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Entenzahn (SA)
Average Words/Story: 981
TD Words Written: 122,672
Brawl Words Written: 23,559
Total Words Written: 146,231
Stories Rated: 0
Wins: 5
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 18
Dishonorable Mentions: 3
Disqualifications: 2

Judgings: 14
Failures: 20
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 10

115 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fuck - Good. I'm glad. Good for you. (33 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Growing Pains - Farmer Joe's Special (94 words)
 
Off-Prompt: The Sauropod In The Room - Professor Dino (116 words)
 
Off-Prompt: The X-Man - Xavier, Sex and the Concept of Self (35 words)
 
Off-Prompt: THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN FANTASTIC - Marlboro Country (100 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Loot, Plunder, and Party Hats - Mistakes (220 words)
 
Off-Prompt: 150-Word Myths - Questionable Content (150 words)
 
Off-Prompt: 100-Word Epics - Unyielding (100 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Something something it rhymes with orange (100 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Untitled (87 words)
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Week #75: He's Not Quite Dead - Sport of Kings (748 words)
2
Week #76: The Mysteries of the Finite - Little Monsters (922 words)
3
Week #77: Well gee, that's certainly something - Futile (900 words)
4
Week #78: Past Glories - The Filth Queen (995 words)
5
Week #79: Periodic Stories of the Elements - A Matter of Energy (1200 words)
Honorable Mention
6
Week #80: "Why don't you ask your huge cock?" - Sleight of Hand (852 words)
7
Week #81: LEGO Stories with Chairchucker - Olaf the Oaf (761 words)
8
Week #82: Captain Thunderdome - Aesop's Lost Fable (0 words)
Fanfic
9
Week #83: Comma, Noun, Verb - Just Desert (1203 words)
10
Week #84: Who You Gonna Call? - Why Rules Are Important (347 words)
11
Week #85: Ground Control to Major Tom - White Vision (481 words)
12
Week #86: Have You Seen My Trophy? - The Maintainer (963 words)
 
Week #87: Touched by a Thunderdome - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
13
Week #89: We Don't Need No Water, Let The Damn Roof Burn - Priorities (528 words)
14
Week #90: Down With the Sickness - Or Not to Be (491 words)
15
Week #91: OUR FINEST HOUR - Gambit (721 words)
 
Week #92: The Great White Elephant Gift Exchange! - *judge*
16
Week #93: The wind is rising, so we must try to live - Gravitational Pull (1203 words)
17
Week #94: TRULY ALIEN - Rebirth (688 words)
Honorable Mention
18
Week #95: Inhuman Centipede - Prince Charming (1209 words)
 
Week #96: Free to a good home! - *judge*
19
Week #97: Neither Tarnished Nor Afraid - The Bottom Line (875 words)
20
Week #98: Music of the Night - Keeping the Darkness Away (983 words)
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Week #100: The Black Attache Case - Payday (1013 words)
22
Week #101: WAR - Greetings from the Grind Mill (951 words)
23
Week #102: B-I-N-G-O - Righteous Path (1202 words)
Winner
24
Week #103: Pacifist Run - Memorabilia (818 words)
 
Week #104: THE VERY 'BEST' OF THUNDERDOME - *judge*
25
Week #105: Book One - Just Business (843 words)
26
Week #106: VH1 presents: Behind the Goon[sic] - Love Songs (823 words)
27
Week #107: STAY OUT OF THE MARSH - Tapper Ware (1383 words)
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Week #108: The Dewey Decimal System - Underdog (939 words)
29
Week #109: Attack of the Clones - Too Far, and Beyond (1151 words)
Dishonorable Mention
30
Week #110: cleaning up the streets - Untitled (875 words)
Winner
31
Week #111: FOLK ALL Y'ALL - It's in the Shadows (998 words)
 
Week #112: Attack of the Graphophobes - *judge*
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Week #113: OK YOU ASKED FOR IT SUCKERS - The King's Shame (984 words)
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Week #114: Missed Catnections - Sightseers (750 words)
Honorable Mention
34
Week #115: The Eleventh Hour - Manhunt (1101 words)
Honorable Mention
35
Week #116: Today in Technicolor - This Field of Flowers (887 words)
 
Week #117: Tired of your shit - *judge*
Honorable Mention
36
Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire - And Grow Anew (1081 words)
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Week #119: Oh! Calamity! - Clamity (781 words)
38
Week #120: KNOW WHERE THE SUN SETS - Viral (763 words)
39
Week #121: Pet Words - Space Simmens (1196 words)
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Week #122: Bar-back - Feedback (1001 words)
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Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle - A surreal story about zoo feeding (1207 words)
42
Week #124: god have mercy - A Writer's Revenge (1065 words)
Honorable Mention
43
Week #125: Thunderdome is Coming to Town - Atlantis (1500 words)
 
