crabrock (SA) / crabrock2
Average Words/Story: 1,145
TD Words Written: 170,537
Brawl Words Written: 11,299
Total Words Written: 181,836
Stories Rated: 193
Wins: 16
Losses: 0
Honorable Mentions: 45
Dishonorable Mentions: 5
Disqualifications: 4
Judgings: 35
Failures: 33
TD Words Written: 170,537
Brawl Words Written: 11,299
Total Words Written: 181,836
Stories Rated: 193
Wins: 16
Losses: 0
Honorable Mentions: 45
Dishonorable Mentions: 5
Disqualifications: 4
Judgings: 35
Failures: 33
Total Submissions
2 / 3 Favorites
Entries:
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Week #35: Pictures and Books
(893 words) Suspended Without Pay
3
Week #37: Professional Excellence
(1237 words) The Case of the Elusive Keymasher
4
Week #38: Mandatory Thunderbrawls
(1057 words) There's Nothing You Could Have Done
7
Week #41: Get Everybody and the Stuff Together
(996 words) Bee for Two
*judge*
Week #43: He's dead, Horatio
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Redemption
10
Week #45: That Prisoners call the Sky
(1167 words) Manual of a Dream
11
Week #47: The Rule of Three
(789 words) The Hunger
14
Week #52: Cyberblaxploitation Anniversary
(1013 words) The Wrench in the Cycle
15
Week #53: The Horrors of History!
(1214 words) Sweet Temptations
*judge*
Week #55: Weird Trade Schools
19
Week #58: Seeing vs. Seen
(789 words) The Lady in the Recliner
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Week #59: WRITE ABOUT WHERE YOU CURRENTLY LIVE
(859 words) Snips and Snails
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Week #60: The Case of the Regrettable Entries
(962 words) Track 2: Topless Hoes on a Cigarette Boat
*judge*
Week #62: Thunderdome Against Humanity
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(478 words) The Best Day Ever
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Week #64: Dead or Alive
(1022 words) The Mechanopig’s Gift
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Week #66: Know When to Fold 'Em
(923 words) Storm
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Week #69: Good, Giving and Game
(732 words) The Challenge
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(1841 words) In One Hand and the Other
*judge*
Week #71: A way with words
*judge*
Week #73: My God It's Full of Starfish
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Week #75: He's Not Quite Dead
(222 words) neverstop
32
Week #76: The Mysteries of the Finite
(936 words) The Bottom of the Barrel
33
Honorable Mention
Week #77: Well gee, that's certainly something
(897 words) The Sooterkin Affair
34
Week #78: Past Glories
(577 words) I am the Phoenix
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Week #82: Captain Thunderdome
(1584 words) A Likeness Captured in Stone
*judge*
Week #83: Comma, Noun, Verb
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Week #84: Who You Gonna Call?
(866 words) Things That Die
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Week #86: Have You Seen My Trophy?
(1099 words) Sweet Dreams
41
Week #87: Touched by a Thunderdome
(1191 words) Angelic
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(1197 words) The High Ground
*judge*
Week #90: Down With the Sickness
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Week #91: OUR FINEST HOUR
(996 words) Just One More Thing Before I Leave
47
Week #95: Inhuman Centipede
(750 words) Hiding in the Foxhole
51
Week #100: The Black Attache Case
(1007 words) The Collector
*judge*
Week #101: WAR
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Week #103: Pacifist Run
(1169 words) The Ends
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Week #105: Book One
(1087 words) Let My Whiskey Flow, Chapter 1
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Week #108: The Dewey Decimal System
(1403 words) The Glass House
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Week #109: Attack of the Clones
(1119 words) When It Knocks
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Week #110: cleaning up the streets
(1199 words) A Thunder in the Canyon
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Week #111: FOLK ALL Y'ALL
(1002 words) The Babe with the Power
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Week #112: Attack of the Graphophobes
(1249 words) If You Want to Be Happy for the Rest of Your Life
*judge*
Week #114: Missed Catnections
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Week #115: The Eleventh Hour
(1095 words) My First Break
*judge*
Week #117: Tired of your shit
64
Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire
(831 words) A Dirge for Lost Flowers
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Week #121: Pet Words
(1185 words) For Want of a Bird’s Eye View
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Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle
(1199 words) Painted Lady
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Week #126: Auld Lang Syne
(1204 words) Waves
*judge*
Week #129: Those We Loved
73
Honorable Mention
Week #130: Twice Told Tales of Magic and Sparkles
(1546 words) The Leftover Girl
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Week #132: economy of prompt
(493 words) Murder Beneath the Mountain
*judge*
Week #135: THEY MIGHT BE FULL OF REGRET
77
Honorable Mention
Week #136: Famous Last Words
(1257 words) I Don't Feel All Turned On and Starry Eyed
*judge*
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT
*judge*
Week #145: "You gonna finish that?"
