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SurreptitiousMuffin (SA)
Average Words/Story: 657
TD Words Written: 90,644
Brawl Words Written: 22,952
Total Words Written: 113,596
Stories Rated: 30
Wins: 11
Losses: 0
Honorable Mentions: 34
Dishonorable Mentions: 4
Disqualifications: 3

Judgings: 23
Failures: 21
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 28

110 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: sebmojo Can Eat a Dick - Sebmojo can eat a BIG dick (128 words)
 
Off-Prompt: sebmojo Can Eat a Dick - Sebmojo can eat a dick: Revelations 3D (99 words)
 
Off-Prompt: sebmojo Can Eat a Dick - Sebmojo can eat twenty smaller dicks arranged tastefully around a plate with jizz garnish (88 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fuck - Veni, veni, veni (17 words)
 
Off-Prompt: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE - Untitled (57 words)
 
Off-Prompt: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE - Untitled (105 words)
 
Off-Prompt: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE - Untitled (71 words)
 
Off-Prompt: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE - Untitled (71 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Bees. My God. - dammit Maria now is not the time (138 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Bees. My God. - some questions regarding whether or not you are adequately prepared for it (88 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Bees. My God. - What an utter fool this man is. Everybody laugh at him as an example to the community of how not to behave in a social context. (111 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Slip-Slidin' Away - I have a steam powered sword (102 words)
 
Off-Prompt: As the Dome Turns - Trouble in Paradise (296 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Loot, Plunder, and Party Hats - Cyberman, cyberman, does whatever a cyber can (267 words)
 
Off-Prompt: 100-Word Epics - The Summit (98 words)
Ock!
 
Off-Prompt: 100-Word Epics - Beserkgang (96 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - I DON'T GET JOKES SOMETIMES (70 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Muffin writes an interprompt story (80 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Untitled (39 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Untitled (35 words)
 
Off-Prompt: In Its Twilight Days, Thunderdome Writes of Manmeat; Muffin Rejoices - Untitled (49 words)
 
Off-Prompt: The Worm Turns - Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus (525 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick - Erogenous Beef can go eat a dick (193 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick - A serene moment at the lakeside (352 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick - All my friends are chemicals (279 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - Untitled (366 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - Benny the Dragon (203 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - this is not a submission I was just filled with storytelling fever I had to get it out ok my story is called "THE BIG ADVENTURE" (138 words)
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Week #1: Man Agonizes over Potatoes - Horticulture at the end of the world (nothing better to do in Invercargill) (282 words)
2
Week #2: Dystopian Chick-Lit - the world is broken and i am meat (438 words)
3
Week #3: Check Your Cis Privilege in Swaziland - Bring-your-daughter-to-work day (1306 words)
4
Week #5: Gary Numan, Fucksticks - pink slip (839 words)
Winner
5
Week #6: Week Six: It Rhymes with Dicks - Rota Fortunae (564 words)
 
Week #7: The goons who lose will pay the highest price - *judge*
6
Week #8: Martello's Girlfriend Said, "I'm late!" - There’s no Business Like __________ (0 words)
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Week #10: THE DARK LORD'S CORNFLAKES - The Pale Rider (407 words)
8
Week #10: THE DARK LORD'S CORNFLAKES - ORCS! (140 words)
9
Week #11: Betrayal, by Zdzislaw Beksiñski - RIP my dog he died as things do (424 words)
10
Week #16: Oh the weave we web - probably what Hell smells like (250 words)
 
Week #17: I Don't Know You - *judge*
11
Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES - Round 1: a poor player who (1128 words)
12
Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES - Round 2: Harrison's Burnt Chicken (495 words)
13
Week #20: Face Your Destiny - The mountebank (570 words)
14
Week #21: Welcome to My Sensorium - Little King (I can't believe it's not Rimbaud) (351 words)
15
Week #22: Schroedinger's Nihilarian - Matters of proprietary (994 words)
Honorable Mention
16
Week #23: DIE FOR YOUR POETRY - entropy or something like it (363 words)
 
Week #24: Keyboard Kings - *judge*
 
Week #25: What They Deserve - *judge*
17
Week #30: We're 30 / Time to get dirty / LET US FUCK - The Bumper Book of Birds (1490 words)
Honorable Mention
18
Week #40: Poor Richard's Thundervision - Chainsaw Buffet (358 words)
Dishonorable Mention
19
Week #41: Get Everybody and the Stuff Together - Just not cricket (979 words)
Honorable Mention
20
Week #42: Been Called Worse by Better - The nature of the beast (934 words)
21
Week #44: Old Testament Studies with Chairchucker - The Swans of Pel-Gar (1269 words)
22
Week #47: The Rule of Three - 3 O'Clock (772 words)
Honorable Mention
23
Week #48: Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner - Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (1271 words)
 
