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Noah (SA)
Average Words/Story: 1,010
TD Words Written: 82,847
Brawl Words Written: 6,522
Total Words Written: 89,369
Stories Rated: 0
Wins: 3
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 8
Dishonorable Mentions: 3
Disqualifications: 1

Judgings: 3
Failures: 6
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 2

80 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: Into the Closet - A Perfect World (136 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - New Dawn (498 words)
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Week #1: Man Agonizes over Potatoes - Would you like fries with that? (571 words)
2
Week #2: Dystopian Chick-Lit - Diary of Bootstrapping the Apocalypse (500 words)
3
Week #3: Check Your Cis Privilege in Swaziland - Pineapple Fields (1531 words)
Disqualified
4
Week #4: last man on the moon - Moon Beez (1030 words)
5
Week #4: last man on the moon - Moon Beez (996 words)
6
Week #5: Gary Numan, Fucksticks - Me! I Disconnect from You! (1081 words)
7
Week #6: Week Six: It Rhymes with Dicks - The Photograph (928 words)
8
Week #7: The goons who lose will pay the highest price - Untitled (215 words)
9
Week #8: Martello's Girlfriend Said, "I'm late!" - Never Wanted Twins (1510 words)
10
Week #9: Old Sex/Lawn Sounds - I'll see you again one day, old spice. (777 words)
11
Week #11: Betrayal, by Zdzislaw Beksiñski - Soul Ruster (973 words)
12
Week #12: Hateful Protagonist - A Friend in Need (883 words)
13
Week #13: Real Natural Horror, Bitches - The Flood (703 words)
14
Week #14: You Shouldn't Be Here - Internship (492 words)
15
Week #15: Sharp Vision Sooths Strong Reaction - Revolution (735 words)
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Week #16: Oh the weave we web - Small Details (725 words)
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Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES - Round 1: Guilt (1657 words)
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Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES - Round 2: Fusion (469 words)
19
Week #20: Face Your Destiny - A Mother's Love (531 words)
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Week #21: Welcome to My Sensorium - Silence is Golden Spoon (674 words)
Honorable Mention
21
Week #22: Schroedinger's Nihilarian - A Rare Find (997 words)
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Week #23: DIE FOR YOUR POETRY - Bite of the Grind (211 words)
23
Week #24: Keyboard Kings - Blood for Blood (1733 words)
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Week #25: What They Deserve - Work Related Injury (1413 words)
Classic
25
Week #26: THUNDERDOME RADIO RADIO RADIO! - Grumble Baboon (29 words)
26
Week #27: There is only PAIN - Up and Coming (1032 words)
Dishonorable Mention
27
Week #28: Show me the love! - Monday Nights (1184 words)
28
Week #30: We're 30 / Time to get dirty / LET US FUCK - Of Conviction and Man (1496 words)
29
Week #31: Russian Nesting Dolls - Downhill (1022 words)
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Week #32: Playing Angry Birds on a Derailing Train - Second Place (1018 words)
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Week #33: The Ides of Marx - A Fine Day (372 words)
32
Week #34: No dragonshirts at the club - In the Night (1208 words)
33
Week #35: Pictures and Books - The Next Chapter (841 words)
34
Week #36: Polishing Turds - Blue and Pink (823 words)
35
Week #37: Professional Excellence - The Coffin of Henry Wick (1209 words)
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Week #38: Mandatory Thunderbrawls - One Small Box (1611 words)
Winner
37
Week #41: Get Everybody and the Stuff Together - The Beast in the Woods (1003 words)
 
Week #42: Been Called Worse by Better - *judge*
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Week #43: He's dead, Horatio - Keep Digging (481 words)
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Week #48: Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner - Tips and All (1308 words)
40
Week #50: Fifty Shades of Thunderdome - The Unpainted Wall (1018 words)
Winner
41
Week #53: The Horrors of History! - The Wendigo (1203 words)
 