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Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love
(1547 words) The Wrath of Wasp
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Week #147: The Tragedy of Shakespeare Descending
(1465 words) My New Church
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Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue
(1339 words) The THWUMP
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Week #153: Gather Your Party
(1182 words) On The Pulse
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Week #154: Naturally Unnatural
(1003 words) Guillotine-Shaped Holes
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Week #156: LET'S GET FUCKED UP ON LOVE
(840 words) The Look Down
*judge*
Week #157: BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS
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Week #159: SINNERS ORGY
(797 words) The Maskless Man
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(1074 words) Sol Invictus
88
Week #163: YOUR STUPID SHIT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
(1259 words) Grumpy and the Witch
*judge*
Week #165: Back to School
89
Honorable Mention
*judge*
Week #170: Cities & Kaiju
*judge*
Week #172: Thunderdome Startup
92
Week #173: Pilgrim's Progress
(1205 words) The Hackney Comet
FAILURE
Week #177: Sparkly Mermen 2: Electric Merman Boogaloo
95
Honorable Mention
Week #180: Maybe I'm a Maze
(1278 words) Sounds in the Forest Portend Evil Within
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(770 words) La Petite Roche
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(554 words) La Petite Roche cont.
*judge*
Week #183: Sorry Dad, I Was Late To The Riots
*judge*
Week #186: Giving away prizes for doing f'd-up things
100
Week #187: Lost In Translation
(912 words) The Unlikeliness of Two Identical Snowflakes
*judge*
Week #191: We Talk Good
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Week #192: Really Entertaining Minific
(1209 words) but not me in
*judge*
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers
*judge*
Week #207: Bottle Your Rage
*judge*
Week #216: Historical Redemption (or: Sin, Lizzie)
*judge*
Week #238: Lie to Me
FAILURE
Week #243: We Are the Heroes of Our Time
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Week #252: Your Cardboard Protagonist Was Here
(1005 words) The Wall of Rejected Classes
FAILURE
FAILURE
Week #255: RAY-LORDS FROM BEYOND GALAXY 9!
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Week #260: Empty Spaces
(736 words) Human Sacrifice
FAILURE
FAILURE
Week #271: Reality Doesn't Care What You Think
109
Honorable Mention
Week #275: Bring on the Lovers, Liars and Clowns
(1983 words) The Man Who Liked Fish
*judge*
Week #277: Rewrite Mashup
111
Week #278: Get Your (Self-Improving) Freak On
(994 words) The man in the room
FAILURE
Week #280: Let’s Play Thunderdome: Entenzahn’s Bad Idea
114
Week #286: Picturesque Picaresque
(1553 words) Alternates
*judge*
Week #291: You are Such a Loser, Good for You
FAILURE
Week #293: These Sainted Days of Spring
115
Week #295: DO YOUR WORST!
(1719 words) A Horse Called Bob
FAILURE
Week #297: And Now for Something Completely Different
116
Week #299: Aqua Teen Thunder Force
(1095 words) We all make mistakes
FAILURE
118
Disqualified
Week #311: It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools
(719 words) Please don't ban me :(
*judge*
Week #312: Family Motto
FAILURE
Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive
FAILURE
Week #326: LET'S MAKE A PLAYLIST!
FAILURE
Week #333: A Sparkly Merman Holiday Special
120
Week #336: Best of the Bestiary
(999 words) Elephant Stone
122
Redemption
Week #340: Beyond the Murder of the Dolls
(1131 words) Water In, Water Out, Water In and Shaken All About
123
Honorable Mention
Week #349: A Stroll Through the Archives
(1105 words) A Prince on Any Other Day: A Hero's Tale
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Week #351: Rat-a-tat-tat, Thunderdome
(1113 words) You didn't see this coming
FAILURE
Week #352: Do You Know? 나쁜 글쓰기!
*judge*
Week #354: S'moreDome
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Week #356: THE WAR & ARTHUR C. CLARKE
(997 words) Magic Use Resistance Education
FAILURE
Week #365: Leo Season
FAILURE
Week #385: Getting a Reaction
FAILURE
Week #393: GOONBOT DREAMS AND WHAT MAY BE
*judge*
Week #398: at the end of the tunnel
FAILURE
Week #411: One More Than Y'all Deserve
FAILURE
Week #416: Taboo!
FAILURE
Week #417: Long Road to a Little House.
