Djeser (SA)
Average Words/Story: 950
TD Words Written: 81,674
Brawl Words Written: 17,557
Total Words Written: 99,231
Stories Rated: 21
Wins: 11
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 20
Dishonorable Mentions: 1
Disqualifications: 7
Judgings: 37
Failures: 40
TD Words Written: 81,674
Brawl Words Written: 17,557
Total Words Written: 99,231
Stories Rated: 21
Wins: 11
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 20
Dishonorable Mentions: 1
Disqualifications: 7
Judgings: 37
Failures: 40
Total Submissions
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Entries:
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Week #75: He's Not Quite Dead
(749 words) Man After Man
2
Week #76: The Mysteries of the Finite
(1011 words) By the Light of Stars
3
Week #77: Well gee, that's certainly something
(882 words) Fuck You, Got Mine
FAILURE
Week #78: Past Glories
4
Week #79: Periodic Stories of the Elements
(1088 words) The Sky
5
Week #80: "Why don't you ask your huge cock?"
(191 words) To Impress
7
Week #82: Captain Thunderdome
(889 words) Why we lay our Mirrors face-down at night
9
Week #84: Who You Gonna Call?
(575 words) Burden
10
Week #85: Ground Control to Major Tom
(985 words) Uprising
Redemption
Week #87: Touched by a Thunderdome
(269 words) Summa
11
(1048 words) I did a good thing today
*judge*
Week #91: OUR FINEST HOUR
13
*judge*
Week #94: TRULY ALIEN
FAILURE
Week #96: Free to a good home!
*judge*
Week #99: COME TO YOUR SENSES!
FAILURE
Week #100: The Black Attache Case
FAILURE
Week #103: Pacifist Run
*judge*
Week #108: The Dewey Decimal System
15
Week #109: Attack of the Clones
(802 words) Armageddon While The Geddin's Good
FAILURE
Week #111: FOLK ALL Y'ALL
*judge*
Week #116: Today in Technicolor
18
Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire
(1206 words) The Aerial Ace and the Battle of Roswell
*judge*
Week #119: Oh! Calamity!
FAILURE
Week #120: KNOW WHERE THE SUN SETS
FAILURE
Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle
*judge*
Week #127: DOMIN' ALL OVER THE WORLD
19
Week #129: Those We Loved
(250 words) Space Isn't So Scary
20
Week #130: Twice Told Tales of Magic and Sparkles
(801 words) A Jackal's Word
21
Week #132: economy of prompt
22
Week #133: The Gods of Thunderdome
(932 words) A night in the gods' city
24
Week #135: THEY MIGHT BE FULL OF REGRET
(941 words) Julian To Come
25
Honorable Mention
Week #137: A Picture is Worth rand( ) % 1500 words
(1486 words) The Future as told by Larry Page
*judge*
Week #138: Aaahh!!! Real Monsters
*judge*
Week #140: Who do you think you are?
26
(1154 words) Revolution
27
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT
(1295 words) Sif the Strong
28
Week #145: You gonna finish that?
(595 words) What's Left When It All Goes Wrong
Week #145: You gonna finish that?
(461 words) Untitled Opening
29
Disqualified
Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love
(845 words) Burned By The Courts (And A Dragon)
FAILURE
Week #147: The Tragedy of Shakespeare Descending
*judge*
Week #148: Gambling Degenerates
Redemption
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue
(805 words) :)
30
Week #153: Gather Your Party
(1506 words) Dancing the Dorado Run
FAILURE
Week #157: BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS
FAILURE
Week #158: ...LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
32
Week #160: Spin the wheel!
(1411 words) Ever Wish You Were Royalty?
*judge*
Week #161: Negative Exponents
FAILURE
FAILURE
Week #169: Thunderdome o' Bedlam
FAILURE
Week #170: Cities & Kaiju
33
Honorable Mention
Week #174: Ladles and Jellyspoons
(1117 words) Emil, Who Climbed The Mountain To Find His Face
*judge*
Week #175: Speels of Magic
34
Honorable Mention
Week #177: Sparkly Mermen 2: Electric Merman Boogaloo
(988 words) The Wettest Magic
Redemption
Week #179: Strange Logs
(326 words) Athabasca, Honeyed City
35
(812 words) Hunting the Blessed Beast
FAILURE
Week #185: Music of the Night, Vol. II
*judge*
Week #188: Insomniac Olympics
FAILURE
Week #194: Only Mr. God Knows Why
*judge*
Week #196: Molten Copper vs. Thunderdome
FAILURE
Week #202: THUNDER-O-S!
*judge*
Week #206: WHIZZ! Bang! POW! Thunderdome!
FAILURE
Week #210: Crit Ketchup Week
*judge*
Week #212: Vice News
38
Week #214: THUNDERDOME ALL-STAR TRIBUTE
(402 words) Time Writes No Wrinkles On The Bay
*judge*
Week #215: El sueño de la razón produce el Thunderdome
FAILURE
Week #222: Deliver Us From Bad Prompting
FAILURE
Week #226: Viking Wisdom
*judge*
Week #231: No Grown-ups!
