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crabrock (SA)
Average Words/Story: 1,007
TD Words Written: 148,067
Brawl Words Written: 8,959
Total Words Written: 157,026
Stories Rated: 173
Wins: 14
Losses: 0
Honorable Mentions: 36
Dishonorable Mentions: 4
Disqualifications: 4

Judgings: 29
Failures: 17
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 23

124 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE - Grimdark sentences loosely tied together or Things I'm writing in hopes that TDbot uses them for horoscopes later (182 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Broenheim's Dog Fetish Continues Unchecked - a dog (110 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Very Unsexy Somethings - Untitled (302 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Pet Romance - Pet Romance (100 words)
 
Off-Prompt: The Sauropod In The Room - Bullyosaurus (93 words)
 
Off-Prompt: At World's End - probably not what you meant (96 words)
 
Off-Prompt: April Fools - It's a coincidence that it's dick shaped (244 words)
Erotica
 
Off-Prompt: Into the Closet - Five-Fingered Switch (168 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Into the Closet - In Orbit Above Planet H0-M0 (174 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Bee Wizards - Riding the Cloud Slug (194 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Loot, Plunder, and Party Hats - Viking Party (247 words)
 
Off-Prompt: 150-Word Myths - Consequences (149 words)
 
Off-Prompt: 150-Word Myths - Shortcuts (149 words)
 
Off-Prompt: 100-Word Epics - The Wolf-Rider-Sword Industrial Complex (104 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - The Lunar and Planetary Institute Internship (779 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Fruit Gone Bad (294 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Untitled (134 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Untitled (52 words)
 
Off-Prompt: In Its Twilight Days, Thunderdome Writes of Manmeat; Muffin Rejoices - Untitled (42 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick - So Many Dicks For EBeef To Eat, But So Little Time (311 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick - Just Beef It. Beef It. Beef Takes a Dick and Eats It (406 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - Flores de las Meurtos (527 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - The Brawler (625 words)
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Week #35: Pictures and Books - Suspended Without Pay (893 words)
Dishonorable Mention
2
Week #36: Polishing Turds - Yard Work 2: The Reworkening (557 words)
3
Week #37: Professional Excellence - The Case of the Elusive Keymasher (1237 words)
4
Week #38: Mandatory Thunderbrawls - There's Nothing You Could Have Done (1057 words)
Honorable Mention
5
Week #39: Lurid & Astounding Tales of Pulp Submissions - The Electrocat Purrs All Night (1227 words)
 
Week #40: Poor Richard's Thundervision - FAILURE
6
Week #41: Get Everybody and the Stuff Together - Bee for Two (996 words)
Winner
7
Week #42: Been Called Worse by Better - It's Hard to Get By Just Upon a Smile (1720 words)
 
Week #43: He's dead, Horatio - *judge*
 
Week #44: Old Testament Studies with Chairchucker - FAILURE
8
Week #45: That Prisoners call the Sky - Manual of a Dream (1167 words)
9
Week #47: The Rule of Three - The Hunger (789 words)
Dishonorable Mention
10
Week #48: Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner - No Reason To (642 words)
Honorable Mention
11
Week #51: We Told You So - Two Enourmous Fat Men Fuck Me (917 words)
12
Week #52: Cyberblaxploitation Anniversary - The Wrench in the Cycle (1013 words)
13
Week #53: The Horrors of History! - Sweet Temptations (1214 words)
Honorable Mention
14
Week #54: Petty Local Politics - Sleeping Dogs Lie (1195 words)
 
Week #55: Weird Trade Schools - *judge*
Honorable Mention
15
Week #56: Keyhole views - Nice Old Lady (777 words)
Honorable Mention
16
Week #57: No characters allowed - The Things They Left Behind (394 words)
17
Week #58: Seeing vs. Seen - The Lady in the Recliner (789 words)
18
Week #59: WRITE ABOUT WHERE YOU CURRENTLY LIVE - Snips and Snails (859 words)
19
Week #60: The Case of the Regrettable Entries - Track 2: Topless Hoes on a Cigarette Boat (962 words)
Winner
20
Week #61: Twisted Traditions - Functional Notation (860 words)
 
Week #62: Thunderdome Against Humanity - *judge*
21
Week #63: Who finds short shorts unbearably depressing? - The Best Day Ever (478 words)
22
Week #64: Dead or Alive - The Mechanopig’s Gift (1022 words)
23
Week #66: Know When to Fold 'Em - Storm (923 words)
Honorable Mention
24
Week #67: Lions and Tigers and Bears - It's All Happening (983 words)
25
Week #69: Good, Giving and Game - The Challenge (732 words)
26
Week #70: "And what did you see, my darling young one?" - In One Hand and the Other (1841 words)
 
