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The Saddest Rhino (SA)
Average Words/Story: 1,033
TD Words Written: 55,799
Brawl Words Written: 3,346
Total Words Written: 59,145
Stories Rated: 2
Wins: 6
Losses: 0
Honorable Mentions: 6
Dishonorable Mentions: 1
Disqualifications: 4

Judgings: 28
Failures: 12
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 6

48 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: Loot, Plunder, and Party Hats - Why Ibiza, and Not Munarvagr, Is the World's Party Capital (617 words)
 
Off-Prompt: 150-Word Myths - Untitled (181 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick - Untitled (300 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick - Untitled (169 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick - Untitled (62 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - Love in the Time of Circuitry (817 words)
1
Week #6: Week Six: It Rhymes with Dicks - Longing (868 words)
Disqualified
2
Week #6: Week Six: It Rhymes with Dicks - That, Which Lasts Forever (401 words)
3
Week #8: Martello's Girlfriend Said, "I'm late!" - Untitled (0 words)
4
Week #9: Old Sex/Lawn Sounds - Operation Barnes: Post-Mission Interview Transcript of Agent P. Wrayburn (869 words)
Honorable Mention
5
Week #10: THE DARK LORD'S CORNFLAKES - The Establishment of Undesire (643 words)
6
Week #14: You Shouldn't Be Here - The Red King Quandary (973 words)
7
Week #15: Sharp Vision Sooths Strong Reaction - Spreading the Good News (751 words)
8
Week #16: Oh the weave we web - Dream of A Thousand Lights (764 words)
 
Week #17: I Don't Know You - *judge*
Disqualified
9
Week #17: I Don't Know You - Conversations (910 words)
10
Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES - Round 1: One Hundred Leaves of Sentience (1013 words)
11
Week #18: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES - Round 2: The Larders of Sodom (507 words)
12
Week #19: How Deep Is My Fuckin' Love - Love in the Time of Circuitry, Pt II (1040 words)
Winner
13
Week #20: Face Your Destiny - Lessons (983 words)
 
Week #21: Welcome to My Sensorium - *judge*
 
Week #24: Keyboard Kings - FAILURE
14
Week #25: What They Deserve - Show Hand (1189 words)
15
Week #26: THUNDERDOME RADIO RADIO RADIO! - Character Building (29 words)
Classic
16
Week #27: There is only PAIN - Betrayals FUCK! (1231 words)
 
Week #32: Playing Angry Birds on a Derailing Train - *judge*
 
Week #36: Polishing Turds - *judge*
 
Week #41: Get Everybody and the Stuff Together - FAILURE
 
Week #44: Old Testament Studies with Chairchucker - FAILURE
 
Week #47: The Rule of Three - *judge*
17
Week #48: Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner - Dear Mister Cerato Sirium (530 words)
Winner
18
Week #54: Petty Local Politics - -- (1118 words)
 
Week #55: Weird Trade Schools - *judge*
19
Week #57: No characters allowed - Technicolour Saturday Morning Daydream (800 words)
 
Week #61: Twisted Traditions - *judge*
20
Week #62: Thunderdome Against Humanity - “These Rhythms are Money, Man!” (702 words)
 
Week #67: Lions and Tigers and Bears - *judge*
21
Week #68: Once Upon A Crime - The Failed Buffet Attack, Pro Forma Murakami (1513 words)
 
Week #69: Good, Giving and Game - FAILURE
 
Week #75: He's Not Quite Dead - *judge*
 
Week #77: Well gee, that's certainly something - *judge*
Disqualified
22
Week #77: Well gee, that's certainly something - How Louis Was Impressed, but Still Won’t Learn to Listen (1061 words)
Redemption
23
Week #80: "Why don't you ask your huge cock?" - -- (1321 words)
 
Week #82: Captain Thunderdome - *judge*
Fanfic
24
Week #83: Comma, Noun, Verb - In Its Wings He Shall Find Paradise (1159 words)
 
Week #84: Who You Gonna Call? - *judge*
 
Week #90: Down With the Sickness - *judge*
25
Week #100: The Black Attache Case - The Worth of Things (917 words)
 
Week #106: VH1 presents: Behind the Goon[sic] - *judge*
 
Week #108: The Dewey Decimal System - *judge*
 
Week #122: Bar-back - FAILURE
 
Week #130: Twice Told Tales of Magic and Sparkles - *judge*
 
Week #132: economy of prompt - *judge*
26
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue - epitaph (1304 words)
 
