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curlingiron (SA)
Average Words/Story: 873
TD Words Written: 44,502
Brawl Words Written: 9,800
Total Words Written: 54,302
Stories Rated: 5
Wins: 3
Losses: 0
Honorable Mentions: 8
Dishonorable Mentions: 1
Disqualifications: 2

Judgings: 18
Failures: 10
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 7

44 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: For Jay - While It Lasts (156 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fuck - Reach for the Sky, a Haiku (11 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Bees. My God. - Let's Have a Brainstorming Session On the Honey Market (94 words)
 
Off-Prompt: 100-Word Epics - The Duty (100 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Mr. Clean (138 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - SerDeE (24 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - The Good Boy (438 words)
Honorable Mention
1
Week #76: The Mysteries of the Finite - Parting Shot (413 words)
 
Week #78: Past Glories - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
2
Week #79: Periodic Stories of the Elements - No Time Like the Present (654 words)
3
Week #80: "Why don't you ask your huge cock?" - The Sins of Our Fathers (593 words)
4
Week #81: LEGO Stories with Chairchucker - Share and Share Alike (404 words)
5
Week #82: Captain Thunderdome - Jesús Take the Wheel (0 words)
6
Week #84: Who You Gonna Call? - Finding (1008 words)
7
Week #86: Have You Seen My Trophy? - Tranquility (909 words)
 
Week #87: Touched by a Thunderdome - *judge*
Winner
8
Week #89: We Don't Need No Water, Let The Damn Roof Burn - The Last Adventure (1191 words)
 
Week #90: Down With the Sickness - *judge*
9
Week #94: TRULY ALIEN - Eternal Blossom (812 words)
10
Week #95: Inhuman Centipede - Facsimile (709 words)
Honorable Mention
11
Week #98: Music of the Night - Heaven and Hell (942 words)
 
Week #99: COME TO YOUR SENSES! - *judge*
 
Week #102: B-I-N-G-O - FAILURE
12
Week #111: FOLK ALL Y'ALL - Clay and Moonlight (984 words)
 
Week #113: OK YOU ASKED FOR IT SUCKERS - FAILURE
Disqualified
13
Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle - And The Days Go By (842 words)
 
Week #130: Twice Told Tales of Magic and Sparkles - FAILURE
14
Week #135: THEY MIGHT BE FULL OF REGRET - Someone Keeps Moving My Chair (999 words)
 
Week #136: Famous Last Words - *judge*
15
Week #137: A Picture is Worth rand( ) % 1500 words - Deep Blue (1272 words)
 
Week #140: Who do you think you are? - *judge*
 
Week #141: "Three May Keep a Secret, If Two of Them Are Dead" - FAILURE
16
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - Twelve Steps (1302 words)
 
Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love - *judge*
Disqualified
17
Week #148: Gambling Degenerates - Clean Slate (1314 words)
18
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue - The View from the Top (1268 words)
Winner
19
Week #153: Gather Your Party - Heavy Lies the CROWN OF BLOOD (1517 words)
 
Week #154: Naturally Unnatural - *judge*
20
Week #157: BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS - Care and Feeding (1087 words)
21
Week #159: SINNERS ORGY - Soul Food (1059 words)
 
Week #161: Negative Exponents - FAILURE
 
Week #165: Back to School - *judge*
Dishonorable Mention
22
Week #166: Comings and Goings - Life is a Four-Dimensional Vector Moving Towards the Future (577 words)
 
Week #170: Cities & Kaiju - FAILURE
23
Week #179: Strange Logs - Darkest Desires (1405 words)
 
Week #180: Maybe I'm a Maze - *judge*
24
Week #181: We like bloodsports and we don't care who knows! - The Dark that Makes the Stars Shine Brighter (1270 words)
 
Week #182: Domegrassi - *judge*
25
Week #183: Sorry Dad, I Was Late To The Riots - Heart of Stone (1255 words)
26
Week #185: Music of the Night, Vol. II - Night Drive (691 words)
 
Week #191: We Talk Good - FAILURE
27
Week #193: the worst week - Serpent in the Nest (1613 words)
 
Week #195: Inverse World - *judge*
 
Week #197: Stories of Powerful Ambition and Poor Impulse Control - FAILURE
28
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers - Family Time (992 words)
Honorable Mention
29
Week #205: the book of forbidden names - Cutting Room Floor (996 words)
 
Week #209: WHAT DO YOU GET A DOME THAT HAS EVERYTHING?? - *judge*
 
Week #211: Next-Best Friend Week - *judge*
 
Week #220: Enter the Voidmart - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
30
Week #232: I want to crit your blood - Rite of Passage (2111 words)
31
Week #233: IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG - To What End We Know Not (116 words)
Honorable Mention
32
Week #235: 21ST CENTURY MONOLOGUES FOR WOMEN - Damsels & Diplomacy (593 words)
 
Week #254: dog week - *judge*
Honorable Mention
33
Week #271: Reality Doesn't Care What You Think - Whatever Floats Your Boat (1633 words)
34
Week #286: Picturesque Picaresque - Queen of Diamonds (790 words)
Winner
35
Week #288: Standing Outside a Broken TDome With Flash Rules in My Hand - Promise of the Sky (1085 words)
 
Week #289: MARK Z. DANIELEWSKI'S CLUB HOUSE - *judge*
36
Week #295: DO YOUR WORST! - CATMAND AND CONQUER: CAT AND MEOWUSE PART 1: ORIGINS aka THE TAMING OF THE MEW, A LOVE STORy (1056 words)
37
Week #300: Let's Make a Void! - The Void Also Gazes Into You (991 words)
Honorable Mention
38
Week #309: He & She - Maiden Flight (1503 words)
39
Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive - Summer's End (1205 words)
 
Week #317: Power Trippin' - *judge*
40
Week #319: 雷電のコンペティション〜☆ - Ex-Sanguine (1298 words)
41
Week #321: Objectionable Objectification - Carbon Monoxide Detective (535 words)
 
Week #335: Pictures Worth a Thousand Words - *judge*
42
Week #336: Best of the Bestiary - Gestalt (638 words)
 
Week #338: Places of Power - *judge*
43
Week #349: A Stroll Through the Archives - Hunter of Monsters (840 words)
44
Week #350: This is the line of division - Mount and Rider (1069 words)


Brawls: 10, Victories: 5, Defeats: 5, Record: 50%
Defeat
1
Brawl #68: The Beast Within - Chimera (79 words)
Defeat
2
Brawl #149: Brawlbowl I - Assistant Coaching Position (1153 words)
Defeat
3
Brawl #152: TEEN SLASH HORROR BRAWL BLOODBATH SLICK STAB MURDER SHOCK - A Wild Ride Through the Night (1226 words)
Victory
4
Brawl #182: Losing the Plot: curlingiron vs. Titus82 - City Life (595 words)
Victory
5
Brawl #189: Strangled by the Cliche String: curlingiron vs. Entenzahn - Love Letter (988 words)
Defeat
6
Brawl #194: Friendly Fire: curlingiron vs. spectres of autism - Rash Decisions (1389 words)
Victory
7
Brawl #200: Lost in Spaces - Ocean Rider (1473 words)
Victory
8
Brawl #252: Kiwi and Coffee Megabrawl: curlingiron vs. Fumblemouse - A Lost Page (969 words)
Victory
9
Brawl #263: Adrenaline - Sting Like a Bee (519 words)
Defeat
10
Brawl #289: Japan Is Serious Business - Neko Kawaigari (1409 words)