The Saddest Rhino (SA)
Average Words/Story: 1,069
TD Words Written: 72,719
Brawl Words Written: 3,346
Total Words Written: 76,065
Stories Rated: 2
Wins: 10
Losses: 0
Honorable Mentions: 9
Dishonorable Mentions: 2
Disqualifications: 4
Judgings: 30
Failures: 17
TD Words Written: 72,719
Brawl Words Written: 3,346
Total Words Written: 76,065
Stories Rated: 2
Wins: 10
Losses: 0
Honorable Mentions: 9
Dishonorable Mentions: 2
Disqualifications: 4
Judgings: 30
Failures: 17
Total Submissions
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Entries:
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Week #6: Week Six: It Rhymes with Dicks
(868 words) Longing
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Week #14: You Shouldn't Be Here
(973 words) The Red King Quandary
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Week #15: Sharp Vision Sooths Strong Reaction
(751 words) Spreading the Good News
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Week #16: Oh the weave we web
(764 words) Dream of A Thousand Lights
*judge*
Week #17: I Don't Know You
10
Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES
(1013 words) Round 1: One Hundred Leaves of Sentience
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Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES
(507 words) Round 2: The Larders of Sodom
12
Week #19: How Deep Is My Fuckin' Love
(1040 words) Love in the Time of Circuitry, Pt II
*judge*
Week #21: Welcome to My Sensorium
FAILURE
Week #24: Keyboard Kings
14
Week #25: What They Deserve
(1189 words) Show Hand
15
Week #26: THUNDERDOME RADIO RADIO RADIO!
(1877 words) Character Building
*judge*
Week #32: Playing Angry Birds on a Derailing Train
*judge*
Week #36: Polishing Turds
FAILURE
Week #41: Get Everybody and the Stuff Together
FAILURE
Week #44: Old Testament Studies with Chairchucker
*judge*
Week #47: The Rule of Three
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Week #48: Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner
(530 words) Dear Mister Cerato Sirium
*judge*
Week #55: Weird Trade Schools
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Week #57: No characters allowed
(800 words) Technicolour Saturday Morning Daydream
*judge*
Week #61: Twisted Traditions
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Week #62: Thunderdome Against Humanity
(702 words) “These Rhythms are Money, Man!”
*judge*
Week #67: Lions and Tigers and Bears
21
Week #68: Once Upon A Crime
(1513 words) The Failed Buffet Attack, Pro Forma Murakami
FAILURE
Week #69: Good, Giving and Game
*judge*
Week #75: He's Not Quite Dead
*judge*
Week #77: Well gee, that's certainly something
Redemption
Week #80: "Why don't you ask your huge cock?"
(1321 words) --
*judge*
Week #82: Captain Thunderdome
*judge*
Week #84: Who You Gonna Call?
*judge*
Week #90: Down With the Sickness
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Week #100: The Black Attache Case
(917 words) The Worth of Things
*judge*
Week #106: VH1 presents: Behind the Goon[sic]
*judge*
Week #108: The Dewey Decimal System
FAILURE
Week #122: Bar-back
*judge*
Week #130: Twice Told Tales of Magic and Sparkles
*judge*
Week #132: economy of prompt
25
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue
(1304 words) epitaph
*judge*
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Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers
(1005 words) What We Say to Each Other When We Can No Longer Talk
27
Week #202: THUNDER-O-S!
(1332 words) Only Cosplayers Left Alive
*judge*
Week #205: the book of forbidden names
*judge*
Week #214: THUNDERDOME ALL-STAR TRIBUTE
FAILURE
Week #219: cos wer goffik
31
Week #221: The Escape of the Bad Words.
(249 words) Cock
FAILURE
Week #226: Viking Wisdom
32
Week #231: No Grown-ups!
