Sebmojo (SA) / dreadmojo
Average Words/Story: 868
TD Words Written: 202,234
Brawl Words Written: 58,552
Total Words Written: 260,786
Stories Rated: 42
Wins: 25
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 49
Dishonorable Mentions: 9
Disqualifications: 16
Judgings: 108
Failures: 48
TD Words Written: 202,234
Brawl Words Written: 58,552
Total Words Written: 260,786
Stories Rated: 42
Wins: 25
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 49
Dishonorable Mentions: 9
Disqualifications: 16
Judgings: 108
Failures: 48
Total Submissions
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Entries:
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Week #1: Man Agonizes over Potatoes
(832 words) The Potatomachy of Farmer Ned
2
Week #2: Dystopian Chick-Lit
(477 words) 50 Shades of Ash
*judge*
Week #4: last man on the moon
4
Week #5: Gary Numan, Fucksticks
(772 words) Who has the strength to save us all?
5
Week #6: Week Six: It Rhymes with Dicks
(756 words) Sublimation
7
(1218 words) Road Trip
*judge*
Week #10: THE DARK LORD'S CORNFLAKES
9
Disqualified
*judge*
Week #11: Betrayal, by Zdzislaw Beksiñski
11
Week #12: Hateful Protagonist
(392 words) Serial
14
Week #16: Oh the weave we web
(734 words) Strangers when we meet
15
Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES
(455 words) Round 1: Yard work
*judge*
Week #19: How Deep Is My Fuckin' Love
*judge*
Week #20: Face Your Destiny
*judge*
Week #23: DIE FOR YOUR POETRY
FAILURE
Week #24: Keyboard Kings
19
Week #25: What They Deserve
(0 words) Cold front on the way
*judge*
Week #27: There is only PAIN
Redemption
Week #27: There is only PAIN
(917 words) Interstitial
21
Week #28: Show me the love!
(659 words) Chandrasekhar
*judge*
*judge*
Week #32: Playing Angry Birds on a Derailing Train
24
Week #33: The Ides of Marx
(268 words) Birdsong
28
Week #37: Professional Excellence
(1159 words) Doing our bit
FAILURE
Week #38: Mandatory Thunderbrawls
29
(1186 words) A Lucky Break
FAILURE
Week #41: Get Everybody and the Stuff Together
FAILURE
Week #42: Been Called Worse by Better
30
Week #43: He's dead, Horatio
(1035 words) Rules of Combustion
*judge*
Week #45: That Prisoners call the Sky
FAILURE
Week #47: The Rule of Three
*judge*
Week #48: Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner
FAILURE
Week #49: You Have Chosen...Poorly
33
Week #50: Fifty Shades of Thunderdome
(820 words) Hothouse
FAILURE
Week #51: We Told You So
34
Week #52: Cyberblaxploitation Anniversary
(989 words) Ghosting
*judge*
Week #53: The Horrors of History!
*judge*
Week #56: Keyhole views
*judge*
Week #57: No characters allowed
35
Week #58: Seeing vs. Seen
(462 words) The Heisenberg Property
36
Week #59: WRITE ABOUT WHERE YOU CURRENTLY LIVE
(651 words) Double Physics
FAILURE
Week #60: The Case of the Regrettable Entries
37
Week #62: Thunderdome Against Humanity
(673 words) Primary Circular Reactions
*judge*
*judge*
Week #64: Dead or Alive
38
Week #66: Know When to Fold 'Em
(430 words) Mateship
39
Week #67: Lions and Tigers and Bears
(528 words) Outside the Walls
*judge*
Week #68: Once Upon A Crime
FAILURE
Week #69: Good, Giving and Game
42
Week #74: Y Tu Thunderdome!?
(1104 words) Besties
*judge*
Week #76: The Mysteries of the Finite
FAILURE
Week #77: Well gee, that's certainly something
*judge*
Week #79: Periodic Stories of the Elements
44
Honorable Mention
Week #81: LEGO Stories with Chairchucker
(750 words) Jim Spaceman: Moon Attack!