39
Week #232: I want to crit your blood
(1700 words) Wake Up In The Morning Feelin' Like E. Tiddy
40
Week #233: IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG
(150 words) The Weaver AE, The Forgotten Myth
FAILURE
Week #234: Binging on Bad Words
FAILURE
Week #238: Lie to Me
FAILURE
Week #242: Resonance of Words
43
Week #243: We Are the Heroes of Our Time
(1221 words) Z jeziora
45
Winner
*judge*
Week #246: You Need Satan More Than He Needs You
46
Disqualified
Week #247: Crimes Against Literature
(195 words) Why I didn't submit this week by Djeser
FAILURE
Week #249: Thunderdomers Assemble!
47
Week #257: No failures week.
(603 words) The Shape-Shifter's Child
*judge*
Week #258: DOUBLE TROUBLE with BAD CAT 1 and BAD CAT 2
*judge*
Week #259: One, Two, Three
48
Week #260: Empty Spaces
(809 words) Rue de les Fleurs
*judge*
Week #264: Dystopia With A View
*judge*
Week #266: J. Walter Weatherman and Friends
FAILURE
Week #267: The Horror....the horror
FAILURE
Week #273: A Wicked Pack of Cards
*judge*
Week #274: I Scream, You Scream
49
Week #275: Bring on the Lovers, Liars and Clowns
(1015 words) All Hail Grubscratch
50
Week #276: Little Man History
(1233 words) Couldn't Be Further From Djahy
*judge*
Week #283: IF YOU'RE READING THIS IT'S TOO LATE
*judge*
Week #285: Tempus Fuckit
52
Week #286: Picturesque Picaresque
(1569 words) Sands of San Christo Cor
FAILURE
FAILURE
Week #290: Fiasco Week 2: Return to the Chicken Hut
FAILURE
FAILURE
Week #295: DO YOUR WORST!
FAILURE
Week #298: Featuring Idris Elba
54
Week #301: Communication Breakdown
(1010 words) The Unrevealed
*judge*
Week #304: Magic of Bronze and Stone
56
Week #305: "They sell tacos... and Potato Olés!"
(1046 words) PCS
*judge*
Week #308: Codex of the Infinite Planes
*judge*
Week #319: 雷電のコンペティション〜☆
59
Honorable Mention
Week #321: Objectionable Objectification
(632 words) False door of Kha, Egyptian, 2288-2170 BCE
FAILURE
FAILURE
Week #327: Check out all our majesty
60
Week #329: Fun-Sized Thunderdome
(503 words) Fuck Space. Just Fuck It.
*judge*
Week #332: Steering the Crap
FAILURE
Week #335: Pictures Worth a Thousand Words
*judge*
Week #336: Best of the Bestiary
*judge*
Week #346: A Fistful of Magic Missiles
67
Honorable Mention
Week #350: This is the line of division
(1056 words) The Wizard of the Skysword and Other Stories
69
Week #356: THE WAR & ARTHUR C. CLARKE
(1008 words) Am-Aaru
*judge*
Week #360: What If Thunderdome, But Too Much
*judge*
Week #363: Face Our Gods and March Backwards Into Hell
72
Week #366: You Believe in the moon?
(807 words) At Sea
74
Week #372: Pirates!
(1220 words) Aneath the Air
FAILURE
Week #373: Write With Joystick Controllers
*judge*
FAILURE
Week #390: Dressed to Kill Your Darlings
FAILURE
Week #393: GOONBOT DREAMS AND WHAT MAY BE
*judge*
Week #400: If you lived here, you'd be Void by now!
FAILURE
Week #412: ACTIVATE YOUR UNCONSCIOUS MIND
FAILURE
Week #428: Objects may be smaller than they appear
78
Week #432: The Space 70's
(1870 words) First Contact Protocol
79
Week #435: 69 Love Stories
(1422 words) Papa Was A Rodeo, Mama Was A Cone Of Flesh
FAILURE
Week #438: Deck the halls with wtf
*judge*
FAILURE
Week #510: Oops All Cozy
Interprompts:
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Interprompt #0: Miscellaneous
(96 words) A Thunderdome Parable
2
Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(198 words) Dangerous
3
Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(253 words) And that's fucked up.
4
Interprompt #9: As the Dome Turns
(376 words) Heraklion papyri Hk-j03
5
Interprompt #11: Into the Closet
(167 words) Mr. Explodeswhenmad
6
Interprompt #20: Pet Romance
(106 words) My Science Project by Rebecca Bergman Age Nine
7
Interprompt #29: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE
8
Interprompt #43: Please Stop Posting Cats
(202 words) Post More Cats
Brawls: 16, Victories: 10, Defeats: 6, Record: 63%
3
Brawl #91: Elementary Story Power Hour
(2032 words) The Clouds and the Crow
4
Brawl #93: Triple Threat Brawl
(1181 words) Reuse
8
Brawl #141: Teenage Mutant Ninja Brawlers
(1214 words) Untitled
11
Brawl #202: Con Artists
12
Brawl #210: Boaz-Djechim Brawl
(1449 words) Code Crimson
13
Winner
Brawl #224: Jerks of a Bygone Age: Djeser vs. Aesclepia
(550 words) The Instructions of Manetho to Senwosret III
14
Brawl #230: Genre Mixing: SurreptitiousMuffin vs. Djeser
(1095 words) Lo produce monstruos