Week #162: The best of the worst and the worst of the best - *judge*
27
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers - What We Say to Each Other When We Can No Longer Talk (1005 words)
28
Week #202: THUNDER-O-S! - Only Cosplayers Left Alive (1332 words)
 
Week #205: the book of forbidden names - *judge*
Disqualified
29
Week #212: Vice News - I Documented a Muslim Hipster and Didn’t Stop Them from Fellating Pol Pot (1581 words)
Winner
30
Week #213: Punked Out - The Legend of Makoa Kalawai’a, Daughter of the Ocean, She of Oahu (1742 words)
 
Week #214: THUNDERDOME ALL-STAR TRIBUTE - *judge*
 
Week #219: cos wer goffik - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
31
Week #220: Enter the Voidmart - Ascent (1304 words)
32
Week #221: The Escape of the Bad Words. - Cock (249 words)
 
Week #226: Viking Wisdom - FAILURE
33
Week #231: No Grown-ups! - The Terrible Truth of (Personal) Space (1197 words)
 
Week #232: I want to crit your blood - *judge*
34
Week #243: We Are the Heroes of Our Time - Five Facts on the Death of Signora Reina Del Teatrale (1181 words)
 
Week #244: Unspecified Word Disorder - FAILURE
35
Week #246: You Need Satan More Than He Needs You - Chomp (1711 words)
Honorable Mention
36
Week #248: A Vision of the Future - Makes You Think: An Oral History (3686 words)
Honorable Mention
37
Week #249: Thunderdomers Assemble! - Maybe Next Time Just Do a Divorce Like a Normal Person, Okay (1520 words)
38
Week #250: Everything Means Nothing Anymore - Bunnies, Dust (1161 words)
 
Week #257: No failures week. - FAILURE
 
Week #258: DOUBLE TROUBLE with BAD CAT 1 and BAD CAT 2 - *judge*
39
Week #274: I Scream, You Scream - What is Superman Ice Cream? - Comments by a Viewer (1122 words)
 
Week #275: Bring on the Lovers, Liars and Clowns - FAILURE
 
Week #277: Rewrite Mashup - *judge*
Fanfic
40
Week #280: Let’s Play Thunderdome: Entenzahn’s Bad Idea - Rage Quit, Restart (1442 words)
41
Week #281: We Wish You a Merman Christmas! - Tank! (1520 words)
Dishonorable Mention
42
Week #282: A Lyttony of Sorrows - "Waste" (1045 words)
 
Week #286: Picturesque Picaresque - *judge*
 
Week #295: DO YOUR WORST! - *judge*
Winner
43
Week #300: Let's Make a Void! - Elegy (1214 words)
 
Week #309: He & She - *judge*
44
Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive - Bah. (1201 words)
 
Week #314: Bingo Night at Thunderdome - FAILURE
Winner
45
Week #324: it came from the other house, and would not leave - Pieces of (1491 words)
 
Week #325: The Horror is Capitalism - *judge*
 
Week #340: Beyond the Murder of the Dolls - FAILURE
Winner
46
Week #341: AD 2019, Neo-Thunderdome - The Devil Lives in Razak Towers (2013 words)
 
Week #342: A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into - *judge*
47
Week #343: What a Horrible Week To Have a Curse - Final Transmission (1225 words)
Honorable Mention
48
Week #344: OBEDIENCE IS ITS OWN REWARD - UnOfficial Baby Rhinos: The African Kingdom Appreciation Group ➤ Admin Pinned Post (1115 words)


Brawls: 4, Victories: 1, Defeats: 3, Record: 25%
Victory
1
Brawl #22: Super Funtime Thunderbrawl, No Joke - How Beloved Baby Rhino Fell into Despair; or, Sadness is a Blessing (1297 words)
Defeat
2
Brawl #49: QuiddestRhino Brawl - -- (520 words)
Defeat
3
Brawl #178: Losing the Plot: The Saddest Rhino vs. Thranguy - (Mai Pen Rai. Mister.) (1024 words)
Defeat
4
Brawl #212: RISE OF THE SLAPPING TONYS - Chapter 99 of CHRONICLES OF THE WESTBOUND AEGIS Whereupon the Ninety-Nine Demons of the Human Realm Have Been Defeated; The Eastward Return with the Scriptures is Met with One Final Obstacle (505 words)