Week #50: Fifty Shades of Thunderdome - FAILURE
 
Week #60: The Case of the Regrettable Entries - *judge*
24
Week #62: Thunderdome Against Humanity - Feasibility of personal integration in the authentic settings. V. Karlev et al, 2019. Warsaw University Press; Warsaw. (827 words)
 
Week #69: Good, Giving and Game - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
25
Week #73: My God It's Full of Starfish - The Spinning Blade of Doom (491 words)
Fanfic
26
Week #74: Y Tu Thunderdome!? - The harrow and the plow (167 words)
 
Week #75: He's Not Quite Dead - *judge*
Honorable Mention
27
Week #76: The Mysteries of the Finite - The enigma of who keeps taking my damn lunch (480 words)
Honorable Mention
28
Week #77: Well gee, that's certainly something - Crow-Marm the Librarian (907 words)
 
Week #80: "Why don't you ask your huge cock?" - FAILURE
29
Week #81: LEGO Stories with Chairchucker - Never interrupt teatime, especially if you are a ninja (745 words)
30
Week #82: Captain Thunderdome - The brave man walks through fire (1361 words)
Fanfic
31
Week #83: Comma, Noun, Verb - The Treasure of Sierra Hermano (866 words)
Honorable Mention
32
Week #84: Who You Gonna Call? - Freezing Floor Bolt Gun Blues (1000 words)
Disqualified
33
Week #90: Down With the Sickness - When you think about it, dolphins are the most spiritual animals (610 words)
 
Week #95: Inhuman Centipede - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
34
Week #97: Neither Tarnished Nor Afraid - Constable Xinling lands the graveyard shift (1174 words)
 
Week #98: Music of the Night - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
35
Week #100: The Black Attache Case - Well it's a good thing one of us does (986 words)
Honorable Mention
36
Week #103: Pacifist Run - Love Blooms on City Rooves (819 words)
Winner
37
Week #105: Book One - the lights on the roof of the world (1122 words)
 
Week #106: VH1 presents: Behind the Goon[sic] - *judge*
Honorable Mention
38
Week #107: STAY OUT OF THE MARSH - Mataku, everything you love will die (1452 words)
Disqualified
39
Week #109: Attack of the Clones - II (201 words)
 
Week #110: cleaning up the streets - *judge*
Dishonorable Mention
40
Week #111: FOLK ALL Y'ALL - Mamacita (934 words)
Winner
41
Week #112: Attack of the Graphophobes - Many Hands (1242 words)
 
Week #113: OK YOU ASKED FOR IT SUCKERS - *judge*
 
Week #115: The Eleventh Hour - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
42
Week #116: Today in Technicolor - A little scrap of fur (632 words)
43
Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire - whistling, howling (672 words)
44
Week #119: Oh! Calamity! - in two minds about everything (664 words)
45
Week #120: KNOW WHERE THE SUN SETS - Training Wheels (576 words)
Honorable Mention
46
Week #121: Pet Words - Hole in the wall (1122 words)
47
Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle - the watchers from on high (1125 words)
 
Week #124: god have mercy - FAILURE
 
Week #125: Thunderdome is Coming to Town - *judge*
 
Week #128: BLACK METAL WEEK - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
48
Week #132: economy of prompt - English Rose (507 words)
49
Week #133: The Gods of Thunderdome - How the stars found their fire (968 words)
50
Week #136: Famous Last Words - Reformation 2: Revelations Harder (746 words)
 
Week #137: A Picture is Worth rand( ) % 1500 words - *judge*
Honorable Mention
51
Week #138: Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - Shadow of a doubt (1210 words)
52
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - Selfiemancy (1018 words)
 
Week #143: Smells Like Dome Spirit - *judge*
 
Week #144: Doming Lasha Tumbai - FAILURE
53
Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love - in memoriam (1439 words)
54
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue - oop north, in the devil’s den (1217 words)
Honorable Mention
55
Week #153: Gather Your Party - All at Sea (1510 words)
 
Week #155: IT'S TOO DAMN HOT - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
56
Week #160: Spin the wheel! - a life for a life for a life (1372 words)
57
Week #162: The best of the worst and the worst of the best - the predators' end in the long grass (133 words)
58
Week #169: Thunderdome o' Bedlam - from atop the crown of stone (647 words)
59
Week #172: Thunderdome Startup - Ex (1231 words)
60
Week #173: Pilgrim's Progress - saline or, the last man alive (1079 words)
Honorable Mention
61
Week #174: Ladles and Jellyspoons - Obvious phallic symbol (677 words)
 
