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Sitting Here (SA)
Average Words/Story: 1,098
TD Words Written: 216,358
Brawl Words Written: 59,884
Total Words Written: 276,242
Stories Rated: 26
Wins: 27
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 52
Dishonorable Mentions: 2
Disqualifications: 6

Judgings: 77
Failures: 8

179 Total Submissions
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Winner
 
Week #2: *judge* Dystopian Chick-Lit
2
Disqualified
 
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Week #4: last man on the moon
(869 words) Focus Group
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Week #9: FAILURE Old Sex/Lawn Sounds
8
Winner
 
Week #11: *judge* Betrayal, by Zdzislaw Beksiñski
Week #12: *judge* Hateful Protagonist
9
Disqualified
 
10
Classic
 
Week #15: *judge* Sharp Vision Sooths Strong Reaction
11
Winner
 
12
 
13
 
Week #19: FAILURE How Deep Is My Fuckin' Love
14
 
Week #20: Face Your Destiny
(999 words) What is a Feast
15
 
Week #21: Welcome to My Sensorium
(485 words) Puntitled
16
Honorable Mention
 
17
 
Week #24: Keyboard Kings
(1731 words) Mother's Day
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Honorable Mention
 
20
Honorable Mention
 
Week #27: There is only PAIN
(1032 words) Mutiny
Week #28: *judge* Show me the love!
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Honorable Mention
 
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Honorable Mention
 
Week #33: *judge* The Ides of Marx
24
Winner
 
Week #35: Pictures and Books
(902 words) Fire Escape
Week #36: *judge* Polishing Turds
Week #37: *judge* Professional Excellence
25
 
Week #39: FAILURE Lurid & Astounding Tales of Pulp Submissions
26
 
Week #42: FAILURE Been Called Worse by Better
27
Classic
 
Week #43: He's dead, Horatio
(857 words) Mr. Slowhands
28
 
29
Honorable Mention
 
30
 
Week #46: A Child's Garden of WTF
(1478 words) The Eighth Sea
31
Winner
 
Week #47: The Rule of Three
(996 words) Because
Week #48: *judge* Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner
Week #49: *judge* You Have Chosen...Poorly
32
Honorable Mention
 
Week #51: *judge* We Told You So
33
 
Week #54: Petty Local Politics
(1184 words) Post Dog-Matic
34
Winner
 
Week #55: Weird Trade Schools
(1497 words) The Flow Fascile
Week #56: *judge* Keyhole views
35
 
Week #58: Seeing vs. Seen
(978 words) At the Seams
36
Honorable Mention
 
Week #62: *judge* Thunderdome Against Humanity
37
Winner
 
Week #64: *judge* Dead or Alive
Week #65: *judge* Songs We Were Singing
38
Ock!
 
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Week #74: *judge* Y Tu Thunderdome!?
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Week #75: He's Not Quite Dead
(1008 words) Spaceless Dementia
Week #79: *judge* Periodic Stories of the Elements
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Week #82: Captain Thunderdome
(1705 words) Holes
45
Fanfic
 
Week #83: Comma, Noun, Verb
(1180 words) Goldrushed
46
 
Week #84: Who You Gonna Call?
(1067 words) The Lost Hour
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48
Disqualified
 
Week #86: Have You Seen My Trophy?
(212 words) In lieu of
49
Honorable Mention
 
Week #87: Touched by a Thunderdome
(1206 words) All Too Soon
50
 
Week #88: The Wise Fool
(981 words) Made Vagabond
Week #92: *judge* The Great White Elephant Gift Exchange!
Week #93: *judge* The wind is rising, so we must try to live
51
Winner
 
Week #94: TRULY ALIEN
(1112 words) The View From Within
Week #95: *judge* Inhuman Centipede
52
Honorable Mention
 
Week #98: FAILURE Music of the Night
53
 
Week #100: *judge* The Black Attache Case
54
Disqualified
 
55
Honorable Mention
 
Week #101: WAR
(1264 words) Little Ants
Week #102: FAILURE B-I-N-G-O
Week #103: *judge* Pacifist Run
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Honorable Mention
 
58
 
Week #107: STAY OUT OF THE MARSH
(1476 words) The Forest
59
 
Week #108: The Dewey Decimal System
(1430 words) The Wire
60
Honorable Mention
 
Week #109: Attack of the Clones
(1212 words) Gleipnir
61
Honorable Mention
 
62
Honorable Mention
 
Week #113: *judge* OK YOU ASKED FOR IT SUCKERS
63
Honorable Mention
 
Week #114: Missed Catnections
(765 words) Craig's Tryst
64
Winner
 
Week #116: *judge* Today in Technicolor
65
 
Week #118: *judge* If on a Winter's Night a Fire
66
Honorable Mention
 
67
Winner
 
Week #120: KNOW WHERE THE SUN SETS
(1492 words) Mycoremediation
Week #121: *judge* Pet Words
68
Honorable Mention
 