*judge*
Week #82: Captain Thunderdome
45
Week #83: Comma, Noun, Verb
(823 words) Maintain Perfect Form
*judge*
Week #86: Have You Seen My Trophy?
46
Week #87: Touched by a Thunderdome
(851 words) The gaps between
*judge*
Week #88: The Wise Fool
*judge*
47
(1201 words) Chains
FAILURE
Week #94: TRULY ALIEN
*judge*
Week #95: Inhuman Centipede
48
Week #97: Neither Tarnished Nor Afraid
(1174 words) Justice is a good machine
FAILURE
Week #98: Music of the Night
50
Week #101: WAR
(1343 words) Husband-hunting in wartime
*judge*
Week #102: B-I-N-G-O
51
Week #106: VH1 presents: Behind the Goon[sic]
(568 words) Civilised, Mile-deep Darkness
*judge*
Week #107: STAY OUT OF THE MARSH
*judge*
Week #110: cleaning up the streets
53
Week #112: Attack of the Graphophobes
(1060 words) The light over the mountain
FAILURE
Week #115: The Eleventh Hour
*judge*
Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire
55
Week #120: KNOW WHERE THE SUN SETS
(579 words) Standards and Practices
56
Week #121: Pet Words
(864 words) Heroes and Villains
*judge*
Week #122: Bar-back
FAILURE
Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle
57
Week #124: god have mercy
(1227 words) Iron and Glass
*judge*
Week #128: BLACK METAL WEEK
60
Week #129: Those We Loved
(1465 words) Dandelion
61
Week #131: At the Crossroads
(814 words) City of Delirium
64
Week #134: Run Domer Run
(1128 words) All in
*judge*
Week #135: THEY MIGHT BE FULL OF REGRET
FAILURE
Week #140: Who do you think you are?
*judge*
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT
66
Week #145: You gonna finish that?
(536 words) Bobbins
Week #145: You gonna finish that?
(408 words) Untitled Opening
67
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue
(1048 words) The Crow Aisle
68
Week #156: LET'S GET FUCKED UP ON LOVE
(793 words) f=ma
*judge*
Week #157: BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS
*judge*
Week #159: SINNERS ORGY
*judge*
*judge*
Week #166: Comings and Goings
*judge*
Week #174: Ladles and Jellyspoons
73
Week #177: Sparkly Mermen 2: Electric Merman Boogaloo
(595 words) Party Planning
FAILURE
Week #179: Strange Logs
74
Week #180: Maybe I'm a Maze
(748 words) Invisible Fortress
*judge*
Week #183: Sorry Dad, I Was Late To The Riots
FAILURE
Week #186: Giving away prizes for doing f'd-up things
76
Week #188: Insomniac Olympics
(695 words) Condom wrappers and Woodstock cans
*judge*
Week #189: knight time
FAILURE
Week #190: Three-Course Tale
*judge*
Week #191: We Talk Good
77
Week #193: the worst week
(1023 words) Scales and Fire
79
Week #199: EVERYBODY KNOWS SHIT'S FUCKED
(941 words) Emergence
*judge*
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers
*judge*
Week #205: the book of forbidden names
FAILURE
Week #207: Bottle Your Rage
83
Week #209: WHAT DO YOU GET A DOME THAT HAS EVERYTHING??
(1018 words) Wild Horses
85
Disqualified
Week #217: SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS, ATTACK!
(510 words) Dancing close at the end of the world
FAILURE
Week #219: cos wer goffik
86
Week #220: Enter the Voidmart
(984 words) The feeling behind the feeling
87
Week #221: The Escape of the Bad Words.
(249 words) The Cuckoo of Kaitiaki Close
*judge*
Week #223: Dear Thunderdome
*judge*
Week #226: Viking Wisdom
FAILURE
Week #227: It was a Dark and Stormy Night....