Week #179: Strange Logs - *judge*
Honorable Mention
62
Week #183: Sorry Dad, I Was Late To The Riots - comes now the deepest night (1246 words)
63
Week #184: The 2015teen/Year of the Ram Great White Elephant Prompt Exchange - Nightlife (710 words)
Dishonorable Mention
64
Week #185: Music of the Night, Vol. II - The South Sea Shuffle (1285 words)
Honorable Mention
65
Week #189: knight time - give a little (1333 words)
 
Week #191: We Talk Good - *judge*
66
Week #194: Only Mr. God Knows Why - Brood (314 words)
67
Week #195: Inverse World - I used to be (757 words)
Honorable Mention
68
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers - Balance (Oorlog, Winter) (1012 words)
Winner
69
Week #204: Hate Week - the ways we move (666 words)
 
Week #205: the book of forbidden names - *judge*
70
Week #206: WHIZZ! Bang! POW! Thunderdome! - Space is our destiny (835 words)
Winner
71
Week #207: Bottle Your Rage - ICU (1044 words)
 
Week #208: Upper-Class Tweet of the Year - *judge*
Disqualified
72
Week #209: WHAT DO YOU GET A DOME THAT HAS EVERYTHING?? - Bear-y my dick in the nation’s asshole (852 words)
Dishonorable Mention
73
Week #211: Next-Best Friend Week - Ig, from Beyond (1183 words)
Honorable Mention
74
Week #212: Vice News - The god squad: inside the secret society of Salt Lake City (1108 words)
75
Week #213: Punked Out - 四君子 - salt, shore, sea, stone (1387 words)
76
Week #215: El sueño de la razón produce el Thunderdome - firebreak (502 words)
Winner
77
Week #216: Historical Redemption (or: Sin, Lizzie) - Lizzy Borden loved her father (some doors even the devil won’t open) (1209 words)
 
Week #217: SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS, ATTACK! - *judge*
Winner
78
Week #218: Duel Nature - ND 52 (1179 words)
 
Week #219: cos wer goffik - *judge*
 
Week #220: Enter the Voidmart - FAILURE
79
Week #221: The Escape of the Bad Words. - Under the sun (197 words)
 
Week #227: It was a Dark and Stormy Night.... - FAILURE
80
Week #232: I want to crit your blood - cage (291 words)
81
Week #233: IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG - where we store our best gear (175 words)
82
Week #235: 21ST CENTURY MONOLOGUES FOR WOMEN - Sulfur/baccy/woodsmoke (699 words)
Honorable Mention
83
Week #236: Three-Card Combo - the woman OR the fools who came to drink the dark (0 words)
84
Week #237: A Way for the Cosmos To Know Itself - LEGION/MANY (480 words)
 
Week #241: From Zero to Hero - FAILURE
85
Week #243: We Are the Heroes of Our Time - wherever the river ran (854 words)
86
Week #244: Unspecified Word Disorder - Patterns (656 words)
87
Week #245: it's all about me, fuckers - I don’t know what it means when (593 words)
Ock!
88
Week #246: You Need Satan More Than He Needs You - All dogs go to hell (538 words)
89
Week #247: Crimes Against Literature - Radio silence (1713 words)
90
Week #250: Everything Means Nothing Anymore - a literal story about a shaggy dog (351 words)
Honorable Mention
91
Week #251: We're Grammarpunk Now - Up-and-up-and-up (1057 words)
Honorable Mention
92
Week #252: Your Cardboard Protagonist Was Here - The Coward (1065 words)
Honorable Mention
93
Week #253: The road to shitty fiction is paved with good intentions - some nights i wake and realise i am still meat it-- (472 words)
 
Week #254: dog week - FAILURE
 
Week #255: RAY-LORDS FROM BEYOND GALAXY 9! - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
94
Week #257: No failures week. - Inter (547 words)
Honorable Mention
95
Week #260: Empty Spaces - I never got my feet wet (666 words)
 
Week #261: You Are Cordially Invited to the Dome of a Thousand Doors - *judge*
 
Week #263: dragons are for rich white kids - FAILURE
Winner
96
Week #267: The Horror....the horror - Sonata (806 words)
 
Week #268: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS - *judge*
 
Week #273: A Wicked Pack of Cards - FAILURE
97
Week #277: Rewrite Mashup - Mercury Ascendant (669 words)
 
