Grizzled Patriarch (SA)
Average Words/Story: 830
TD Words Written: 75,510
Brawl Words Written: 3,466
Total Words Written: 78,976
Stories Rated: 0
Wins: 10
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 17
Dishonorable Mentions: 4
Disqualifications: 2
Judgings: 12
Failures: 8
TD Words Written: 75,510
Brawl Words Written: 3,466
Total Words Written: 78,976
Stories Rated: 0
Wins: 10
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 17
Dishonorable Mentions: 4
Disqualifications: 2
Judgings: 12
Failures: 8
Total Submissions
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Entries:
FAILURE
Week #87: Touched by a Thunderdome
1
(760 words) The Siege
3
Week #91: OUR FINEST HOUR
(813 words) Mutilés
4
Dishonorable Mention
Week #92: The Great White Elephant Gift Exchange!
(1319 words) Mostly They Come Home
FAILURE
FAILURE
Week #95: Inhuman Centipede
6
Week #97: Neither Tarnished Nor Afraid
(727 words) Fresh Powder
FAILURE
Week #98: Music of the Night
7
Week #99: COME TO YOUR SENSES!
(588 words) Filament
8
Week #100: The Black Attache Case
(837 words) Somewhere Else
9
Week #101: WAR
(796 words) A Sound Like Distant Thunder
12
Week #105: Book One
(804 words) The Windigo
13
Week #106: VH1 presents: Behind the Goon[sic]
(722 words) Notes in an Empty Room
14
Week #107: STAY OUT OF THE MARSH
(962 words) Cobwebs
*judge*
Week #109: Attack of the Clones
16
Week #110: cleaning up the streets
(788 words) Beneath a Blood Red Sun
18
Week #112: Attack of the Graphophobes
(815 words) How Billy Prexler Got His Groove Back
19
Week #113: OK YOU ASKED FOR IT SUCKERS
(596 words) Every Bird Comes Home to Roost
20
Week #114: Missed Catnections
(602 words) Little Lazarus
21
Week #115: The Eleventh Hour
(710 words) Leading Out to Sea
22
Week #116: Today in Technicolor
(845 words) On the Morning That We Buried My Father Alive
23
Week #117: Tired of your shit
(1149 words) The Incident in Question
24
Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire
(552 words) The Library of Alexandria
25
Week #119: Oh! Calamity!
(521 words) Death I Think Is No Parenthesis
26
Week #120: KNOW WHERE THE SUN SETS
(657 words) Pipes
27
Week #121: Pet Words
(597 words) This is the Part I Hate
*judge*
Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle
*judge*
Week #125: Thunderdome is Coming to Town
FAILURE
Week #126: Auld Lang Syne
30
Week #127: DOMIN' ALL OVER THE WORLD
(538 words) The Alley-Runners
31
Week #128: BLACK METAL WEEK
(563 words) Body of the Host
32
Week #129: Those We Loved
(706 words) Love is Another Kind of Loneliness
33
Week #130: Twice Told Tales of Magic and Sparkles
(578 words) Endless Numbered Days
34
Week #131: At the Crossroads
(766 words) Until We Meet Again
35
Week #132: economy of prompt
(496 words) The Old Breed
*judge*
Week #136: Famous Last Words
*judge*
Week #138: Aaahh!!! Real Monsters
40
Week #139: Well Fuck Me Then
(716 words) One-Fifteen Heavy
*judge*
42
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT
(995 words) Jesus Walks Into a Motel
*judge*
Week #143: Smells Like Dome Spirit
43
Week #144: Doming Lasha Tumbai
(475 words) Tiny Edible Things
44
Week #145: You gonna finish that?
(519 words) The Crucible
Week #145: You gonna finish that?
(411 words) Untitled Opening
45
Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love
(1231 words) Fortress of Solitude
46
Week #147: The Tragedy of Shakespeare Descending
(1055 words) Dispatches from the Capital City
FAILURE
Week #148: Gambling Degenerates
50
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue
(1081 words) Zero Days Since Our Last Accident
51
Week #153: Gather Your Party
(1007 words) Skinness
52
Week #154: Naturally Unnatural
(855 words) Crooked
54
Week #156: LET'S GET FUCKED UP ON LOVE
(758 words) Seawall
55
Week #157: BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS
(666 words) A Gift for Emily
56
Week #158: ...LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
(1059 words) Signor Ugolino Sings the Blues
59
Week #161: Negative Exponents
(765 words) The Dictator in Exile
60
(901 words) Did He Who Made the Lamb Make Thee?
61
Week #163: YOUR STUPID SHIT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
(1174 words) Uncle Under the Mountain
63
Week #165: Back to School
(832 words) Junior Has the Spirits
65
Week #167: Black Sunshine
(778 words) Under a Thin Layer of Skin
66
Week #168: She Stole My Wallet and My Heart
(754 words) The Tower of Cortés
67
Week #169: Thunderdome o' Bedlam
(936 words) If I Find Jack Nicholson Under the Ground
68
Week #170: Cities & Kaiju
(714 words) Garugon Rises
69
Honorable Mention
Week #171: The Honorable THUNDERDOME CLXXI
(756 words) A Little Bird the Ants Have Gotten To
71
Week #173: Pilgrim's Progress
(976 words) On the Hearth a Little Flower Blooms
72
Dishonorable Mention
Week #174: Ladles and Jellyspoons
(1090 words) Joey Romaine's Live House of Wax
*judge*
Week #177: Sparkly Mermen 2: Electric Merman Boogaloo
*judge*
Week #179: Strange Logs
FAILURE
Week #180: Maybe I'm a Maze
76
(1177 words) Grace Land
78
Week #183: Sorry Dad, I Was Late To The Riots
(612 words) Terra Infirma
79
(865 words) Painted Eyes
80
Week #185: Music of the Night, Vol. II
(1401 words) A Moment of Your Time
81
Week #186: Giving away prizes for doing f'd-up things
(796 words) Home Economics
83
Week #188: Insomniac Olympics
(1254 words) You Could Be a Winner
*judge*
Week #190: Three-Course Tale
85
Honorable Mention
Week #191: We Talk Good
(487 words) Transcripts From the Angel Factory, Session 17
87
Week #193: the worst week
(543 words) Waiting For the Lightning
89
(1180 words) The Jackalope
*judge*
Week #198: Buddy Stuff
FAILURE
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers
*judge*
Week #221: The Escape of the Bad Words.
Brawls: 3, Victories: 1, Defeats: 2, Record: 33%
1
Brawl #112: IT'S GOOD TO BE BAD
3
Brawl #168: Big Stories That End
(1911 words) Like Water