Sitting Here (SA)
Average Words/Story: 1,206
TD Words Written: 238,752
Brawl Words Written: 68,119
Total Words Written: 306,871
Stories Rated: 27
Wins: 30
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 61
Dishonorable Mentions: 2
Disqualifications: 6
Judgings: 86
Failures: 11
TD Words Written: 238,752
Brawl Words Written: 68,119
Total Words Written: 306,871
Stories Rated: 27
Wins: 30
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 61
Dishonorable Mentions: 2
Disqualifications: 6
Judgings: 86
Failures: 11
Total Submissions
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Entries:
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Week #2: Dystopian Chick-Lit
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Week #4: last man on the moon
(869 words) Focus Group
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Week #5: Gary Numan, Fucksticks
(800 words) What is Illuminated
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Week #6: Week Six: It Rhymes with Dicks
(999 words) An Indecent Swindler
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(441 words) Kings and Vagabonds
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(1501 words) untitled
FAILURE
Week #9: Old Sex/Lawn Sounds
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Week #11: Betrayal, by Zdzislaw Beksiñski
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Week #12: Hateful Protagonist
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Week #15: Sharp Vision Sooths Strong Reaction
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Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES
(633 words) Round 1: Silent Night, Holy Night
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Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES
(409 words) Round 2: Cluck You
FAILURE
Week #19: How Deep Is My Fuckin' Love
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Week #20: Face Your Destiny
(999 words) What is a Feast
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Week #21: Welcome to My Sensorium
(485 words) Puntitled
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Week #24: Keyboard Kings
(1731 words) Mother's Day
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Week #25: What They Deserve
(1500 words) (Liar liar)Girl on Fire
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Week #28: Show me the love!
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(1272 words) Omnibus
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Honorable Mention
Week #32: Playing Angry Birds on a Derailing Train
(975 words) Bury Me With Emeralds
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Week #33: The Ides of Marx
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Week #36: Polishing Turds
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Week #37: Professional Excellence
25
Week #38: Mandatory Thunderbrawls
(1499 words) Lithic Reduction
FAILURE
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Week #41: Get Everybody and the Stuff Together
(946 words) All My Little Somethings
FAILURE
Week #42: Been Called Worse by Better
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Week #44: Old Testament Studies with Chairchucker
(1125 words) Story title goes here
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Week #46: A Child's Garden of WTF
(1478 words) The Eighth Sea
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Week #48: Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner
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Week #49: You Have Chosen...Poorly
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Week #51: We Told You So
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Week #54: Petty Local Politics
(1184 words) Post Dog-Matic
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Week #56: Keyhole views
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Week #58: Seeing vs. Seen
(978 words) At the Seams
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Honorable Mention
Week #59: WRITE ABOUT WHERE YOU CURRENTLY LIVE
(1237 words) To whom it may concern:
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Week #62: Thunderdome Against Humanity
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Week #64: Dead or Alive
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Week #65: Songs We Were Singing
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(1151 words) Feedback Cascade
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Week #73: My God It's Full of Starfish
(487 words) Garden of Ego
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Week #74: Y Tu Thunderdome!?
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Week #75: He's Not Quite Dead
(1008 words) Spaceless Dementia
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Week #79: Periodic Stories of the Elements
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Week #80: "Why don't you ask your huge cock?"
(1314 words) Ripples
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Week #81: LEGO Stories with Chairchucker
(754 words) T-Wrecked
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Week #82: Captain Thunderdome
(1705 words) Holes
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Week #84: Who You Gonna Call?
(1067 words) The Lost Hour
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Week #85: Ground Control to Major Tom
(1223 words) The Compassion Vehicle
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Week #88: The Wise Fool
(981 words) Made Vagabond
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Week #92: The Great White Elephant Gift Exchange!
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Week #95: Inhuman Centipede
FAILURE
Week #98: Music of the Night
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Week #99: COME TO YOUR SENSES!
