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Killer-of-Lawyers (SA)
Average Words/Story: 1,073
TD Words Written: 51,523
Stories Rated: 0
Wins: 0
Losses: 4
Honorable Mentions: 6
Dishonorable Mentions: 9
Disqualifications: 0

Judgings: 1
Failures: 19
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 1

47 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: Bees. My God. - Untitled (80 words)
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Week #138: Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - Spear (1105 words)
Loser
2
Week #139: Well Fuck Me Then - Population Affairs (989 words)
3
Week #140: Who do you think you are? - Etherkiller (1498 words)
4
Week #141: "Three May Keep a Secret, If Two of Them Are Dead" - Paleolithic (1155 words)
5
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - Randolph the Green (803 words)
Honorable Mention
6
Week #143: Smells Like Dome Spirit - Decay (1229 words)
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Week #144: Doming Lasha Tumbai - The Star and The Skull (547 words)
8
Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love - Factory (1544 words)
Honorable Mention
9
Week #147: The Tragedy of Shakespeare Descending - The Monaco Shuffle (1424 words)
10
Week #148: Gambling Degenerates - The Sure Bet and Tough Break (1368 words)
 
Week #149: Thrilling Adventure! - FAILURE
11
Week #150: Everything Old is New Again - Scarcity (1101 words)
 
Week #151: Rewriting the Books - FAILURE
12
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue - Take Charge Marketing (1295 words)
13
Week #153: Gather Your Party - A Deer, Dear (1407 words)
 
Week #154: Naturally Unnatural - FAILURE
 
Week #156: LET'S GET FUCKED UP ON LOVE - FAILURE
14
Week #158: ...LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS - Bone and Stone (1238 words)
Honorable Mention
15
Week #159: SINNERS ORGY - Paper Jam (708 words)
16
Week #160: Spin the wheel! - Issue Five: The Root of Evil (874 words)
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Week #161: Negative Exponents - Dreams of Babel (1235 words)
 
Week #162: The best of the worst and the worst of the best - FAILURE
18
Week #163: YOUR STUPID SHIT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM - Nihil Sub Sole Novum (1262 words)
19
Week #164: I Shouldn't Have Eaten That Souvlaki - Food Run (895 words)
20
Week #165: Back to School - Order of Authorship Determined by Proximity (1095 words)
Honorable Mention
21
Week #166: Comings and Goings - Personal Savior (1304 words)
Dishonorable Mention
22
Week #167: Black Sunshine - Purgatory (865 words)
23
Week #168: She Stole My Wallet and My Heart - Theatrics (1484 words)
24
Week #170: Cities & Kaiju - She Who Fights Monsters (1503 words)
 
Week #171: The Honorable THUNDERDOME CLXXI - FAILURE
Dishonorable Mention
25
Week #173: Pilgrim's Progress - Lies (1193 words)
 
Week #174: Ladles and Jellyspoons - FAILURE
Dishonorable Mention
26
Week #175: Speels of Magic - Persistence (857 words)
 
Week #176: Florida Man and/or Woman - FAILURE
27
Week #178: I’m not mad, just disappointed - One Last Play (926 words)
 
Week #179: Strange Logs - FAILURE
28
Week #180: Maybe I'm a Maze - [Triplicate Four(4) out of Three(Ⅲ)] (1195 words)
Loser
29
Week #181: We like bloodsports and we don't care who knows! - Game Face (1148 words)
 
Week #182: Domegrassi - FAILURE
30
Week #183: Sorry Dad, I Was Late To The Riots - Internal Narrative (847 words)
 
Week #184: The 2015teen/Year of the Ram Great White Elephant Prompt Exchange - FAILURE
31
Week #186: Giving away prizes for doing f'd-up things - The Gourmand (991 words)
Dishonorable Mention
32
Week #187: Lost In Translation - For Want of Pulp (1190 words)
Dishonorable Mention
33
Week #188: Insomniac Olympics - Beat (1050 words)
Dishonorable Mention
34
Week #189: knight time - Knight Trip (1290 words)
 
Week #191: We Talk Good - FAILURE
35
Week #193: the worst week - This is a Story About Anxiety (1817 words)
 
Week #199: EVERYBODY KNOWS SHIT'S FUCKED - FAILURE
36
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers - The Starch that Binds Me (910 words)
 
Week #209: WHAT DO YOU GET A DOME THAT HAS EVERYTHING?? - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
37
Week #232: I want to crit your blood - Understand (1211 words)
 
Week #234: Binging on Bad Words - FAILURE
38
Week #237: A Way for the Cosmos To Know Itself - Eternity (1251 words)
 
Week #238: Lie to Me - FAILURE
Dishonorable Mention
39
Week #239: Stop trying to crit me and crit me! - Many Beasts (921 words)
 
Week #241: From Zero to Hero - FAILURE
40
Week #242: Resonance of Words - Austrian Acrobatics (1762 words)
41
Week #244: Unspecified Word Disorder - Broken Wires, Broken Minds (1095 words)
 
Week #245: it's all about me, fuckers - FAILURE
Dishonorable Mention
42
Week #250: Everything Means Nothing Anymore - Fragmented (570 words)
Honorable Mention
43
Week #255: RAY-LORDS FROM BEYOND GALAXY 9! - Continuity (914 words)
Loser
44
Week #256: Myths of the Near Stone Age - Troubles (387 words)
 
Week #257: No failures week. - *judge*
 
Week #258: DOUBLE TROUBLE with BAD CAT 1 and BAD CAT 2 - FAILURE
45
Week #300: Let's Make a Void! - Filling Voids (1201 words)
Loser
46
Week #333: A Sparkly Merman Holiday Special - You and I (465 words)
Dishonorable Mention
47
Week #355: Top Ten Hundred Words - The Big Problem (324 words)