69
 
Week #124: god have mercy
(1215 words) Non Se-Q-tur
70
 
Week #125: Thunderdome is Coming to Town
(1511 words) Of the Sea
71
 
Week #127: *judge* DOMIN' ALL OVER THE WORLD
Week #128: *judge* BLACK METAL WEEK
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Week #131: At the Crossroads
(1013 words) Uphill Rivers
Week #132: *judge* economy of prompt
74
 
Week #133: The Gods of Thunderdome
(1525 words) Guiding, Lite
75
 
Week #135: THEY MIGHT BE FULL OF REGRET
(1009 words) Burst
76
 
Week #139: *judge* Well Fuck Me Then
77
 
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Winner
 
Week #142: *judge* BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT
79
Honorable Mention
 
Week #143: Smells Like Dome Spirit
(1204 words) Wild Flower
80
 
Week #144: Doming Lasha Tumbai
(1454 words) Full Circle
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82
Winner
 
Week #146: *judge* The Ones You Hate to Love
Week #150: *judge* Everything Old is New Again
83
Winner
 
Week #151: Rewriting the Books
(1336 words) Milkweed in June
Week #152: *judge* Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue
84
 
Week #153: Gather Your Party
(1513 words) Trouble's Toll
Week #154: *judge* Naturally Unnatural
85
 
Week #156: LET'S GET FUCKED UP ON LOVE
(1323 words) Somniphilia
Week #157: *judge* BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS
86
 
Week #158: ...LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
(1252 words) Sealskinned
Week #159: *judge* SINNERS ORGY
Week #160: *judge* Spin the wheel!
87
 
Week #163: *judge* YOUR STUPID SHIT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
88
 
Week #165: Back to School
(718 words) June 3rd, 6th Period
89
Honorable Mention
 
Week #166: Comings and Goings
(1415 words) Lattice
Week #167: *judge* Black Sunshine
Week #168: FAILURE She Stole My Wallet and My Heart
90
 
Week #169: Thunderdome o' Bedlam
(1314 words) Yielding Fruit
91
Loser
 
Week #170: Cities & Kaiju
(1520 words) Salamonster
92
Honorable Mention
 
93
 
Week #172: Thunderdome Startup
(0 words) Ex
94
 
Week #173: Pilgrim's Progress
(1157 words) Flotsamson
95
Winner
 
Week #175: *judge* Speels of Magic
Week #176: *judge* Florida Man and/or Woman
96
Dishonorable Mention
 
97
Honorable Mention
 
Week #179: Strange Logs
(1085 words) Sign Language
Week #180: *judge* Maybe I'm a Maze
98
 
Week #182: *judge* Domegrassi
99
Honorable Mention
 
100
 
Week #188: Insomniac Olympics
(1379 words) Stuck Animation
101
Honorable Mention
 
Week #189: knight time
(1230 words) Little Lion
102
 
Week #190: Three-Course Tale
(1328 words) To End All Promises
103
 
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Winner
 
Week #193: *judge* the worst week
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Week #197: FAILURE Stories of Powerful Ambition and Poor Impulse Control
107
Honorable Mention
 
Week #200: *judge* Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers
108
 
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Honorable Mention
 
Week #204: Hate Week
(1434 words) Outgrowths
110
 
Week #205: the book of forbidden names
(1218 words) No Fare
111
Winner
 
Week #209: *judge* WHAT DO YOU GET A DOME THAT HAS EVERYTHING??
112
Honorable Mention
 
Week #213: Punked Out
(1896 words) Of the River
113
Honorable Mention
 
Week #217: *judge* SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS, ATTACK!
114
 
Week #218: Duel Nature
(1798 words) Vin
115
Winner
 
Week #219: cos wer goffik
(1516 words) Purchase
Week #220: *judge* Enter the Voidmart
116
Honorable Mention
 
Week #221: The Escape of the Bad Words.
(240 words) Deep Sky
117
Honorable Mention
 
Week #225: Pick A Century
(1806 words) One and Another
Week #226: *judge* Viking Wisdom
118
 
Week #228: Unqualified
(790 words) One-Sided Conversation
Week #230: *judge* Slaying the Cursed Yearking
119
Winner
 
Week #231: No Grown-ups!
(1209 words) Dumb Baby Stuff
Week #232: *judge* I want to crit your blood
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Week #241: From Zero to Hero
(3023 words) Effigy
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Winner
 
Week #245: *judge* it's all about me, fuckers
Week #246: *judge* You Need Satan More Than He Needs You
124
Honorable Mention
 