(908 words) An Old Lady's Time
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Week #100: The Black Attache Case
FAILURE
Week #102: B-I-N-G-O
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Week #103: Pacifist Run
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Week #104: THE VERY 'BEST' OF THUNDERDOME
(1253 words) A World Behind Worlds
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Week #107: STAY OUT OF THE MARSH
(1476 words) The Forest
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Week #108: The Dewey Decimal System
(1430 words) The Wire
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Honorable Mention
Week #110: cleaning up the streets
(1223 words) Attack of the Thing From the Basement
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Week #113: OK YOU ASKED FOR IT SUCKERS
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Week #116: Today in Technicolor
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Week #117: Tired of your shit
(1497 words) Intelligence Explosion
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Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire
66
Honorable Mention
Week #119: Oh! Calamity!
(795 words) Uneasy Lies the Head That Wears a Party Hat
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Week #121: Pet Words
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Week #124: god have mercy
(1215 words) Non Se-Q-tur
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Week #125: Thunderdome is Coming to Town
(1511 words) Of the Sea
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Week #126: Auld Lang Syne
(1320 words) Touch and Go and Touch Again
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Week #127: DOMIN' ALL OVER THE WORLD
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Week #128: BLACK METAL WEEK
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Week #129: Those We Loved
(2059 words) The Threads Behind Everything
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Week #131: At the Crossroads
(1013 words) Uphill Rivers
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Week #132: economy of prompt
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Week #133: The Gods of Thunderdome
(1525 words) Guiding, Lite
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Week #135: THEY MIGHT BE FULL OF REGRET
(1009 words) Burst
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Week #139: Well Fuck Me Then
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Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT
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Week #144: Doming Lasha Tumbai
(1454 words) Full Circle
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Week #145: You gonna finish that?
(553 words) Mummy Got Boned
Week #145: You gonna finish that?
(495 words) Untitled Opening
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Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love
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Week #150: Everything Old is New Again
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Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue
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Week #153: Gather Your Party
(1513 words) Trouble's Toll
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Week #154: Naturally Unnatural
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Week #156: LET'S GET FUCKED UP ON LOVE
(1323 words) Somniphilia
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Week #157: BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS
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Week #158: ...LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
(1252 words) Sealskinned
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Week #159: SINNERS ORGY
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Week #160: Spin the wheel!
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Week #161: Negative Exponents
(1214 words) Junctional Escape Beat
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Week #163: YOUR STUPID SHIT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
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Week #165: Back to School
(718 words) June 3rd, 6th Period
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Week #167: Black Sunshine
FAILURE
Week #168: She Stole My Wallet and My Heart
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Week #169: Thunderdome o' Bedlam
(1314 words) Yielding Fruit
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Honorable Mention
Week #171: The Honorable THUNDERDOME CLXXI
(1353 words) Munchausen Siphon by Proxy
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Week #172: Thunderdome Startup
(0 words) Ex
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Week #173: Pilgrim's Progress
(1157 words) Flotsamson
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Week #175: Speels of Magic
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Week #176: Florida Man and/or Woman
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Week #180: Maybe I'm a Maze
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(1241 words) Flag-Rush
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Week #182: Domegrassi
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Week #188: Insomniac Olympics
(1379 words) Stuck Animation
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Week #190: Three-Course Tale
(1328 words) To End All Promises
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Week #191: We Talk Good
(450 words) Just Like That Day in Reno
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Week #193: the worst week
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Week #194: Only Mr. God Knows Why
(1015 words) YOU MADE ME DO THIS
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Week #196: Molten Copper vs. Thunderdome
(1508 words) Messiah in Doubt
FAILURE
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Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers
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Week #202: THUNDER-O-S!
(1291 words) The Cellar Beneath the Cabin
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Week #205: the book of forbidden names
(1218 words) No Fare
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Week #209: WHAT DO YOU GET A DOME THAT HAS EVERYTHING??
