Week #238: Lie to Me - On A Playground (1548 words)
 
Week #239: Stop trying to crit me and crit me! - *judge*
Dishonorable Mention
25
Week #240: These Bits Don't Ad Up - No Shirt? No Shoes? A Gun Will Do. (915 words)
 
Week #242: Resonance of Words - *judge*
Winner
26
Week #243: We Are the Heroes of Our Time - Rocket to the Stars (1163 words)
 
Week #244: Unspecified Word Disorder - *judge*
27
Week #245: it's all about me, fuckers - As One (352 words)
 
Week #250: Everything Means Nothing Anymore - *judge*
 
Week #253: The road to shitty fiction is paved with good intentions - *judge*
Honorable Mention
28
Week #254: dog week - Gonna Explode (715 words)
Dishonorable Mention
29
Week #256: Myths of the Near Stone Age - Come My Way (429 words)
 
Week #257: No failures week. - *judge*
Honorable Mention
30
Week #258: DOUBLE TROUBLE with BAD CAT 1 and BAD CAT 2 - Match (1238 words)
31
Week #260: Empty Spaces - The Fourth Path (638 words)
32
Week #268: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS - Nocturnal Affliction (1219 words)
 
Week #269: AMBROSE BIERCE SAW HIM FIRST - *judge*
33
Week #272: Lost in the funhouse - Stitches (1203 words)
34
Week #288: Standing Outside a Broken TDome With Flash Rules in My Hand - I Am Melinda (1171 words)
 
Week #292: Ancient History - *judge*
 
Week #293: These Sainted Days of Spring - *judge*
35
Week #295: DO YOUR WORST! - Inchworm (993 words)
 
Week #297: And Now for Something Completely Different - *judge*
Winner
36
Week #298: Featuring Idris Elba - Fire in the Hole (1070 words)
 
Week #299: Aqua Teen Thunder Force - *judge*
 
Week #306: Strange, Familiar Intelligence (corvids vs cephalopods) - *judge*
37
Week #307: Unitary Will - Wassail (1049 words)
38
Week #309: He & She - Commissioning a Nigun (1287 words)
39
Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive - Flypaper (1207 words)
 
Week #315: Ships Passing in the Night - *judge*
40
Week #320: Dumpster Diving For Fun and Profit - Conspicuous Consumption (1010 words)
 
Week #325: The Horror is Capitalism - *judge*
41
Week #328: Economy of Prompt 2 - My Dead Kid Brother (1982 words)
42
Week #332: Steering the Crap - Gambit (625 words)
 
Week #333: A Sparkly Merman Holiday Special - *judge*
43
Week #340: Beyond the Murder of the Dolls - We All Gonna Die (1182 words)
44
Week #347: Suddenly, Everything Has Changed - Cutting (1240 words)
45
Week #348: dog week 2: this time, you actually write something - Looking Up (947 words)
 
Week #349: A Stroll Through the Archives - *judge*
46
Week #350: This is the line of division - Going Up (1045 words)
 
Week #354: S'moreDome - *judge*


Brawls: 8, Victories: 1, Defeats: 7, Record: 13%
Defeat
1
Brawl #187: Knightmare - Count Chocula's Lament (1165 words)
Defeat
2
Brawl #206: The Nice-Off - The Heron and The Beaver (488 words)
Defeat
3
Brawl #213: Chilibeefmuffin Brawl - Frequent Flopper (1705 words)
Victory
4
Brawl #217: Hell Is Other People - The Grand Finale (676 words)
Defeat
5
Brawl #218: Left Behind - Catch and Release (603 words)
Defeat
6
Brawl #221: Jerks of a Bygone Age: SurreptitiousMuffin vs. Chili - Scarlet Stones (843 words)
Defeat
7
Brawl #236: Bar Brawl - Managed (922 words)
Defeat
8
Brawl #261: The Brawl That Time Forgot - In N' Out (906 words)