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Dr. Kloctopussy (SA)
Average Words/Story: 1,015
TD Words Written: 49,711
Brawl Words Written: 2,270
Total Words Written: 51,981
Stories Rated: 7
Wins: 5
Losses: 0
Honorable Mentions: 9
Dishonorable Mentions: 0
Disqualifications: 2

Judgings: 11
Failures: 15
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 5

44 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: Another Sunday in Thunderdome - Lysander, A Poem of Erasure (113 words)
Ock!
 
Off-Prompt: The Worm Turns - Blowout (516 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - Untitled (290 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - Geraniums (911 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - Untitled (65 words)
1
Week #1: Man Agonizes over Potatoes - THE GORTA MOR (974 words)
2
Week #2: Dystopian Chick-Lit - Observation Squad Dropout (510 words)
Honorable Mention
3
Week #5: Gary Numan, Fucksticks - THE SHADOWTHIEF (790 words)
4
Week #6: Week Six: It Rhymes with Dicks - Lonely as the Million-Pointed Sky (1028 words)
5
Week #7: The goons who lose will pay the highest price - The Untimely Death of Missy May (110 words)
6
Week #8: Martello's Girlfriend Said, "I'm late!" - Untitled (928 words)
7
Week #9: Old Sex/Lawn Sounds - The Diplomat's Wife (1015 words)
 
Week #10: THE DARK LORD'S CORNFLAKES - FAILURE
8
Week #15: Sharp Vision Sooths Strong Reaction - The Boy With Knives in His Eyes (A Fairytale) (755 words)
9
Week #31: Russian Nesting Dolls - The Garrity Incident (1005 words)
10
Week #32: Playing Angry Birds on a Derailing Train - Rosie's Bench for the Lonely (1013 words)
 
Week #33: The Ides of Marx - FAILURE
 
Week #35: Pictures and Books - FAILURE
Winner
11
Week #36: Polishing Turds - Slave and Slaver, Weave and Waver (564 words)
 
Week #37: Professional Excellence - *judge*
12
Week #38: Mandatory Thunderbrawls - Torn (1602 words)
13
Week #39: Lurid & Astounding Tales of Pulp Submissions - Titan's Cowgirl (1208 words)
14
Week #41: Get Everybody and the Stuff Together - Fundamental Particulars (559 words)
15
Week #42: Been Called Worse by Better - The Cat, the Cockroach, and the Nice Old Dog (1190 words)
Disqualified
16
Week #44: Old Testament Studies with Chairchucker - Merkabah to Mars (933 words)
 
Week #45: That Prisoners call the Sky - FAILURE
 
Week #61: Twisted Traditions - *judge*
17
Week #62: Thunderdome Against Humanity - The Last Bison (668 words)
 
Week #64: Dead or Alive - FAILURE
 
Week #70: "And what did you see, my darling young one?" - *judge*
18
Week #82: Captain Thunderdome - A Likeness Captured in Stone (0 words)
19
Week #85: Ground Control to Major Tom - Untitled (1194 words)
 
Week #87: Touched by a Thunderdome - *judge*
 
Week #95: Inhuman Centipede - FAILURE
20
Week #102: B-I-N-G-O - Bitter Yellow Flowers (1206 words)
Honorable Mention
21
Week #104: THE VERY 'BEST' OF THUNDERDOME - Untitled (1075 words)
 
Week #106: VH1 presents: Behind the Goon[sic] - *judge*
22
Week #121: Pet Words - New Life (1191 words)
 
Week #124: god have mercy - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
23
Week #130: Twice Told Tales of Magic and Sparkles - The Appearance of Destiny (1543 words)
24
Week #131: At the Crossroads - Paper Crown (998 words)
 
Week #133: The Gods of Thunderdome - FAILURE
 
Week #135: THEY MIGHT BE FULL OF REGRET - *judge*
Winner
25
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - The Bone Loom (1286 words)
 
Week #143: Smells Like Dome Spirit - *judge*
 
Week #148: Gambling Degenerates - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
26
Week #157: BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS - Trojan Horse (1196 words)
 
Week #160: Spin the wheel! - FAILURE
Winner
27
Week #162: The best of the worst and the worst of the best - The Last Man on Earth (1522 words)
 
Week #163: YOUR STUPID SHIT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM - *judge*
Disqualified
28
Week #164: I Shouldn't Have Eaten That Souvlaki - Interview of Marja Grimsdottir, Tape One, Side B (1187 words)
Winner
29
Week #165: Back to School - Ovum (1089 words)
 
Week #166: Comings and Goings - *judge*
30
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers - Collapse (1293 words)
31
Week #220: Enter the Voidmart - Special Promotions (1984 words)
Honorable Mention
32
Week #221: The Escape of the Bad Words. - Junk (239 words)
Honorable Mention
33
Week #237: A Way for the Cosmos To Know Itself - Shells (1683 words)
34
Week #238: Lie to Me - The Tower (662 words)
 
Week #242: Resonance of Words - FAILURE
35
Week #251: We're Grammarpunk Now - Mara's Private Diary: Do Not Read (ESPECIALLY YOU, MOM) (1497 words)
Winner
36
Week #257: No failures week. - Luck Be A Lady (1159 words)
 
Week #258: DOUBLE TROUBLE with BAD CAT 1 and BAD CAT 2 - *judge*
Honorable Mention
37
Week #261: You Are Cordially Invited to the Dome of a Thousand Doors - Falling Stars (1224 words)
38
Week #264: Dystopia With A View - The Adding Assistant (1969 words)
39
Week #268: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS - The Wrong Bar (1744 words)
 
Week #270: La Belle Époque - *judge*
 
Week #271: Reality Doesn't Care What You Think - FAILURE
40
Week #273: A Wicked Pack of Cards - Spring Break (792 words)
41
Week #277: Rewrite Mashup - Birthdays (998 words)
Honorable Mention
42
Week #280: Let’s Play Thunderdome: Entenzahn’s Bad Idea - Brothers and Sisters (1292 words)
Honorable Mention
43
Week #286: Picturesque Picaresque - The Midas Blade (1551 words)
 
Week #295: DO YOUR WORST! - FAILURE
 
Week #300: Let's Make a Void! - FAILURE
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Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive - Vampire Dad (1390 words)
 
Week #320: Dumpster Diving For Fun and Profit - FAILURE


Brawls: 3, Victories: 2, Defeats: 1, Record: 67%
Victory
1
Brawl #62: Starving Dogs - Perfect (712 words)
Defeat
2
Brawl #184: Losing the Plot: Morning Bell vs. Dr. Kloctopussy - Crater (524 words)
Victory
3
Brawl #251: Kiwi and Coffee Megabrawl: Yoruichi vs. Dr. Kloctopussy - Home Means Never Having to Say “I Told You So” (1034 words)