*judge*
Week #228: Unqualified
*judge*
Week #230: Slaying the Cursed Yearking
90
Week #231: No Grown-ups!
(956 words) The Lost Gold of Old Man Finkelstein
*judge*
Week #233: IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG
92
Week #234: Binging on Bad Words
(635 words) May contain:
93
Week #235: 21ST CENTURY MONOLOGUES FOR WOMEN
(590 words) Potential
94
Week #236: Three-Card Combo
(1367 words) Last orders please
*judge*
Week #237: A Way for the Cosmos To Know Itself
*judge*
Week #239: Stop trying to crit me and crit me!
FAILURE
Week #243: We Are the Heroes of Our Time
*judge*
Week #245: it's all about me, fuckers
Redemption
Week #248: A Vision of the Future
(943 words) Rock Star
98
(688 words) Irreducible
*judge*
Week #255: RAY-LORDS FROM BEYOND GALAXY 9!
101
Week #257: No failures week.
(1286 words) Bambina Loca
102
Week #259: One, Two, Three
(103 words) One Last Kiss
104
(697 words) Astronomical Unit
105
Week #262: Build Your Own Prompt
(478 words) Unwanted Grapefruit Interactions
106
Week #263: dragons are for rich white kids
*judge*
Week #265: KEITH APE
FAILURE
Week #266: J. Walter Weatherman and Friends
*judge*
Week #268: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS
*judge*
Week #272: Lost in the funhouse
109
Week #273: A Wicked Pack of Cards
(787 words) The lesson of the axe
110
Week #274: I Scream, You Scream
(792 words) Fishfood
*judge*
Week #276: Little Man History
112
Week #277: Rewrite Mashup
(1017 words) Facetime
113
Week #278: Get Your (Self-Improving) Freak On
(982 words) Driver's Head
*judge*
Week #279: How to Write a Story
114
Honorable Mention
Week #280: Let’s Play Thunderdome: Entenzahn’s Bad Idea
(1118 words) Infinite spin
*judge*
Week #281: We Wish You a Merman Christmas!
115
Week #282: A Lyttony of Sorrows
(913 words) In Veritas
116
Week #284: That's How the Light Gets In
(384 words) In mortal chains
119
(922 words) Boarded up on memory lane
120
Week #292: Ancient History
(1453 words) Aro Street Gothic
FAILURE
121
Week #295: DO YOUR WORST!
122
Week #297: And Now for Something Completely Different
(1528 words) Dinosaur Day
123
Week #298: Featuring Idris Elba
(783 words) Decision Matrix
124
Week #300: Let's Make a Void!
(1201 words) The Roots of Desire
125
Week #301: Communication Breakdown
(1102 words) Ponytail boy
*judge*
Week #303: Things Humanity Was Not Meant To Know
127
Week #304: Magic of Bronze and Stone
(1209 words) Elehu
FAILURE
Week #305: "They sell tacos... and Potato Olés!"
*judge*
Week #311: It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools
131
Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive
(1358 words) Pirouette
*judge*
Week #315: Ships Passing in the Night
FAILURE
Week #316: Measure Twice, Cut Once
*judge*
Week #318: two from column A, one from column B
133
Week #320: Dumpster Diving For Fun and Profit
(1182 words) The Marble
134
Week #321: Objectionable Objectification
(643 words) Jingle Jangle, Motherfucker
*judge*
Week #322: HUMANIONABLE HUMANIFICATION
Name Change to dreadmojo
135
(928 words) Advent of the Star People
*judge*
Week #325: The Horror is Capitalism
*judge*
Week #326: LET'S MAKE A PLAYLIST!