Week #126: Auld Lang Syne - *judge*
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Week #127: DOMIN' ALL OVER THE WORLD - Run (1010 words)
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Week #128: BLACK METAL WEEK - Embers (1007 words)
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Week #129: Those We Loved - Bought and Paid For (1902 words)
Honorable Mention
47
Week #130: Twice Told Tales of Magic and Sparkles - Make a Wish (1555 words)
Winner
48
Week #131: At the Crossroads - Deadeye Deadbeat Blues (997 words)
 
Week #132: economy of prompt - *judge*
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Week #133: The Gods of Thunderdome - Gifted (1192 words)
50
Week #134: Run Domer Run - The Adventures of Nobodyman (1199 words)
51
Week #135: THEY MIGHT BE FULL OF REGRET - The Curious Undeath of Grumpy Old Mr. Sanders (1002 words)
52
Week #136: Famous Last Words - Incompleteness Theorem (1393 words)
53
Week #137: A Picture is Worth rand( ) % 1500 words - Ave Maria (657 words)
 
Week #139: Well Fuck Me Then - *judge*
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Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - Hunting Golgoth (1304 words)
 
Week #144: Doming Lasha Tumbai - *judge*
55
Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love - Bonaparte (1478 words)
Honorable Mention
56
Week #147: The Tragedy of Shakespeare Descending - From Above (1509 words)
Honorable Mention
57
Week #148: Gambling Degenerates - On the Bright Side (1494 words)
58
Week #149: Thrilling Adventure! - Captain Hank Rockford’s Space Adventures Episode 1 – Rescue of the Damsel Princess (1496 words)
59
Week #150: Everything Old is New Again - All That He Was (1203 words)
60
Week #151: Rewriting the Books - Man vs. Corndog (1301 words)
61
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue - These Diode Stars (1306 words)
62
Week #153: Gather Your Party - Teamkiller (1508 words)
63
Week #157: BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS - Jubilance (1198 words)
64
Week #158: ...LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS - Something Good May Come of It (1252 words)
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Week #159: SINNERS ORGY - Actually, It’s About Ethics (1315 words)
66
Week #160: Spin the wheel! - Mayday (1406 words)
67
Week #161: Negative Exponents - The Great Galvani's Assistant (1225 words)
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Week #162: The best of the worst and the worst of the best - WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL: TRAIL HARDER (1498 words)
69
Week #163: YOUR STUPID SHIT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM - Way of the Croc (1248 words)
70
Week #164: I Shouldn't Have Eaten That Souvlaki - Blank Slate (1209 words)
71
Week #165: Back to School - Roses (487 words)
 
Week #166: Comings and Goings - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
72
Week #170: Cities & Kaiju - The Fish and the Barrel (1509 words)
 
Week #171: The Honorable THUNDERDOME CLXXI - *judge*
73
Week #175: Speels of Magic - A MALICIOUS LETTER OF APOLOGY/THE B-SIDE OF LIFE (1219 words)
74
Week #176: Florida Man and/or Woman - Late Night Pit Stop (1220 words)
Winner
75
Week #177: Sparkly Mermen 2: Electric Merman Boogaloo - An Empty Shell (1200 words)
 
Week #178: I’m not mad, just disappointed - *judge*
76
Week #179: Strange Logs - Bedrock Bottom (1202 words)
Honorable Mention
77
Week #180: Maybe I'm a Maze - The Monster at the End of Infinity (1499 words)
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Week #181: We like bloodsports and we don't care who knows! - Monster (1072 words)
 
Week #186: Giving away prizes for doing f'd-up things - *judge*
79
Week #190: Three-Course Tale - LEGO (1476 words)
Dishonorable Mention
80
Week #192: Really Entertaining Minific - The Free Radical (1202 words)
81
Week #193: the worst week - The Boy Who Couldn't Do Anything Right (2103 words)
 
Week #196: Molten Copper vs. Thunderdome - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
82
Week #197: Stories of Powerful Ambition and Poor Impulse Control - Clean (1289 words)
83
Week #198: Buddy Stuff - Aftershow (1310 words)
84
Week #199: EVERYBODY KNOWS SHIT'S FUCKED - I'm sorry, but you're fucked (739 words)
85
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers - The Green on the Other Side (964 words)
86
Week #201: Old Russian Joke - Bystander Effect (1027 words)
Honorable Mention
87
Week #202: THUNDER-O-S! - Cereal Week Presents: Cinnamon Toast Crunch (995 words)
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Week #204: Hate Week - The Madman's Portfolio (1273 words)
Honorable Mention
89
Week #205: the book of forbidden names - Piscis (1170 words)
 
Week #206: WHIZZ! Bang! POW! Thunderdome! - FAILURE
Disqualified
90
Week #209: WHAT DO YOU GET A DOME THAT HAS EVERYTHING?? - Famous (583 words)
91
Week #213: Punked Out - Carter's Lucky Streak (1863 words)
 
Week #214: THUNDERDOME ALL-STAR TRIBUTE - FAILURE
92
Week #216: Historical Redemption (or: Sin, Lizzie) - Old Lizzies' Secret (1197 words)
93
Week #218: Duel Nature - POLICE COPS EPISODE ONE: DETECTIVE JACK COLBY DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES (987 words)
 