Week #247: Crimes Against Literature
(4057 words) Sickly Sweet
125
 
Week #251: We're Grammarpunk Now
(1430 words) Imperative
126
Winner
 
Week #252: Your Cardboard Protagonist Was Here
(1520 words) Coda
Week #253: *judge* The road to shitty fiction is paved with good intentions
127
Winner
 
Week #257: *judge* No failures week.
Week #259: *judge* One, Two, Three
128
Disqualified
 
Week #260: Empty Spaces
(802 words) Seed
129
Honorable Mention
 
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Week #264: Dystopia With A View
(1511 words) The Detainee
132
 
Week #265: KEITH APE
(1294 words) Bloop Hunter
Week #267: *judge* The Horror....the horror
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Honorable Mention
 
Week #274: *judge* I Scream, You Scream
135
Disqualified
 
Week #277: Rewrite Mashup
(1010 words) Ward
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Honorable Mention
 
Week #284: That's How the Light Gets In
(1205 words) By Nature
138
Dishonorable Mention
 
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Week #300: *judge* Let's Make a Void!
141
Honorable Mention
 
142
Winner
 
Week #306: *judge* Strange, Familiar Intelligence (corvids vs cephalopods)
Week #307: *judge* Unitary Will
Week #311: *judge* It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools
Week #313: *judge* (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive
143
 
Week #318: *judge* two from column A, one from column B
144
Winner
 
Week #321: *judge* Objectionable Objectification
145
 
Week #328: *judge* Economy of Prompt 2
146
Honorable Mention
 
Week #329: Fun-Sized Thunderdome
(374 words) Strange Silk
147
Honorable Mention
 
Week #330: Ray Gun Control
(964 words) Vanity Fatigue
148
Honorable Mention
 
149
 
Week #332: Steering the Crap
(190 words) In Lieu of (Again)
150
Honorable Mention
 
151
 
Week #337: *judge* A Dark and Stormy 2019
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Week #344: OBEDIENCE IS ITS OWN REWARD
(1383 words) Bardo 59°
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Honorable Mention
 
Week #349: A Stroll Through the Archives
(900 words) Vulture
Week #350: *judge* This is the line of division
156
Honorable Mention
 
Week #353: Sonder
(701 words) One as the Sky
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Week #361: Extremely Creative Nonfiction
(478 words) Carraway
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Week #364: *judge* GACHADOME
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Honorable Mention
 
162
Winner
 
Week #368: *judge* Hold On Loosely
163
Honorable Mention
 
Week #377: Kenophobia
(1305 words) The Success Formula
164
 
Week #378: What went wrong?
(1010 words) Mother of Murders
165
Winner
 
Week #379: ANTS
(753 words) Desire Invicta
Week #380: *judge* sitting here thinks of a prompt
166
Honorable Mention
 
167
 
Week #392: THE WEDDING SPEECH
(538 words) Snake Handlers
168
Honorable Mention
 
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Honorable Mention
 
Week #396: TIME IS BROKEN
(852 words) The Elephant Gap
171
Winner
 
Week #397: Twelve Fifteen Eighteen
(1156 words) Six-and-six
Week #398: *judge* at the end of the tunnel
Week #400: *judge* If you lived here, you'd be Void by now!
172
Honorable Mention
 
Week #401: Ready Chapter One
(1537 words) See-Sayer
173
Honorable Mention
 
174
Honorable Mention
 
Week #405: BREAD
(1527 words) Mrs. and Mr. Andino are doing fine
175
Honorable Mention
 
Week #411: *judge* One More Than Y'all Deserve
176
 
Week #413: *judge* Outlaws!
177
Honorable Mention
 
Week #414: in from the field
(764 words) Sea to Sea
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Week #420: Guys we made the weed number - *judge*