FAILURE
Week #327: Check out all our majesty
Name Change to sebmojo
137
Week #329: Fun-Sized Thunderdome
(418 words) Antediluvian
*judge*
Week #330: Ray Gun Control
Name Change to dreadmojo
138
Week #331: A Very Thunderdome Hanukkah
(995 words) UXB
Name Change to sebmojo
139
Week #332: Steering the Crap
(427 words) 23
FAILURE
Week #333: A Sparkly Merman Holiday Special
*judge*
Week #334: Here Be Dragons
*judge*
Week #336: Best of the Bestiary
140
Week #338: Places of Power
(972 words) High on Idiot Hill
141
Week #339: Die Hard
(954 words) Dashing Through the Snow
*judge*
Week #340: Beyond the Murder of the Dolls
142
Week #341: AD 2019, Neo-Thunderdome
(1023 words) To see a sparrow fall
*judge*
Week #343: What a Horrible Week To Have a Curse
143
Week #344: OBEDIENCE IS ITS OWN REWARD
(1329 words) Wormfood
FAILURE
Week #347: Suddenly, Everything Has Changed
*judge*
Week #350: This is the line of division
*judge*
Week #353: Sonder
147
Week #354: S'moreDome
(680 words) Haumapuhia
*judge*
Week #355: Top Ten Hundred Words
*judge*
Week #356: THE WAR & ARTHUR C. CLARKE
FAILURE
Week #358: 19th Century Schizoid Man
149
Week #361: Extremely Creative Nonfiction
(917 words) Three things I remember happening
150
Week #362: ROSA FLORES IS DEAD
(391 words) Magnificat
151
Week #363: Face Our Gods and March Backwards Into Hell
(622 words) Steamed
152
Week #364: GACHADOME
(902 words) A circle has no end
*judge*
Week #365: Leo Season
154
Week #367: Call Me, Ishmael
(1024 words) Cetacean Bycatch
*judge*
Week #368: Hold On Loosely
*judge*
Week #370: Seeing the wiring beneath the board
*judge*
Week #372: Pirates!
157
Week #373: Write With Joystick Controllers
(958 words) Turing complete
*judge*
Week #375: AFTER THE END
Redemption
Week #378: What went wrong?
(998 words) Hearts and Stars
*judge*
Week #380: sitting here thinks of a prompt
FAILURE
FAILURE
Week #385: Getting a Reaction
*judge*
Week #387: Losers Gotta Stay Positive
161
Week #388: Fantastic Mr Cockroach
(868 words) With the Wisdom of Owls
*judge*
Week #390: Dressed to Kill Your Darlings
162
Dishonorable Mention
Week #391: You Are the Disease, Thunderdome is the Cure
(831 words) The eyes have it
163
Week #392: THE WEDDING SPEECH
(500 words) A Good Act of Contrition
*judge*
Week #394: The Questions of Interpersonal Closeness
165
Week #397: Twelve Fifteen Eighteen
(693 words) PPE
*judge*
Week #398: at the end of the tunnel
166
Week #400: If you lived here, you'd be Void by now!
(1509 words) The Doppler Effect
FAILURE
Week #403: Fight Night, Round 2
*judge*
Week #404: Circus Train
FAILURE
*judge*
Week #408: WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE
168
Week #409: TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK
(1348 words) Jesting Pisces
169
Week #410: Tell Me About Yourself
(1218 words) Catastrophic Re-entry
FAILURE
Week #411: One More Than Y'all Deserve
*judge*
Week #413: Outlaws!
FAILURE
Week #414: in from the field
*judge*
Week #416: Taboo!
171
Week #417: Long Road to a Little House.
(514 words) A Pathless Way
*judge*
Week #420: Guys we made the weed number
FAILURE
Week #421: The Only Two Good Webcomics
*judge*
*judge*
Week #428: Objects may be smaller than they appear
173
Week #429: A Space Wizard Did It
(119 words) - - V -
174
Week #430: Long Live the King!
