Noah (SA)
Average Words/Story: 1,038
TD Words Written: 100,709
Brawl Words Written: 6,861
Total Words Written: 107,570
Stories Rated: 0
Wins: 3
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 11
Dishonorable Mentions: 3
Disqualifications: 1
Judgings: 5
Failures: 11
TD Words Written: 100,709
Brawl Words Written: 6,861
Total Words Written: 107,570
Stories Rated: 0
Wins: 3
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 11
Dishonorable Mentions: 3
Disqualifications: 1
Judgings: 5
Failures: 11
Total Submissions
0 / 9 Favorites
Entries:
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Week #1: Man Agonizes over Potatoes
(571 words) Would you like fries with that?
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Week #2: Dystopian Chick-Lit
(500 words) Diary of Bootstrapping the Apocalypse
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(1531 words) Pineapple Fields
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Week #4: last man on the moon
(996 words) Moon Beez
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Week #5: Gary Numan, Fucksticks
(1081 words) Me! I Disconnect from You!
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Week #6: Week Six: It Rhymes with Dicks
(928 words) The Photograph
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(215 words) Untitled
9
(1510 words) Never Wanted Twins
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Week #9: Old Sex/Lawn Sounds
(777 words) I'll see you again one day, old spice.
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Week #11: Betrayal, by Zdzislaw Beksiñski
(973 words) Soul Ruster
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Week #12: Hateful Protagonist
(883 words) A Friend in Need
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Week #13: Real Natural Horror, Bitches
(703 words) The Flood
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Week #14: You Shouldn't Be Here
(492 words) Internship
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Week #15: Sharp Vision Sooths Strong Reaction
(735 words) Revolution
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Week #16: Oh the weave we web
(725 words) Small Details
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Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES
(1657 words) Round 1: Guilt
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Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES
(469 words) Round 2: Fusion
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Week #20: Face Your Destiny
(531 words) A Mother's Love
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Week #21: Welcome to My Sensorium
(674 words) Silence is Golden Spoon
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Week #23: DIE FOR YOUR POETRY
(211 words) Bite of the Grind
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Week #24: Keyboard Kings
(1733 words) Blood for Blood
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Week #25: What They Deserve
(1413 words) Work Related Injury
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Week #27: There is only PAIN
(1032 words) Up and Coming
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(1496 words) Of Conviction and Man
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Week #31: Russian Nesting Dolls
(1022 words) Downhill
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Week #32: Playing Angry Birds on a Derailing Train
(1018 words) Second Place
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Week #33: The Ides of Marx
(372 words) A Fine Day
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Week #34: No dragonshirts at the club
(1208 words) In the Night
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Week #35: Pictures and Books
(841 words) The Next Chapter
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Week #36: Polishing Turds
(823 words) Blue and Pink
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Week #37: Professional Excellence
(1209 words) The Coffin of Henry Wick
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Week #38: Mandatory Thunderbrawls
(1611 words) One Small Box
*judge*
Week #42: Been Called Worse by Better
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Week #43: He's dead, Horatio
(481 words) Keep Digging
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Week #48: Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner
(1308 words) Tips and All
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Week #50: Fifty Shades of Thunderdome
(1018 words) The Unpainted Wall
*judge*
Week #54: Petty Local Politics
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(1016 words) Nothing Belongs to Everyone
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Week #64: Dead or Alive
(1014 words) The Birthday Gift
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(2136 words) The Trail of Sun-Catchers
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Week #76: The Mysteries of the Finite
(973 words) Running the House
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Week #77: Well gee, that's certainly something
(901 words) Astronaut Ice Cream
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Week #78: Past Glories
(982 words) Love the Machine
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Week #79: Periodic Stories of the Elements
(1400 words) The Crawling Statue
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Week #80: "Why don't you ask your huge cock?"
(1020 words) To Make Friends, You have to Kill a Kid
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Week #81: LEGO Stories with Chairchucker
(754 words) Old Bones
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Week #83: Comma, Noun, Verb
(1188 words) Life Support
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Week #84: Who You Gonna Call?
(900 words) The Fire in the Night
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(1108 words) New Beginnings
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Week #100: The Black Attache Case
(1005 words) The Dirty Dog
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Week #102: B-I-N-G-O
(1205 words) Nettle Man
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Week #113: OK YOU ASKED FOR IT SUCKERS
(987 words) In Passing
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Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire
(1107 words) Dead Air
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Week #136: Famous Last Words
(1186 words) The Act of Disappearing
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Week #137: A Picture is Worth rand( ) % 1500 words
(1379 words) Profane Love
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Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT
(1220 words) Familiar Patterns
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Week #172: Thunderdome Startup
(1208 words) Just Checking In
FAILURE
Week #174: Ladles and Jellyspoons
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(1295 words) Golden Roads
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Week #186: Giving away prizes for doing f'd-up things
(972 words) Autoerotic
FAILURE
Week #187: Lost In Translation
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Week #204: Hate Week
(1390 words) I Lived There Once
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Week #205: the book of forbidden names
(1190 words) Underfoot
FAILURE
Week #206: WHIZZ! Bang! POW! Thunderdome!
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Week #231: No Grown-ups!
(952 words) Without a Clue
FAILURE
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Week #264: Dystopia With A View
(1502 words) Decomposition
FAILURE
Week #298: Featuring Idris Elba
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Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive
(1196 words) Made For This
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Week #344: OBEDIENCE IS ITS OWN REWARD
(801 words) Long Live the King
FAILURE
Week #352: Do You Know? 나쁜 글쓰기!
*judge*
Week #353: Sonder
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Week #418: Ancillary Action!
(993 words) Ebb
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Week #419: The Thunder Chef!
(2028 words) The Secret of the Churnkeep
FAILURE
Week #420: Guys we made the weed number
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Week #440: K-Drama Party!
(1501 words) Together, Forever
84
Week #441: OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER
(897 words) Hummingbird Wish Me Luck
85
Honorable Mention
Week #442: I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
(795 words) Championships Are Forever
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Week #443: THUNDERDOME WEEK 443: YOU'VE LOST THE PLOT
(1490 words) A Hunger
87
Week #447: New Earth
(1507 words) Oceans With No End
FAILURE
Week #448: Idiotisms and Proverbs and a Living Hell
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Week #450: Science Blog Dome
(1285 words) I, Enemy
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Week #452: Dragon Week 2: The Dragoning
(873 words) Precipitation
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Week #453: You're Out of Order!
(880 words) Upside Down
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Week #454: The Great Goon Walkabout
(970 words) The Rite of Cleansing
*judge*
*judge*
Week #456: File Clerks Fight Crime
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Week #469: happy birthday cake time
(593 words) What She's Having
FAILURE
Week #471: They called it... Judgment Dome...
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Week #493: Hope is Absurd
(1101 words) Don’t Forget to get a To-Go Plate
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Week #495: I love relationships
(1505 words) The Gnawed
FAILURE
Week #504: Nae's Righteous Gemstones
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Week #522: THUNDERDOME 10TH BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA
(247 words) Everyone Loves Dogs
FAILURE
Week #523: It Takes a Village (to gaze at a navel)
Interprompts:
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Interprompt #0: Miscellaneous
(498 words) New Dawn
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Interprompt #11: Into the Closet
(136 words) A Perfect World
Brawls: 9, Victories: 7, Defeats: 2, Record: 78%
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Brawl #12: Anti-Food Porn
(1016 words) Blu Velvet
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Brawl #362: Gang Brawl Round 1: Moby Corn
(339 words) Corn