Week #71: A way with words - *judge*
Winner
27
Week #72: big as shit - The Legend of Earl Hammerton (826 words)
 
Week #73: My God It's Full of Starfish - *judge*
Honorable Mention
28
Week #74: Y Tu Thunderdome!? - Last Words (1155 words)
29
Week #75: He's Not Quite Dead - neverstop (222 words)
30
Week #76: The Mysteries of the Finite - The Bottom of the Barrel (936 words)
Honorable Mention
31
Week #77: Well gee, that's certainly something - The Sooterkin Affair (897 words)
32
Week #78: Past Glories - I am the Phoenix (577 words)
Honorable Mention
33
Week #79: Periodic Stories of the Elements - Growing Cold Together (860 words)
Honorable Mention
34
Week #80: "Why don't you ask your huge cock?" - My Life in Knots (886 words)
35
Week #82: Captain Thunderdome - A Likeness Captured in Stone (1584 words)
 
Week #83: Comma, Noun, Verb - *judge*
36
Week #84: Who You Gonna Call? - Things That Die (866 words)
Disqualified
37
Week #85: Ground Control to Major Tom - Memoria Mia Faba (1186 words)
38
Week #86: Have You Seen My Trophy? - Sweet Dreams (1099 words)
39
Week #87: Touched by a Thunderdome - Angelic (1191 words)
Honorable Mention
40
Week #88: The Wise Fool - Get What's Coming (943 words)
41
Week #89: We Don't Need No Water, Let The Damn Roof Burn - The High Ground (1197 words)
 
Week #90: Down With the Sickness - *judge*
42
Week #91: OUR FINEST HOUR - Just One More Thing Before I Leave (996 words)
Disqualified
43
Week #92: The Great White Elephant Gift Exchange! - Lovers (862 words)
Honorable Mention
44
Week #93: The wind is rising, so we must try to live - And the stars look very different today (1232 words)
45
Week #95: Inhuman Centipede - Hiding in the Foxhole (750 words)
Redemption
46
Week #96: Free to a good home! - The Midway Solution (1008 words)
Honorable Mention
47
Week #98: Music of the Night - Things Heard in the Woods (1024 words)
Winner
48
Week #99: COME TO YOUR SENSES! - The Guardian (903 words)
49
Week #100: The Black Attache Case - The Collector (1007 words)
 
Week #101: WAR - *judge*
50
Week #103: Pacifist Run - The Ends (1169 words)
Honorable Mention
51
Week #104: THE VERY 'BEST' OF THUNDERDOME - You Are Invisible (8718 words)
52
Week #105: Book One - Let My Whiskey Flow, Chapter 1 (1087 words)
Honorable Mention
53
Week #107: STAY OUT OF THE MARSH - A Castle if She's Willing (1086 words)
54
Week #108: The Dewey Decimal System - The Glass House (1403 words)
55
Week #109: Attack of the Clones - When It Knocks (1119 words)
56
Week #110: cleaning up the streets - A Thunder in the Canyon (1199 words)
57
Week #111: FOLK ALL Y'ALL - The Babe with the Power (1002 words)
58
Week #112: Attack of the Graphophobes - If You Want to Be Happy for the Rest of Your Life (1249 words)
Winner
59
Week #113: OK YOU ASKED FOR IT SUCKERS - Novalust (950 words)
 
Week #114: Missed Catnections - *judge*
60
Week #115: The Eleventh Hour - My First Break (1095 words)
Winner
61
Week #116: Today in Technicolor - Blessed (834 words)
 
Week #117: Tired of your shit - *judge*
62
Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire - A Dirge for Lost Flowers (831 words)
Honorable Mention
63
Week #120: KNOW WHERE THE SUN SETS - Of Boys and Blinds (1482 words)
64
Week #121: Pet Words - For Want of a Bird’s Eye View (1185 words)
Honorable Mention
65
Week #122: Bar-back - excerpts my shame journal (963 words)
66
Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle - Painted Lady (1199 words)
Honorable Mention
67
Week #124: god have mercy - We Are What We Are (1093 words)
Honorable Mention
68
Week #125: Thunderdome is Coming to Town - Treasure Mountain (1507 words)
69
Week #126: Auld Lang Syne - Waves (1204 words)
Winner
70
Week #128: BLACK METAL WEEK - Some Artificial Raspberry Flavoring Comes From the Anal Gland of a Beaver (940 words)
 