(1079 words) We folks admit real
176
Week #433: THE MORNING AFTER
(485 words) Party Time
177
Week #436: Festivus for the rest of us
(1073 words) Lacrimosa dies illa
178
Winner
Week #437: The Dome Who Came In From The Cold
(828 words) You cannot betray what you do not love
*judge*
Week #438: Deck the halls with wtf
179
Week #439: new year new me same blunderdome
(456 words) The day before
181
Honorable Mention
Week #441: OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER
(829 words) Epistle of Ixion Jr III to the Idiots
182
Honorable Mention
Week #442: I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
(791 words) I went down to the crossroads
183
Week #443: THUNDERDOME WEEK 443: YOU'VE LOST THE PLOT
(442 words) Birds without a tree
*judge*
Week #444: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY HORSE
184
Week #445: VALENTINE EXTRAVANGANZA
(986 words) One job
*judge*
Week #448: Idiotisms and Proverbs and a Living Hell
187
Week #451: Borges Week
(645 words) Tales of Thrilling Wonder
FAILURE
Week #452: Dragon Week 2: The Dragoning
*judge*
189
Week #456: File Clerks Fight Crime
(765 words) 6 inch Pizza Sub with Cheddar
*judge*
Week #457: The Frontier Was Everywhere
FAILURE
Week #458: Punked Out 2: Do You Feel Lucky
190
Week #459: Picaresqueties
(1479 words) A Lengthy Line of Bad Ideas
191
(2727 words) The Titan's Pit
*judge*
Week #461: Seasons Change, Thunderdome Stays the Same
FAILURE
Week #464: Time Capsules
192
Week #464: Time Capsules
(1014 words) Soil Babies
Redemption
Week #467: “Mystery” is a Seven Letter Word
(1178 words) Canali
193
Week #469: happy birthday cake time
(828 words) Ultima Donum Regum / It’s my party
*judge*
Week #471: They called it... Judgment Dome...
195
Disqualified
Week #475: Standing on the Shoulders of Giants
(631 words) Boats against the current
196
Week #476: LOVE/HATE
(799 words) Tapes Recovered from the Midnight Zone
197
Week #477: Or Shall I Say Think Back
(440 words) Settlement Day
*judge*
Week #479: Cryptids
199
Week #480: Horror of Horrors
FAILURE
Week #481: Identity is just a favorite disguise
*judge*
Week #483: This week does not exist
200
Week #484: screw the rules, i have thunderdome
(0 words) Untitled
201
Week #487: Ponderdome
(772 words) Orblems
202
Week #488: TDTCG
(965 words) Hell in a Cell
203
Week #489: I Can Fix Him
(1445 words) The role of works in a sinful world
*judge*
Week #490: Thanks, Stith Thompson
FAILURE
Week #493: Hope is Absurd
*judge*
Week #494: I'm Too Old For This Shit
204
Week #497: Our Fuzzy, Fluffy Friends
(621 words) Alco-pop
*judge*
Week #500: 500DRED WEEKS OF THUNDERDOME
205
Week #500: 500DRED WEEKS OF THUNDERDOME
(301 words) Spaceman Jim versus the Plague Beasts of Venus
206
Week #505: Things to Do in T-Dome When You're Doomed
(1458 words) Concealed by Leaves
208
Week #508: Spirits are Everywhere
(752 words) Two Part Invention
FAILURE
Week #509: Do Dinosaurs Dream of Proto-Sheep?
209
Week #510: Oops All Cozy
(773 words) With its Tapestries Red
210
Week #511: Wilco Week
(826 words) Impossible German
212
Week #517: Working hard or hardly working?
(1250 words) You don't have to be crazy
FAILURE
*judge*
Week #522: THUNDERDOME 10TH BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA
213
Disqualified
Week #522: THUNDERDOME 10TH BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA
(721 words) Now you hear me, now you don’t
214
Winner
Week #523: It Takes a Village (to gaze at a navel)
(1893 words) The Fool Says in his Heart what Cannot be Thought
*judge*
Week #524: In Michigan it is Illegal to Hurl an Octopus
Name Change to Sebmojo
215
Week #525: Run on Sentences
(1462 words) Most Equal of All
FAILURE
Week #527: Himbos Save the Day
FAILURE
Week #534: The Anti-Splatterpunk Week
FAILURE
Week #537: Island in the Sun
Name Change to sebmojo
216
Honorable Mention
Week #541: Before They Were Heroes
(1215 words) three signs by which you shall know him
217
Winner
Week #542: The Festive Panopticon and Gift Pile
(665 words) This far South, this time of year
*judge*
Week #543: Novus Annus
219
Disqualified
Week #547: Domers Say the Darndest Things
(819 words) We must imagine Sisyphus happy
220
Week #554: Sci-Fi Metadome
(1343 words) Going out with a bang
FAILURE
Week #558: Lights, Camera... Action Sequences!
