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Jonked (SA)
Average Words/Story: 936
TD Words Written: 55,237
Brawl Words Written: 3,516
Total Words Written: 58,753
Stories Rated: 0
Wins: 1
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 2
Dishonorable Mentions: 6
Disqualifications: 2

Judgings: 2
Failures: 12
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 3

56 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: At World's End - Fuck Your Rules, and I Don't Care It's Late (114 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Untitled (104 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Flash Fiction 101 with Professor Seafood - 15 minutes (100 words)
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Week #1: Man Agonizes over Potatoes - The Priest's Choice (690 words)
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Week #2: Dystopian Chick-Lit - The More Things Change... (439 words)
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Week #3: Check Your Cis Privilege in Swaziland - Cracolândia (1179 words)
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Week #4: last man on the moon - Mad Dog on the Moon (1013 words)
 
Week #5: Gary Numan, Fucksticks - FAILURE
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Week #6: Week Six: It Rhymes with Dicks - Lasting More Than Four Hours (557 words)
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Week #7: The goons who lose will pay the highest price - Milly goes to Work (215 words)
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Week #8: Martello's Girlfriend Said, "I'm late!" - The El Dorado Oracle (1078 words)
 
Week #10: THE DARK LORD'S CORNFLAKES - FAILURE
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Week #16: Oh the weave we web - What Else Can You Do (704 words)
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Week #17: I Don't Know You - California (882 words)
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Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES - Round 1: A Family Mythology (2021 words)
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Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES - Round 2: I can't do Humorous, how about Bitter Mockery instead? (461 words)
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Week #46: A Child's Garden of WTF - Chapter 12: The Doctor and the Razor (1481 words)
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Week #47: The Rule of Three - Deaths Come In Threes (842 words)
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Week #48: Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner - Thursday in Purgatory (1298 words)
 
Week #52: Cyberblaxploitation Anniversary - FAILURE
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Week #77: Well gee, that's certainly something - The Man From Beatosu (898 words)
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Week #78: Past Glories - Kenya 1963 (889 words)
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Week #79: Periodic Stories of the Elements - Theoretically Hopeful (1133 words)
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Week #80: "Why don't you ask your huge cock?" - Memories (848 words)
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Week #81: LEGO Stories with Chairchucker - Alien Disguised! (452 words)
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Week #82: Captain Thunderdome - Milk (820 words)
Dishonorable Mention
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Week #85: Ground Control to Major Tom - A Letter the Author Recieved in Middle School (991 words)
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Week #86: Have You Seen My Trophy? - The Final Chore (865 words)
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Week #87: Touched by a Thunderdome - The Holy Flame (641 words)
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Week #88: The Wise Fool - Seagulls, Waves, and Salty Air (821 words)
 
Week #89: We Don't Need No Water, Let The Damn Roof Burn - FAILURE
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Week #120: KNOW WHERE THE SUN SETS - The Hoose-Gow (1507 words)
Winner
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Week #121: Pet Words - It's Late And I'm Tired (1276 words)
 
Week #122: Bar-back - *judge*
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Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle - Be Kind, Rewind! (990 words)
 
Week #124: god have mercy - *judge*
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Week #125: Thunderdome is Coming to Town - Beard (1369 words)
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Week #126: Auld Lang Syne - The Pearl (1252 words)
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Week #127: DOMIN' ALL OVER THE WORLD - Desert Magic (859 words)
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Week #128: BLACK METAL WEEK - The Citadel of Dwarves (649 words)
 
Week #129: Those We Loved - FAILURE
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Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - Oneiromancy (1300 words)
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Week #143: Smells Like Dome Spirit - Bathsheba (1188 words)
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Week #144: Doming Lasha Tumbai - Love You While I'm Gone. (392 words)
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Week #145: "You gonna finish that?" - Untitled Opening (495 words)
Dishonorable Mention
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Week #145: "You gonna finish that?" - The Fire and the Slave (440 words)
Disqualified
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Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love - The True Last Battle of the Civil War (1115 words)
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Week #147: The Tragedy of Shakespeare Descending - The Final Lap (1068 words)
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Week #148: Gambling Degenerates - Balcony Two of the Theater of the Mind (995 words)
Disqualified
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Week #149: Thrilling Adventure! - An Investigator, An Accountant, and a Fistful of Bullets (1444 words)
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Week #150: Everything Old is New Again - The Once and Future King (1066 words)
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Week #153: Gather Your Party - Waiting for Gu’Dul (1246 words)
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Week #154: Naturally Unnatural - The Top (883 words)
Dishonorable Mention
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Week #155: IT'S TOO DAMN HOT - Sweat Tea in a Tin Can (1090 words)
Dishonorable Mention
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Week #156: LET'S GET FUCKED UP ON LOVE - Mons Huygens Winery, 2022 Vintage (1281 words)
 
Week #157: BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS - FAILURE
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Week #158: ...LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS - The Desert's Milk (1140 words)
Dishonorable Mention
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Week #159: SINNERS ORGY - Capitalism is the one true ideology of Freedom (1095 words)
Honorable Mention
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Week #160: Spin the wheel! - The Wolf in the Forest (1385 words)
 
Week #161: Negative Exponents - FAILURE
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Week #166: Comings and Goings - When the Epigraph is from the Story (1073 words)
 
Week #167: Black Sunshine - FAILURE
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Week #191: We Talk Good - A Courtly Education, (501 words)
Dishonorable Mention
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Week #192: Really Entertaining Minific - Temptations (994 words)
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Week #193: the worst week - You, Me, and the Body (938 words)
 
Week #195: Inverse World - FAILURE
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Week #205: the book of forbidden names - Game Reserve (1202 words)
Honorable Mention
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Week #206: WHIZZ! Bang! POW! Thunderdome! - Red Sun At Morning (1212 words)
 
Week #207: Bottle Your Rage - FAILURE
Loser
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Week #208: Upper-Class Tweet of the Year - Happyville (872 words)
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Week #209: WHAT DO YOU GET A DOME THAT HAS EVERYTHING?? - Gummyshoe (1384 words)
 
Week #211: Next-Best Friend Week - FAILURE
 
Week #216: Historical Redemption (or: Sin, Lizzie) - FAILURE


Brawls: 3, Victories: 1, Defeats: 2, Record: 33%
Victory
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Brawl #138: One Genre Leads to Another - Frontier Justice (2077 words)
Defeat
2
Brawl #148: Dog Eat Dog - Dog Days (1073 words)
Defeat
3
Brawl #197: Don't Drop It! - Don't be Sorry (366 words)