Week #129: Those We Loved - *judge*
Honorable Mention
71
Week #130: Twice Told Tales of Magic and Sparkles - The Leftover Girl (1546 words)
Honorable Mention
72
Week #131: At the Crossroads - The Wizard (997 words)
73
Week #132: economy of prompt - Murder Beneath the Mountain (493 words)
Winner
74
Week #134: Run Domer Run - Falling and Falling (1208 words)
 
Week #135: THEY MIGHT BE FULL OF REGRET - *judge*
Honorable Mention
75
Week #136: Famous Last Words - I Don't Feel All Turned On and Starry Eyed (1257 words)
 
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - *judge*
Winner
76
Week #144: Doming Lasha Tumbai - A Probabilistic Route to Happiness (1378 words)
 
Week #145: "You gonna finish that?" - *judge*
77
Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love - The Wrath of Wasp (1547 words)
78
Week #147: The Tragedy of Shakespeare Descending - My New Church (1465 words)
79
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue - The THWUMP (1339 words)
80
Week #153: Gather Your Party - On The Pulse (1182 words)
81
Week #154: Naturally Unnatural - Guillotine-Shaped Holes (1003 words)
82
Week #156: LET'S GET FUCKED UP ON LOVE - The Look Down (840 words)
 
Week #157: BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS - *judge*
83
Week #159: SINNERS ORGY - The Maskless Man (797 words)
Honorable Mention
84
Week #161: Negative Exponents - nos cedamus Amori (1133 words)
85
Week #162: The best of the worst and the worst of the best - Sol Invictus (1074 words)
86
Week #163: YOUR STUPID SHIT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM - Grumpy and the Witch (1259 words)
 
Week #165: Back to School - *judge*
Honorable Mention
87
Week #168: She Stole My Wallet and My Heart - Though throwing a treat into a ventilation shaft doesn’t work for Terry (1364 words)
Winner
88
Week #169: Thunderdome o' Bedlam - Piggie Steps (1290 words)
 
Week #170: Cities & Kaiju - *judge*
Winner
89
Week #171: The Honorable THUNDERDOME CLXXI - Filling Up (1352 words)
 
Week #172: Thunderdome Startup - *judge*
90
Week #173: Pilgrim's Progress - The Hackney Comet (1205 words)
Honorable Mention
91
Week #175: Speels of Magic - Unrequited Love (1400 words)
Honorable Mention
92
Week #176: Florida Man and/or Woman - Dare To Be You (1190 words)
 
Week #177: Sparkly Mermen 2: Electric Merman Boogaloo - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
93
Week #180: Maybe I'm a Maze - Sounds in the Forest Portend Evil Within (1278 words)
94
Week #181: We like bloodsports and we don't care who knows! - La Petite Roche (770 words)
 
Week #183: Sorry Dad, I Was Late To The Riots - *judge*
Honorable Mention
95
Week #184: The 2015teen/Year of the Ram Great White Elephant Prompt Exchange - The Train to Charlotte (1234 words)
Winner
96
Week #185: Music of the Night, Vol. II - Whispers (1387 words)
 
Week #186: Giving away prizes for doing f'd-up things - *judge*
97
Week #187: Lost In Translation - The Unlikeliness of Two Identical Snowflakes (912 words)
Winner
98
Week #190: Three-Course Tale - Loaded Up and Trucked Away (1423 words)
 
Week #191: We Talk Good - *judge*
99
Week #192: Really Entertaining Minific - but not me in (1209 words)
Ock!
100
Week #193: the worst week - I Didn't Start the Fire (1652 words)
 
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers - *judge*
 
Week #207: Bottle Your Rage - *judge*
 
Week #216: Historical Redemption (or: Sin, Lizzie) - *judge*
 
Week #238: Lie to Me - *judge*
 
Week #243: We Are the Heroes of Our Time - FAILURE
Dishonorable Mention
101
Week #244: Unspecified Word Disorder - Hook, Line, and Sinker (620 words)
Redemption
102
Week #245: it's all about me, fuckers - Belonging (677 words)
103
Week #252: Your Cardboard Protagonist Was Here - The Wall of Rejected Classes (1005 words)
 
Week #253: The road to shitty fiction is paved with good intentions - FAILURE
 
Week #255: RAY-LORDS FROM BEYOND GALAXY 9! - FAILURE
104
Week #260: Empty Spaces - Human Sacrifice (736 words)
 