Week #282: A Lyttony of Sorrows - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
98
Week #288: Standing Outside a Broken TDome With Flash Rules in My Hand - Fire-gilding (413 words)
99
Week #289: MARK Z. DANIELEWSKI'S CLUB HOUSE - When it broke, all the colour ran out (0 words)
Winner
100
Week #294: Rush, Rush, Hurry Cybernetic Entity Enter me. - g=Gm/r2 (0 words)
 
Week #295: DO YOUR WORST! - *judge*
Honorable Mention
101
Week #297: And Now for Something Completely Different - Damo's very bad day (771 words)
Honorable Mention
102
Week #298: Featuring Idris Elba - You just keep on going (1005 words)
Honorable Mention
103
Week #302: Invisible Bartertowns - What Ukto Saw (1107 words)
 
Week #304: Magic of Bronze and Stone - FAILURE
Winner
104
Week #308: Codex of the Infinite Planes - Canto III (899 words)
 
Week #309: He & She - *judge*
105
Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive - playing horseshoes (1408 words)
106
Week #321: Objectionable Objectification - Precisely 10 (451 words)
Winner
107
Week #323: Wu Tang in Space / Where do ideas come from? / MOON FIGHT - Red Letter Day (925 words)
 
Week #324: it came from the other house, and would not leave - *judge*
108
Week #326: LET'S MAKE A PLAYLIST! - The Temple Walks (553 words)
 
Week #330: Ray Gun Control - FAILURE
 
Week #338: Places of Power - FAILURE
109
Week #349: A Stroll Through the Archives - Untitled (8 words)
Honorable Mention
110
Week #356: THE WAR & ARTHUR C. CLARKE - Wetware (939 words)


Brawls: 25, Victories: 17, Defeats: 8, Record: 68%
Defeat
1
Brawl #5: Verse Brawl - No use crying (149 words)
Defeat
2
Brawl #19: Crybabies - Rook to A2 (365 words)
Defeat
3
Brawl #22: Super Funtime Thunderbrawl, No Joke - How the fantail lost nothing important, and learnt no lessons (866 words)
Victory
4
Brawl #38: The Scents of Battle - Why a wise man dies under clear sky (405 words)
Victory
5
Brawl #47: Almost Down-Under Brawl - Skin and Bone (1255 words)
Victory
6
Brawl #52: John Williams Waterhouse - The Vigilant (519 words)
Defeat
7
Brawl #53: Erogenous Muffinbrawl - What's in a name (1025 words)
Victory
8
Brawl #57: Deserts - The Great Southern Waste (720 words)
Victory
9
Brawl #88: A Song of Natty Ice and Fire - But strings of a lute played by men on the mountain (966 words)
Victory
10
Brawl #102: The Mojo-and-Muffin-Are-Pulling-Each-Others'-Pigtails-Again Brawl - The long game (1493 words)
Defeat
11
Brawl #117: Hammer the Muffin - Fashionably late (681 words)
Victory
12
Brawl #122: Ironic Muffins Brawl - three leaves (237 words)
Victory
13
Brawl #155: Kiwibrawl - Capital (501 words)
Victory
14
Brawl #157: There Once Was a Brawl From Nantucket - The Twilight Zoned (1035 words)
Victory
15
Brawl #160: Cockfight - Side effects include (847 words)
Defeat
16
Brawl #167: God of Muffins Poetry Brawl - Music, heard & hearing (291 words)
Defeat
17
Brawl #173: Worlds Apart - Seed (1056 words)
Defeat
18
Brawl #213: Chilibeefmuffin Brawl - well (9 words)
Victory
19
Brawl #221: Jerks of a Bygone Age: SurreptitiousMuffin vs. Chili - The dance, the dancer (976 words)
Victory
20
Brawl #230: Genre Mixing: SurreptitiousMuffin vs. Djeser - Stop reading - they're watching (673 words)
Victory
21
Brawl #232: Loveless, Deathless Prose: SurreptitiousMuffin vs. Sitting Here - Moloch (327 words)
Victory
22
Brawl #233: Talk to Me: crabrock vs. SurreptitiousMuffin - Fracture (10 words)
Victory
23
Brawl #250: Kiwi and Coffee Megabrawl: SurreptitiousMuffin vs. Uranium Phoenix - We fight monsters (1024 words)
Victory
24
Brawl #260: sebmuffin brawl number %n?! - DL1206 (1580 words)
Victory
25
Brawl #287: Fungus Butt Brawl - The Plovers Resting between Gods’ Teeth (5358 words)