SurreptitiousMuffin (SA)
Average Words/Story: 781
TD Words Written: 99,983
Brawl Words Written: 29,166
Total Words Written: 129,149
Stories Rated: 30
Wins: 15
Losses: 0
Honorable Mentions: 38
Dishonorable Mentions: 5
Disqualifications: 5

Judgings: 28
Failures: 26

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Week #2 [8-13-2012]: Dystopian Chick-Lit
(438 words) the world is broken and i am meat
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Week #5 [9-4-2012]: Gary Numan, Fucksticks
(839 words) pink slip
*judge*
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Week #10 [10-8-2012]: THE DARK LORD'S CORNFLAKES
(407 words) The Pale Rider
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Week #10 [10-8-2012]: THE DARK LORD'S CORNFLAKES
(140 words) ORCS!
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Week #16 [11-21-2012]: Oh the weave we web
(250 words) probably what Hell smells like
*judge*
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Week #18 [12-4-2012]: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES
(1128 words) Round 1: a poor player who
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Week #20 [12-16-2012]: Face Your Destiny
(570 words) The mountebank
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Week #22 [1-1-2013]: Schroedinger's Nihilarian
(994 words) Matters of proprietary
*judge*
Week #24: Keyboard Kings
*judge*
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Week #47 [6-24-2013]: The Rule of Three
(772 words) 3 O'Clock
FAILURE
*judge*
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FAILURE
*judge*
FAILURE
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Week #82 [2-25-2014]: Captain Thunderdome
(1361 words) The brave man walks through fire
FAILURE
FAILURE
*judge*
*judge*
*judge*
FAILURE
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Week #118 [11-3-2014]: If on a Winter's Night a Fire
(672 words) whistling, howling
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Week #119 [11-11-2014]: Oh! Calamity!
(664 words) in two minds about everything
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Week #120 [11-17-2014]: KNOW WHERE THE SUN SETS
(576 words) Training Wheels
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Week #123 [12-8-2014]: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle
(1125 words) the watchers from on high
FAILURE
Week #124: god have mercy
*judge*
FAILURE
Week #128: BLACK METAL WEEK
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Week #133 [2-16-2015]: The Gods of Thunderdome
(968 words) How the stars found their fire
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Week #136 [3-10-2015]: Famous Last Words
(746 words) Reformation 2: Revelations Harder
*judge*
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Week #142 [4-20-2015]: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT
(1018 words) Selfiemancy
*judge*
FAILURE
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Week #146 [5-19-2015]: The Ones You Hate to Love
(1439 words) in memoriam
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FAILURE
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Week #169 [10-26-2015]: Thunderdome o' Bedlam
(647 words) from atop the crown of stone
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Week #172 [11-16-2015]: Thunderdome Startup
(1231 words) Ex
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Week #173 [11-23-2015]: Pilgrim's Progress
(1079 words) saline or, the last man alive
*judge*
Week #179: Strange Logs
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*judge*
Week #191: We Talk Good
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Week #194 [4-18-2016]: Only Mr. God Knows Why
(314 words) Brood
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Week #195 [4-26-2016]: Inverse World
(757 words) I used to be
*judge*
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Week #206 [7-12-2016]: WHIZZ! Bang! POW! Thunderdome!
(835 words) Space is our destiny
*judge*
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Week #213 [8-28-2016]: Punked Out
(1387 words) 四君子 - salt, shore, sea, stone
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Week #215 [9-13-2016]: El sueño de la razón produce el Thunderdome
(502 words) firebreak
*judge*
*judge*
Week #219: cos wer goffik
FAILURE
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Week #221 [10-26-2016]: The Escape of the Bad Words.