Week #54: Petty Local Politics - *judge*
Ock!
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Week #62: Thunderdome Against Humanity - No Bones About It (1855 words)
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Week #63: Who finds short shorts unbearably depressing? - Nothing Belongs to Everyone (1016 words)
44
Week #64: Dead or Alive - The Birthday Gift (1014 words)
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Week #70: "And what did you see, my darling young one?" - The Trail of Sun-Catchers (2136 words)
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Week #76: The Mysteries of the Finite - Running the House (973 words)
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Week #77: Well gee, that's certainly something - Astronaut Ice Cream (901 words)
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Week #78: Past Glories - Love the Machine (982 words)
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Week #79: Periodic Stories of the Elements - The Crawling Statue (1400 words)
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Week #80: "Why don't you ask your huge cock?" - To Make Friends, You have to Kill a Kid (1020 words)
51
Week #81: LEGO Stories with Chairchucker - Old Bones (754 words)
Honorable Mention
52
Week #82: Captain Thunderdome - The Hidebehind (996 words)
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Week #83: Comma, Noun, Verb - Life Support (1188 words)
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Week #84: Who You Gonna Call? - The Fire in the Night (900 words)
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Week #89: We Don't Need No Water, Let The Damn Roof Burn - New Beginnings (1108 words)
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Week #100: The Black Attache Case - The Dirty Dog (1005 words)
Honorable Mention
57
Week #101: WAR - The Vulture (1283 words)
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Week #102: B-I-N-G-O - Nettle Man (1205 words)
Honorable Mention
59
Week #107: STAY OUT OF THE MARSH - What Comes Next (1581 words)
Dishonorable Mention
60
Week #111: FOLK ALL Y'ALL - The Tide (1000 words)
61
Week #113: OK YOU ASKED FOR IT SUCKERS - In Passing (987 words)
62
Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire - Dead Air (1107 words)
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Week #136: Famous Last Words - The Act of Disappearing (1186 words)
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Week #137: A Picture is Worth rand( ) % 1500 words - Profane Love (1379 words)
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Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - Familiar Patterns (1220 words)
Honorable Mention
66
Week #143: Smells Like Dome Spirit - Inheritance (1205 words)
67
Week #172: Thunderdome Startup - Just Checking In (1208 words)
 
Week #174: Ladles and Jellyspoons - FAILURE
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Week #184: The 2015teen/Year of the Ram Great White Elephant Prompt Exchange - Golden Roads (1295 words)
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Week #186: Giving away prizes for doing f'd-up things - Autoerotic (972 words)
 
Week #187: Lost In Translation - FAILURE
Winner
70
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers - Metaballphosis (1019 words)
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Week #204: Hate Week - I Lived There Once (1390 words)
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Week #205: the book of forbidden names - Underfoot (1190 words)
 
Week #206: WHIZZ! Bang! POW! Thunderdome! - FAILURE
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Week #231: No Grown-ups! - Without a Clue (952 words)
Honorable Mention
74
Week #256: Myths of the Near Stone Age - Where You Are Now (797 words)
Honorable Mention
75
Week #259: One, Two, Three - Gorda (462 words)
 
Week #261: You Are Cordially Invited to the Dome of a Thousand Doors - FAILURE
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Week #264: Dystopia With A View - Decomposition (1502 words)
 
Week #298: Featuring Idris Elba - FAILURE
Dishonorable Mention
77
Week #300: Let's Make a Void! - Reserve America (1069 words)
78
Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive - Made For This (1196 words)
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Week #344: OBEDIENCE IS ITS OWN REWARD - Long Live the King (801 words)
Honorable Mention
80
Week #346: A Fistful of Magic Missiles - A Friday in Lent (766 words)
 
Week #352: Do You Know? 나쁜 글쓰기! - FAILURE
 
Week #353: Sonder - *judge*


Brawls: 7, Victories: 6, Defeats: 1, Record: 86%
Victory
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Brawl #3: Shape poems - Apple (100 words)
Victory
2
Brawl #8: THUNDERDUEL: Echo Cian vs Noah - A Gallant Swain (856 words)
Victory
3
Brawl #10: Flash Rules - Afterschool Duel (751 words)
Defeat
4
Brawl #12: Anti-Food Porn - Blu Velvet (1016 words)
Victory
5
Brawl #13: I Need a Med Pack!!! - The Most Amount of Good (2041 words)
Victory
6
Brawl #15: Lost and Found - Finders Keepers (1002 words)
Victory
7
Brawl #32: Fight for Words - R/C (333 words)