*judge*
Week #567: You're Gonna Be OK
*judge*
Week #570: An Uncanny Instinct for the Regrettable
225
(856 words) Intestacy
*judge*
Week #574: Damn Dirty Apes!
226
Week #576: Travel and Travel
(535 words) Squaring the Circle
227
Disqualified
228
Week #581: A Flittering of Faeries
(102 words) Restitution
Interprompts:
1
Interprompt #0: Miscellaneous
(0 words) The Explosion of Gold
2
Interprompt #2: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick
(273 words) The Groats of Starve-acre Farm
3
Interprompt #3: The Worm Turns
(414 words) Lawn Care
4
Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(52 words) Fixatives
5
Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(22 words) Untitled
6
Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(49 words) Linternal Affairs
7
Interprompt #13: At World's End
(59 words) The Old Gunfist Magic
8
Interprompt #17: The X-Man
(106 words) Fear of Memory
9
Interprompt #21: And then a skeleton popped out
(40 words) I am a chauffeur
10
Interprompt #23: Misdiagnoses
(202 words) Miss Diagnosis
11
Interprompt #76: Every Last One of Us is a Hedgehog
(22 words) it's a girl
Brawls: 62, Victories: 36, Defeats: 26, Record: 58%
5
Brawl #20: Operation Circlejerk
(957 words) Means and Ends
6
Brawl #23: Blow By Blow
(669 words) Pity party
10
Brawl #31: Brawl of the Century
11
Brawl #31: Brawl of the Century
(200 words) Static Cling
14
Brawl #47: Almost Down-Under Brawl
(881 words) Method
15
Brawl #47: Almost Down-Under Brawl
(470 words) Jim Spaceman’s Adventure and the Fuel
18
(1558 words) The smell of home
21
Brawl #101: When Djinni Cry
(1658 words) Death Pledge
22
(1405 words) A good place for murders
24
Brawl #125: Sebmojammin' Here Brawl
(476 words) Simon hated his suit.
28
Brawl #156: West End Blues
(600 words) Daddy was a dancing man
33
Brawl #179: Losing the Plot: sebmojo vs. newtestleper
(773 words) Time is a building on fire, burning in reverse
36
Brawl #209: Watership Dome
(1094 words) Rip, tear
37
Brawl #211: Bad Dragons
(1258 words) The dragon in the cage
39
(866 words) Spem in Alium
42
Brawl #245: First and Last
(754 words) The Midnight Zone
43
Brawl #245: First and Last
(740 words) The Midnight Zone
46
Brawl #260: sebmuffin brawl number %n?!
(1530 words) Travelling light
48
Brawl #274: Sebguy Brawl
(956 words) Have Fist, will Time Travel
53
Brawl #302: Sittingmojo Idiot Show Brawlmania 2019
(1305 words) Decimation
55
Brawl #321: Captain Muffin Quivering Ass Brawl
(616 words) Memory and Desire
56
Brawl #331: Halloween
58
Winner
59
Brawl #335: A Noon So High It's Illegal in Amsterdam
(818 words) Dual
60
Brawl #339: Yomo Brawl: All I Ever Wanted
(1105 words) Vacant Possession
61
Brawl #343: The Great Duster Dust-Up
(1871 words) Hump Day
62
Brawl #368: Sleep Fite Brawl
(1183 words) Maxine of the Camellias