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Week #217: SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS, ATTACK!
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Week #218: Duel Nature
(1798 words) Vin
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Week #220: Enter the Voidmart
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Week #226: Viking Wisdom
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Week #228: Unqualified
(790 words) One-Sided Conversation
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Week #230: Slaying the Cursed Yearking
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Week #232: I want to crit your blood
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Week #239: Stop trying to crit me and crit me!
(1194 words) Radical Self-Careless
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Week #241: From Zero to Hero
(3023 words) Effigy
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Week #242: Resonance of Words
(1023 words) All the Future Behind You
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Week #245: it's all about me, fuckers
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Week #246: You Need Satan More Than He Needs You
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Week #251: We're Grammarpunk Now
(1430 words) Imperative
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Week #257: No failures week.
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Week #259: One, Two, Three
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Week #263: dragons are for rich white kids
(1278 words) Threefold Law
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Week #264: Dystopia With A View
(1511 words) The Detainee
131
Week #265: KEITH APE
(1294 words) Bloop Hunter
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Week #267: The Horror....the horror
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Week #271: Reality Doesn't Care What You Think
(1943 words) The Looseness
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Week #274: I Scream, You Scream
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Week #283: IF YOU'RE READING THIS IT'S TOO LATE
(1885 words) Hindsight
138
Week #296: Challenge, Struggle, Tears & Triumph
(1829 words) Freeroot Climbs Toward the Celestial Branches
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Week #299: Aqua Teen Thunder Force
(1438 words) Apparitional Experience
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Week #300: Let's Make a Void!
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Week #307: Unitary Will
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Week #311: It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools
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Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive
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Week #314: Bingo Night at Thunderdome
(1322 words) The Law of Leaving
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Week #318: two from column A, one from column B
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Week #321: Objectionable Objectification
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Week #322: HUMANIONABLE HUMANIFICATION
(628 words) Thank you. I love you. Treatment works.
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Week #328: Economy of Prompt 2
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Week #332: Steering the Crap
(190 words) In Lieu of (Again)
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Week #335: Pictures Worth a Thousand Words
(1007 words) The Turns of Edward Smith
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Week #337: A Dark and Stormy 2019
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Week #341: AD 2019, Neo-Thunderdome
(2052 words) Planned Obsolescence
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Week #344: OBEDIENCE IS ITS OWN REWARD
(1383 words) Bardo 59°
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(1045 words) The Big Yearning
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Week #350: This is the line of division
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Week #356: THE WAR & ARTHUR C. CLARKE
(985 words) Preservationist
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Week #361: Extremely Creative Nonfiction
(478 words) Carraway
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Week #362: ROSA FLORES IS DEAD
(1204 words) The End: An Oral History
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Week #363: Face Our Gods and March Backwards Into Hell
(1217 words) Oceanatrix
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Week #364: GACHADOME
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Week #368: Hold On Loosely
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Week #378: What went wrong?
(1010 words) Mother of Murders
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Week #380: sitting here thinks of a prompt
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Week #392: THE WEDDING SPEECH
(538 words) Snake Handlers
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Week #395: What a Load of Nonsense
(918 words) Video Catacomb Restorer
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Week #398: at the end of the tunnel
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Week #400: If you lived here, you'd be Void by now!
172
Honorable Mention
Week #404: Circus Train
(1341 words) This is how Bret and Lorelai became tube worms:
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Week #411: One More Than Y'all Deserve
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Week #412: ACTIVATE YOUR UNCONSCIOUS MIND
(1184 words) Universe is Here
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Week #413: Outlaws!
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Week #415: Killing Monsters With The Power of Love
(1842 words) Magical Nega-Girl: Triskelion!
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Week #419: The Thunder Chef!
(1958 words) Salt and Acid, Sugar and Rind
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Week #420: Guys we made the weed number
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Honorable Mention
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Week #440: K-Drama Party!
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Week #449: Dysfunctional r/elationships
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Ock!