(197 words) Under the sun
FAILURE
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Week #232 [1-9-2017]: I want to crit your blood
(291 words) cage
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Week #233 [1-18-2017]: IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG
(175 words) where we store our best gear
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Week #235 [1-31-2017]: 21ST CENTURY MONOLOGUES FOR WOMEN
(699 words) Sulfur/baccy/woodsmoke
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Week #237 [2-14-2017]: A Way for the Cosmos To Know Itself
(480 words) LEGION/MANY
FAILURE
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Week #243 [3-27-2017]: We Are the Heroes of Our Time
(854 words) wherever the river ran
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Week #244 [4-4-2017]: Unspecified Word Disorder
(656 words) Patterns
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Week #247 [4-24-2017]: Crimes Against Literature
(1713 words) Radio silence
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FAILURE
Week #254: dog week
FAILURE
*judge*
FAILURE
*judge*
FAILURE
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Week #277 [11-20-2017]: Rewrite Mashup
(669 words) Mercury Ascendant
FAILURE
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*judge*
Week #295: DO YOUR WORST!
FAILURE
*judge*
Week #309: He & She
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Week #313 [7-30-2018]: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive
(1408 words) playing horseshoes
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Week #321 [9-25-2018]: Objectionable Objectification
(451 words) Precisely 10
*judge*
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Week #326 [10-30-2018]: LET'S MAKE A PLAYLIST!
(553 words) The Temple Walks
FAILURE
Week #330: Ray Gun Control
FAILURE
Week #338: Places of Power
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Week #349 [4-9-2019]: A Stroll Through the Archives
(8 words) Untitled
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Week #358 [6-11-2019]: 19th Century Schizoid Man
(997 words) Milk and Honey
FAILURE
FAILURE
FAILURE
*judge*
*judge*
FAILURE
*judge*
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Week #486 [11-23-2021]: I want my MTD!
(958 words) Augur in Red
*judge*
Week #489: I Can Fix Him
*judge*
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Week #498 [02-16-2022]: How the Prompt is Chosen
(503 words) Smoke
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FAILURE
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Interprompts:
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Interprompt #0 [2012-2013]: Miscellaneous
(366 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #0 [2012-2013]: Miscellaneous
(203 words) Benny the Dragon
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Interprompt #2 [11-21-2013]: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick
(193 words) Erogenous Beef can go eat a dick
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Interprompt #2 [11-21-2013]: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick
(352 words) A serene moment at the lakeside
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Interprompt #2 [11-21-2013]: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick
(279 words) All my friends are chemicals
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Interprompt #3 [12-18-2013]: The Worm Turns
(525 words) Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus
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Interprompt #5 []: Interprompt Assortment
(35 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #5 []: Interprompt Assortment
(39 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #6 [1-14-2014]: 100-Word Epics
(98 words) The Summit
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Interprompt #9 [2-17-2014]: As the Dome Turns
(296 words) Trouble in Paradise
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Interprompt #22 [11-9-2014]: Slip-Slidin' Away
(102 words) I have a steam powered sword
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Interprompt #26 [7-6-2015]: Bees. My God.
(138 words) dammit Maria now is not the time
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Interprompt #29 [12-7-2015]: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE
(57 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #29 [12-7-2015]: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE
(105 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #29 [12-7-2015]: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE
(71 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #29 [12-7-2015]: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE
(71 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #31 [7-10-2016]: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fuck
(17 words) Veni, veni, veni
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Interprompt #32 [1-17-2017]: sebmojo Can Eat a Dick
(128 words) Sebmojo can eat a BIG dick
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Interprompt #32 [1-17-2017]: sebmojo Can Eat a Dick
(99 words) Sebmojo can eat a dick: Revelations 3D
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Brawls: 33, Victories: 21, Defeats: 12, Record: 64%
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Brawl #19 [4-26-2013]: Crybabies
(365 words) Rook to A2
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Brawl #53 [2-1-2014]: Erogenous Muffinbrawl
(1025 words) What's in a name
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Brawl #117 [11-17-2014]: Hammer the Muffin
(681 words) Fashionably late
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Brawl #167 [1-27-2016]: God of Muffins Poetry Brawl
(291 words) Music, heard & hearing
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Brawl #173 [5-2-2016]: Worlds Apart
(1056 words) Seed
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Brawl #213 [2-24-2017]: Chilibeefmuffin Brawl
(9 words) well
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Brawl #321 [1-16-2020]: Captain Muffin Quivering Ass Brawl
(1051 words) Le Viandier
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Brawl #343 [01-26-2022]: The Great Duster Dust-Up
(1825 words) Eschaton
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