Brawls: 41, Victories: 25, Defeats: 16, Record: 61%
Victory
1
Brawl #11: Fables - Peacock and the Fungus (797 words)
Victory
2
Brawl #31: Brawl of the Century - Meanwhile, in the Fempire (509 words)
Defeat
3
Brawl #36: Sitting Beef Brawl - Untitled (996 words)
Defeat
4
Brawl #50: Cyberelves - Park Life (2114 words)
Defeat
5
Brawl #52: John Williams Waterhouse - Of Roses (926 words)
Defeat
6
Brawl #63: Crab Here Sittingrock Brawl - On Fucking Off (755 words)
Victory
7
Brawl #65: GETTIN HIGH ON THEIR OWN SUPPLY - HELP I HAVE NO HANDS (9 words)
Victory
8
Brawl #70: Heap Big Sitting Mouse Brawl - Joy in Motion (2585 words)
Defeat
9
Brawl #77: The Perfect Breakfast - Simple things (1616 words)
Victory
10
Brawl #103: Brawl of Brawls - The Left-Hooker (1267 words)
Victory
11
Brawl #125: Sebmojammin' Here Brawl - Aroha and Squid-eater (513 words)
Defeat
12
Brawl #145: Judgebrawl - Untitled judgebrawl (247 words)
Victory
13
Brawl #147: Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker-Sama - Bullet Kami! (732 words)
Victory
14
Brawl #149: Brawlbowl I - this story ends with a touchdown (1015 words)
Defeat
15
Brawl #153: God Over Here Brawl - Figure Eight (2566 words)
Victory
16
Brawl #164: Rad Bromance - The Unforgettable Prick (2082 words)
Victory
17
Brawl #168: Big Stories That End - Mother and Eater (2502 words)
Defeat
18
Brawl #170: Fools' Brawl - Monsters in the Mouths of Babes (1560 words)
Victory
19
Brawl #177: Death Waltz - Untitled (1267 words)
Defeat
20
Brawl #195: Friendly Fire: newtestleper vs. Thranguy vs. Sitting Here - The Case of the...Wait What was I Saying Again? (2058 words)
Victory
21
Brawl #201: Summer's End - Cusp (501 words)
Victory
22
Brawl #203: Brawlsterfuck - Anemiac (3192 words)
Victory
23
Brawl #209: Watership Dome - The Beckoning (1381 words)
Victory
24
Brawl #216: Above Your Weight Class - Food Fight (1352 words)
Victory
25
Brawl #218: Left Behind - A Rather Literal Approach (471 words)
Victory
26
Brawl #225: Jerks of a Bygone Age: Sitting Here vs. Uranium Phoenix - War Lord (1033 words)
Victory
27
Brawl #228: Genre Mixing: Bad Seafood vs. Sitting Here - West Side Story (2595 words)
Defeat
28
Brawl #232: Loveless, Deathless Prose: SurreptitiousMuffin vs. Sitting Here - There is a Shrine (442 words)
Victory
29
Brawl #234: Derpinghere Brawl - Heaven Hath No Fury Like (3342 words)
Defeat
30
Brawl #241: Face Your Enemy - Asuga Confronts the Queen of Space (1291 words)
Victory
31
Brawl #246: SittingSupreme Brawl - Tear of Avalokitesvara (869 words)
Defeat
32
Brawl #248: Kiwi and Coffee Megabrawl: Sitting Here vs. sebmojo - Aka-Sama Stirs After Centuries of Inscrutable Silence (1010 words)
Defeat
33
Brawl #264: Do You Have a Reservation? - S.E.P. (1021 words)
Victory
34
Brawl #269: It's the End of the World As We Know It - The Small World at the End (1540 words)
Defeat
35
Brawl #275: Breaking Up Isn't Hard to Do - A Walk Around the Block (1136 words)
Defeat
36
Brawl #276: Just Compost - Loamspiral (2071 words)
Victory
37
Brawl #302: Sittingmojo Idiot Show Brawlmania 2019 - Chapfallen (2165 words)
Victory
38
Brawl #305: Cleaning Never Changes - Blobfish (1317 words)
Victory
39
Brawl #312: Crimea River Then Build a Bridge and Sit on It Brawl - Starscoured (1057 words)
Victory
40
Brawl #319: Ships in the Night - Cumswap (1261 words)
Defeat
41
Brawl #320: Hard Boiled Brawl - Hobbs and Bailey Do Jack Shit (1203 words)


Off Prompts: (18)
 
Off-Prompt: Every Last One of Us is a Hedgehog
(56 words) i like hedgehogs
 
Off-Prompt: Baby Boomer Boomerang
(257 words) Backwash
 
Off-Prompt: Sebmojo likes puns, he's a real fungi
(161 words) Untitled
 
Off-Prompt: Voidmart Prohibited
(434 words) Redundancy
 
Off-Prompt: A Roomba With a View
(259 words) The Unity Machine
 
Off-Prompt: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fuck
 
Off-Prompt: Very Unsexy Somethings
(135 words) this is love
 
Off-Prompt: And then a skeleton popped out
(27 words) Untitled
 
Off-Prompt: Pet Romance
 
Off-Prompt: Fowl Play
(12 words) Ducks Are P Chill
 
Off-Prompt: My Little Metamorphosis
 
Off-Prompt: THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN FANTASTIC
(96 words) Muffin is a Butt
 
Off-Prompt: Bee Wizards
(194 words) Small Gifts
 
Off-Prompt: 100-Word Epics
(103 words) Untitled
 
Off-Prompt: 100-Word Epics
(100 words) my irl epic
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment
(169 words) SJBJ
 
Off-Prompt: Flash Fiction 101 with Professor Seafood
(300 words) 300 words
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous