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Erogenous Beef (SA)
Average Words/Story: 1,211
TD Words Written: 53,274
Brawl Words Written: 5,564
Total Words Written: 58,838
Stories Rated: 0
Wins: 4
Losses: 0
Honorable Mentions: 9
Dishonorable Mentions: 2
Disqualifications: 0

Judgings: 14
Failures: 1
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 4

40 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: The X-Man - Something Something Go Fuck Yourself (67 words)
 
Off-Prompt: In Its Twilight Days, Thunderdome Writes of Manmeat; Muffin Rejoices - Untitled (10 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - Mirrors (1996 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - The Explosion of Gold (237 words)
1
Week #28: Show me the love! - Second Chances (1018 words)
2
Week #29: Written in the Stars - Under Pressure (1217 words)
3
Week #30: We're 30 / Time to get dirty / LET US FUCK - Last Flight from Copenhagen (1433 words)
4
Week #31: Russian Nesting Dolls - Off Base (1001 words)
5
Week #32: Playing Angry Birds on a Derailing Train - Coup (992 words)
6
Week #33: The Ides of Marx - Xlendi (448 words)
Honorable Mention
7
Week #35: Pictures and Books - Don't Skip To The End (863 words)
 
Week #36: Polishing Turds - *judge*
Honorable Mention
8
Week #37: Professional Excellence - Border Control (1198 words)
9
Week #38: Mandatory Thunderbrawls - Hersteinnssaga (1633 words)
10
Week #39: Lurid & Astounding Tales of Pulp Submissions - Duke Guncock versus The Man With No Balls (1200 words)
 
Week #40: Poor Richard's Thundervision - *judge*
11
Week #44: Old Testament Studies with Chairchucker - Gus Gascan, Space Janitor (1387 words)
 
Week #46: A Child's Garden of WTF - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
12
Week #47: The Rule of Three - Find Them And You Can Resist (519 words)
Honorable Mention
13
Week #48: Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner - Beer for the Beer Gods (1273 words)
 
Week #51: We Told You So - *judge*
14
Week #53: The Horrors of History! - Frozen Souls (1140 words)
15
Week #59: WRITE ABOUT WHERE YOU CURRENTLY LIVE - Ostliebe (1272 words)
Winner
16
Week #60: The Case of the Regrettable Entries - Evil in Amsterdam: The Wrong Chemistry (1317 words)
 
Week #61: Twisted Traditions - *judge*
 
Week #62: Thunderdome Against Humanity - *judge*
Honorable Mention
17
Week #64: Dead or Alive - Jim Outlaw and the Return of LED-Eye Dick (1007 words)
18
Week #65: Songs We Were Singing - Sharp Harmony (1044 words)
19
Week #66: Know When to Fold 'Em - Missed Connections (1252 words)
Winner
20
Week #67: Lions and Tigers and Bears - Untamed (1023 words)
 
Week #68: Once Upon A Crime - *judge*
Ock!
21
Week #70: "And what did you see, my darling young one?" - Duke Guncock and the Nazindie Menace (1955 words)
 
Week #71: A way with words - *judge*
22
Week #74: Y Tu Thunderdome!? - Redox (1192 words)
23
Week #75: He's Not Quite Dead - An Obvious Reference to Hamlet, or Maybe Nietzsche, Man (993 words)
 
Week #77: Well gee, that's certainly something - *judge*
Winner
24
Week #80: "Why don't you ask your huge cock?" - Sodom Has No Pause Button (1260 words)
 
Week #81: LEGO Stories with Chairchucker - *judge*
25
Week #82: Captain Thunderdome - Aesop’s Lost Fable (2126 words)
 
Week #83: Comma, Noun, Verb - *judge*
26
Week #87: Touched by a Thunderdome - Concessions (1196 words)
Honorable Mention
27
Week #89: We Don't Need No Water, Let The Damn Roof Burn - Keeping Score (1154 words)
Honorable Mention
28
Week #90: Down With the Sickness - Pays de RĂ©sistance (1231 words)
 
Week #91: OUR FINEST HOUR - *judge*
29
Week #107: STAY OUT OF THE MARSH - Scattered, Smothered (1601 words)
 
Week #112: Attack of the Graphophobes - *judge*
30
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - Lethal Ingestion (1274 words)
 
Week #144: Doming Lasha Tumbai - *judge*
Honorable Mention
31
Week #148: Gambling Degenerates - Shorted Out (1498 words)
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Week #159: SINNERS ORGY - Summer Broken (1199 words)
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Week #220: Enter the Voidmart - Mirakills, or: How I Met the Maker (2002 words)
34
Week #224: I Wanna Dome You Like An Animal - Fairly Fought (968 words)
35
Week #225: Pick A Century - All the Men Merely Players (1797 words)
Dishonorable Mention
36
Week #227: It was a Dark and Stormy Night.... - Frozen Out (1041 words)
Winner
37
Week #228: Unqualified - A Change of Mind (796 words)
 
Week #229: The War, on Christmas - *judge*
38
Week #232: I want to crit your blood - Flush with Cash (2617 words)
Dishonorable Mention
39
Week #238: Lie to Me - Cleaner (1580 words)
Honorable Mention
40
Week #239: Stop trying to crit me and crit me! - Duke Guncock and the Golden Funnel (1247 words)


Brawls: 5, Victories: 3, Defeats: 2, Record: 60%
Defeat
1
Brawl #21: Fairy Tales - Mortimer & The Drainpipe Dilemma (1358 words)
Victory
2
Brawl #36: Sitting Beef Brawl - Ceasefire (862 words)
Defeat
3
Brawl #40: Dogfight - Dogs (780 words)
Victory
4
Brawl #53: Erogenous Muffinbrawl - Idle Hands (1014 words)
Victory
5
Brawl #207: Who's the Beef? - Garden Variety (1550 words)