129
Week #419: The Thunder Chef!
(1595 words) Three Alarm Chili
130
Honorable Mention
Week #420: Guys we made the weed number
(2091 words) Not All is Cricket in Cricketsburg
131
Week #421: The Only Two Good Webcomics
(1033 words) Extra Good News
133
Week #424: Convicted of Doming and Driving
(1121 words) Somewhere on the the 70
FAILURE
*judge*
Week #427: We are in control.
134
Week #428: Objects may be smaller than they appear
(468 words) The Sad State of A Fair
135
Week #429: A Space Wizard Did It
(1827 words) Countdown
136
Week #430: Long Live the King!
(1116 words) May Include Happiness
FAILURE
Week #435: 69 Love Stories
FAILURE
Week #437: The Dome Who Came In From The Cold
137
Week #441: OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER
(901 words) My Favorite Mistake
FAILURE
Week #442: I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
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Week #444: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY HORSE
(733 words) harder better faster deeper
*judge*
Week #446: My Dinner With Andre
*judge*
Week #448: Idiotisms and Proverbs and a Living Hell
140
Week #449: Dysfunctional r/elationships
(1000 words) I told him it’s either me or the car, AITA?
*judge*
Week #451: Borges Week
FAILURE
Week #452: Dragon Week 2: The Dragoning
*judge*
Week #454: The Great Goon Walkabout
FAILURE
Week #457: The Frontier Was Everywhere
FAILURE
Week #458: Punked Out 2: Do You Feel Lucky
FAILURE
145
Dishonorable Mention
Week #461: Seasons Change, Thunderdome Stays the Same
(841 words) Not all ladders have rungs
FAILURE
FAILURE
Week #466: Birds that threaten you with a good time
FAILURE
Week #468: Disney Sleepover
146
Honorable Mention
149
Week #474: Save Room for a Slice
(1262 words) The Gumshoe’s Greasy Graveyard
FAILURE
Week #475: Standing on the Shoulders of Giants
FAILURE
Week #476: LOVE/HATE
Interprompts:
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Interprompt #0: Miscellaneous
(625 words) The Brawler
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Interprompt #0: Miscellaneous
(527 words) Flores de las Meurtos
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Interprompt #2: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick
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Interprompt #2: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick
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(42 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(52 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(294 words) Fruit Gone Bad
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Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(134 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #6: 100-Word Epics
(104 words) The Wolf-Rider-Sword Industrial Complex
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Interprompt #7: 150-Word Myths
(149 words) Consequences
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Interprompt #7: 150-Word Myths
(149 words) Shortcuts
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Interprompt #8: Loot, Plunder, and Party Hats
(247 words) Viking Party
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Interprompt #10: Bee Wizards
(194 words) Riding the Cloud Slug
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Interprompt #11: Into the Closet
(174 words) In Orbit Above Planet H0-M0
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Interprompt #12: April Fools
(244 words) It's a coincidence that it's dick shaped
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Interprompt #13: At World's End
(96 words) probably not what you meant
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Interprompt #19: The Sauropod In The Room
(93 words) Bullyosaurus
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Interprompt #20: Pet Romance
(100 words) Pet Romance
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Interprompt #25: Very Unsexy Somethings
(302 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #27: Broenheim's Dog Fetish Continues Unchecked
(110 words) a dog
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Interprompt #70: GIS Birth Year Roulette
(780 words) The Lunar and Planetary Institute Internship
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Interprompt #74: Weasels, Pudding
(147 words) Untitled
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Interprompt #80: This Cereal Sucks
(97 words) Maze Time!
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Interprompt #80: This Cereal Sucks
(93 words) One Step Back, Two Steps Forward!
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Interprompt #80: This Cereal Sucks
(98 words) Heart Health!
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Interprompt #83: Holiday Dinners of the Damned
(270 words) The Baby
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Interprompt #85: New Year's Resolutions Gone Wrong
(408 words) BSE
Brawls: 13, Victories: 9, Defeats: 4, Record: 69%
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Winner
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Brawl #38: The Scents of Battle
(479 words) Ferment
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Winner
Brawl #227: Genre Mixing: crabrock vs. Jitzu_the_Monk
(2137 words) We've all done bad things
11
Brawl #233: Talk to Me: crabrock vs. SurreptitiousMuffin
(609 words) Two men on a bridge after dark
12
Brawl #301: Thranrock Brawlhalla
(994 words) LATERAL INHIBITION
13
Brawl #336: THUNDER! —THUNDER! —THUNDERDOME, HOOOOOOO!
(1346 words) Self-soothing