Week #219: cos wer goffik - FAILURE
94
Week #220: Enter the Voidmart - Lifting the Veil (1791 words)
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Week #221: The Escape of the Bad Words. - Polly (251 words)
Honorable Mention
96
Week #222: Deliver Us From Bad Prompting - All Their Hollow, Empty Prayers (748 words)
 
Week #223: Dear Thunderdome - *judge*
 
Week #224: I Wanna Dome You Like An Animal - FAILURE
97
Week #228: Unqualified - But I smiled (801 words)
98
Week #229: The War, on Christmas - ...Live the People (1003 words)
99
Week #230: Slaying the Cursed Yearking - This is One of My Hardest Tricks You Know (827 words)
 
Week #231: No Grown-ups! - FAILURE
100
Week #232: I want to crit your blood - The Answers You Find and the Questions You Don't (3047 words)
101
Week #233: IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG - dance of dead dreamers (137 words)
 
Week #234: Binging on Bad Words - FAILURE
102
Week #235: 21ST CENTURY MONOLOGUES FOR WOMEN - Sally (Catharsis) (483 words)
 
Week #245: it's all about me, fuckers - FAILURE
Loser
103
Week #252: Your Cardboard Protagonist Was Here - Graffiti Bros: Graffic Adventures with Julius Caesar (546 words)
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Week #254: dog week - Snow White (751 words)
 
Week #255: RAY-LORDS FROM BEYOND GALAXY 9! - FAILURE
Disqualified
105
Week #268: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS - Bob (665 words)
 
Week #271: Reality Doesn't Care What You Think - FAILURE
Winner
106
Week #279: How to Write a Story - The Sorrow Song (1037 words)
 
Week #280: Let’s Play Thunderdome: Entenzahn’s Bad Idea - *judge*
 
Week #282: A Lyttony of Sorrows - FAILURE
107
Week #295: DO YOUR WORST! - What Ash Ketchum did on my summer vacation (612 words)
 
Week #307: Unitary Will - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
108
Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive - Grace into the Night (1086 words)
 
Week #314: Bingo Night at Thunderdome - FAILURE
109
Week #320: Dumpster Diving For Fun and Profit - Hunger (1206 words)
 
Week #321: Objectionable Objectification - FAILURE
110
Week #329: Fun-Sized Thunderdome - Let Go (412 words)
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Week #329: Fun-Sized Thunderdome - Let Go (398 words)
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Week #329: Fun-Sized Thunderdome - Let Go (395 words)
 
Week #333: A Sparkly Merman Holiday Special - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
113
Week #336: Best of the Bestiary - A series of natural deaths (997 words)
 
Week #337: A Dark and Stormy 2019 - FAILURE
114
Week #339: Die Hard - Dream House (1258 words)
 
Week #340: Beyond the Murder of the Dolls - FAILURE
Dishonorable Mention
115
Week #343: What a Horrible Week To Have a Curse - Fraud (1354 words)
 
Week #344: OBEDIENCE IS ITS OWN REWARD - FAILURE


Brawls: 18, Victories: 7, Defeats: 11, Record: 39%
Defeat
1
Brawl #55: Mercenzahn Facepunchbrawl - The First Shot (1279 words)
Defeat
2
Brawl #76: Only the Music - Dieseltown (514 words)
Defeat
3
Brawl #83: ENTEJESER BRAWL OF THE MILLENIA!!!!! - Like Animals (1029 words)
Defeat
4
Brawl #84: Djinenzahn Brawl - Strangers (1455 words)
Victory
5
Brawl #109: Holes and Doors - Abyss (1022 words)
Defeat
6
Brawl #113: Surreal Halloween - Black Soul (1612 words)
Defeat
7
Brawl #114: Social Capitalism - Darker Skies (659 words)
Defeat
8
Brawl #124: Hatred - Too Much of a Bad Thing (1579 words)
Victory
9
Brawl #148: Dog Eat Dog - Surprise Find (1023 words)
Victory
10
Brawl #159: In the Unknown - City of Gold (1760 words)
Victory
11
Brawl #162: Doming With the Devil - Two Tricksters (2064 words)
Defeat
12
Brawl #164: Rad Bromance - Some problems are only solved by blowing them up, or maybe not but you blow them up anyway (1476 words)
Defeat
13
Brawl #177: Death Waltz - Waltz Macabre (1357 words)
Victory
14
Brawl #183: Losing the Plot: Oxxidation vs. Entenzahn - It's Nothing (1060 words)
Defeat
15
Brawl #189: Strangled by the Cliche String: curlingiron vs. Entenzahn - The Green Fairy and the Blind Eyes (2058 words)
Defeat
16
Brawl #199: World's Greatest Dad - Detour (1324 words)
Victory
17
Brawl #204: Brawlsterfuck Addendum - Medicine (1792 words)
Victory
18
Brawl #212: RISE OF THE SLAPPING TONYS - :11: The End of All Flesh (496 words)