(1197 words) The Terrible Truth of (Personal) Space
*judge*
Week #232: I want to crit your blood
33
Week #243: We Are the Heroes of Our Time
FAILURE
Week #244: Unspecified Word Disorder
34
Week #246: You Need Satan More Than He Needs You
(1711 words) Chomp
35
Honorable Mention
Week #248: A Vision of the Future
(3686 words) Makes You Think: An Oral History
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Week #250: Everything Means Nothing Anymore
(1161 words) Bunnies, Dust
FAILURE
Week #257: No failures week.
*judge*
Week #258: DOUBLE TROUBLE with BAD CAT 1 and BAD CAT 2
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Week #274: I Scream, You Scream
(1122 words) What is Superman Ice Cream? - Comments by a Viewer
FAILURE
Week #275: Bring on the Lovers, Liars and Clowns
*judge*
Week #277: Rewrite Mashup
40
Week #281: We Wish You a Merman Christmas!
(1520 words) Tank!
*judge*
Week #286: Picturesque Picaresque
*judge*
Week #295: DO YOUR WORST!
*judge*
Week #309: He & She
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Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive
(1201 words) Bah.
FAILURE
Week #314: Bingo Night at Thunderdome
*judge*
Week #325: The Horror is Capitalism
FAILURE
Week #340: Beyond the Murder of the Dolls
*judge*
46
Week #343: What a Horrible Week To Have a Curse
(1225 words) Final Transmission
47
Honorable Mention
*judge*
Week #372: Pirates!
FAILURE
Week #391: You Are the Disease, Thunderdome is the Cure
FAILURE
Week #402: Don't Shoot Me, I'm Only the Piano Player
FAILURE
Week #404: Circus Train
49
Honorable Mention
FAILURE
Week #415: Killing Monsters With The Power of Love
50
Honorable Mention
Week #419: The Thunder Chef!
(1351 words) Kimberly’s End of Summer Fig and Port Trifle
51
Week #420: Guys we made the weed number
52
Winner
Week #421: The Only Two Good Webcomics
(1282 words) I N T E R N E T || D A T I N G || 2 0 0 0
*judge*
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Week #490: Thanks, Stith Thompson
(783 words) Black Silk
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Week #500: 500DRED WEEKS OF THUNDERDOME
(451 words) Alternate 2
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Week #500: 500DRED WEEKS OF THUNDERDOME
(499 words) Alternate 3
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Week #500: 500DRED WEEKS OF THUNDERDOME
(454 words) Alternate 4
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Week #500: 500DRED WEEKS OF THUNDERDOME
(443 words) Alternate 5
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Week #500: 500DRED WEEKS OF THUNDERDOME
(394 words) Alternate 6
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Week #500: 500DRED WEEKS OF THUNDERDOME
(313 words) Alternate 7
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Week #500: 500DRED WEEKS OF THUNDERDOME
(89 words) Stable
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Week #502: Pasta Week
(787 words) The Cat That Walks On Its Hindlegs
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Dishonorable Mention
64
Winner
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Week #522: THUNDERDOME 10TH BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA
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Winner
Week #522: THUNDERDOME 10TH BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA
(249 words) Pencherita Malam (Night Storyteller)
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Week #522: THUNDERDOME 10TH BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA
(1301 words) Art is Subjective and So Is Your Dumbass Opinion
FAILURE
Week #524: In Michigan it is Illegal to Hurl an Octopus
Interprompts:
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Interprompt #0: Miscellaneous
(817 words) Love in the Time of Circuitry
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Interprompt #2: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick
(300 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #2: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick
(169 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #2: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick
(62 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #7: 150-Word Myths
(181 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #8: Loot, Plunder, and Party Hats
Brawls: 4, Victories: 1, Defeats: 3, Record: 25%
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Winner
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Brawl #49: QuiddestRhino Brawl
(520 words) --
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Brawl #178: Losing the Plot: The Saddest Rhino vs. Thranguy
(1024 words) (Mai Pen Rai. Mister.)