Week #454: The Great Goon Walkabout
(743 words) The Sad Girl and the Luminous Abyssal Nothing
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Week #456: File Clerks Fight Crime
(1653 words) it's kinda like this sometimes but also not really
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Honorable Mention
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Week #471: They called it... Judgment Dome...
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Week #484: screw the rules, i have thunderdome
(7 words) Nothing Matters
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Week #487: Ponderdome
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Week #490: Thanks, Stith Thompson
(485 words) I You We
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Week #493: Hope is Absurd
FAILURE
Week #499: Listen here you little shit
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Week #500: 500DRED WEEKS OF THUNDERDOME
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Week #510: Oops All Cozy
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Week #522: THUNDERDOME 10TH BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA
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Week #523: It Takes a Village (to gaze at a navel)
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Week #536: The Future is Robots?!
(1528 words) Silent Data
FAILURE
Week #540: Intriguing Fantasy
Interprompts:
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Interprompt #0: Miscellaneous
(839 words) How the Thunderdome got its Careposts
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Interprompt #1: Flash Fiction 101 with Professor Seafood
(300 words) 300 words
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Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(169 words) SJBJ
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Interprompt #6: 100-Word Epics
(103 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #6: 100-Word Epics
(100 words) my irl epic
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Interprompt #10: Bee Wizards
(194 words) Small Gifts
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Interprompt #15: THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN FANTASTIC
(96 words) Muffin is a Butt
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Interprompt #16: My Little Metamorphosis
(98 words) Suddenly: He Was a Horse.
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Interprompt #18: Fowl Play
(12 words) Ducks Are P Chill
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Interprompt #20: Pet Romance
(99 words) For romance enthusiasts
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Interprompt #21: And then a skeleton popped out
(27 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #25: Very Unsexy Somethings
(135 words) this is love
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Interprompt #31: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fuck
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Interprompt #39: A Roomba With a View
(259 words) The Unity Machine
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Interprompt #44: Voidmart Prohibited
(434 words) Redundancy
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Interprompt #47: Sebmojo likes puns, he's a real fungi
(161 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #59: Baby Boomer Boomerang
(257 words) Backwash
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Interprompt #76: Every Last One of Us is a Hedgehog
(56 words) i like hedgehogs
Brawls: 49, Victories: 31, Defeats: 18, Record: 63%
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Brawl #31: Brawl of the Century
(509 words) Meanwhile, in the Fempire
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Brawl #36: Sitting Beef Brawl
(996 words) Untitled
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Brawl #50: Cyberelves
(2114 words) Park Life
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Brawl #52: John Williams Waterhouse
(926 words) Of Roses
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Brawl #63: Crab Here Sittingrock Brawl
(755 words) On Fucking Off
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Brawl #77: The Perfect Breakfast
(1616 words) Simple things
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Brawl #145: Judgebrawl
(247 words) Untitled judgebrawl
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Winner
Brawl #147: Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker-Sama
(15 words) We're All Crevasses With Ghosts Inside
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Brawl #153: God Over Here Brawl
(2566 words) Figure Eight
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Brawl #170: Fools' Brawl
(1560 words) Monsters in the Mouths of Babes
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(2058 words) The Case of the...Wait What was I Saying Again?
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(442 words) There is a Shrine
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Brawl #241: Face Your Enemy
(1291 words) Asuga Confronts the Queen of Space
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Brawl #264: Do You Have a Reservation?
(1021 words) S.E.P.
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Winner
Brawl #269: It's the End of the World As We Know It
(1540 words) The Small World at the End
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Brawl #275: Breaking Up Isn't Hard to Do
(1136 words) A Walk Around the Block
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Brawl #276: Just Compost
(2071 words) Loamspiral
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Brawl #320: Hard Boiled Brawl
(1203 words) Hobbs and Bailey Do Jack Shit
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Brawl #331: Halloween
(2974 words) Night of the Living Wage!