Week #261: You Are Cordially Invited to the Dome of a Thousand Doors - FAILURE
 
Week #271: Reality Doesn't Care What You Think - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
105
Week #274: I Scream, You Scream - Acceptance (1137 words)
Honorable Mention
106
Week #275: Bring on the Lovers, Liars and Clowns - The Man Who Liked Fish (1983 words)
Winner
107
Week #276: Little Man History - The Winter Palace (1189 words)
 
Week #277: Rewrite Mashup - *judge*
108
Week #278: Get Your (Self-Improving) Freak On - The man in the room (994 words)
Honorable Mention
109
Week #279: How to Write a Story - Weird Yoga Pose (1489 words)
 
Week #280: Let’s Play Thunderdome: Entenzahn’s Bad Idea - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
110
Week #285: Tempus Fuckit - The Men Who Lived Forever (1698 words)
111
Week #286: Picturesque Picaresque - Alternates (1553 words)
 
Week #291: You are Such a Loser, Good for You - *judge*
 
Week #293: These Sainted Days of Spring - FAILURE
112
Week #295: DO YOUR WORST! - A Horse Called Bob (1719 words)
 
Week #297: And Now for Something Completely Different - FAILURE
113
Week #299: Aqua Teen Thunder Force - We all make mistakes (1095 words)
Dishonorable Mention
114
Week #302: Invisible Bartertowns - 987 words (1010 words)
 
Week #306: Strange, Familiar Intelligence (corvids vs cephalopods) - FAILURE
Disqualified
115
Week #311: It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools - Please don't ban me :( (719 words)
 
Week #312: Family Motto - *judge*
 
Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
116
Week #325: The Horror is Capitalism - This is my life now (1407 words)
 
Week #326: LET'S MAKE A PLAYLIST! - FAILURE
 
Week #333: A Sparkly Merman Holiday Special - FAILURE
117
Week #336: Best of the Bestiary - Elephant Stone (999 words)
Disqualified
118
Week #337: A Dark and Stormy 2019 - This is dumb (882 words)
Redemption
119
Week #340: Beyond the Murder of the Dolls - Water In, Water Out, Water In and Shaken All About (1131 words)
Honorable Mention
120
Week #349: A Stroll Through the Archives - A Prince on Any Other Day: A Hero's Tale (1105 words)
Honorable Mention
121
Week #350: This is the line of division - In the Tube (1385 words)
122
Week #351: Rat-a-tat-tat, Thunderdome - You didn't see this coming (1113 words)
 
Week #352: Do You Know? 나쁜 글쓰기! - FAILURE
 
Week #354: S'moreDome - *judge*
Honorable Mention
123
Week #355: Top Ten Hundred Words - Book It! then cheese it (992 words)
124
Week #356: THE WAR & ARTHUR C. CLARKE - Magic Use Resistance Education (997 words)
 
Week #365: Leo Season - FAILURE


Brawls: 12, Victories: 9, Defeats: 3, Record: 75%
Victory
1
Brawl #28: Invisible Cities - Cities & Identity (514 words)
Victory
2
Brawl #30: THE SPECTACULAR CRABROCK V. FUMBLEMOUSE V. NIKAER DREKIN DUEL FOR THE HONOR OF NOT BEING DISQUALIFIED - Goalposts (508 words)
Defeat
3
Brawl #38: The Scents of Battle - Ferment (479 words)
Victory
4
Brawl #43: Mermen at Work - Shark Week (1068 words)
Victory
5
Brawl #63: Crab Here Sittingrock Brawl - Mom, (748 words)
Victory
6
Brawl #75: Fightbrawl - Dr. Michael Reid (761 words)
Victory
7
Brawl #150: Brawlbowl II - It Never Rains Indoors (1017 words)
Victory
8
Brawl #226: Jerks of a Bygone Age: Solitair vs. crabrock - Reasons to Burn (807 words)
Victory
9
Brawl #227: Genre Mixing: crabrock vs. Jitzu_the_Monk - We've all done bad things (2137 words)
Victory
10
Brawl #231: Loveless, Deathless Prose: crabrock vs. Tyrannosaurus - balance (311 words)
Defeat
11
Brawl #233: Talk to Me: crabrock vs. SurreptitiousMuffin - Two men on a bridge after dark (609 words)
Defeat
12
Brawl #301: Thranrock Brawlhalla - LATERAL INHIBITION (0 words)