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docbeard (SA)
Average Words/Story: 979
TD Words Written: 64,609
Brawl Words Written: 2,718
Total Words Written: 67,327
Stories Rated: 1
Wins: 4
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 7
Dishonorable Mentions: 2
Disqualifications: 0

Judgings: 8
Failures: 12
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 10

56 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: Another Sunday in Thunderdome - An Anonymous Memo to the People's Pedantic Front (14 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Misdiagnoses - "Just Because You're Paranoid Doesn't Mean They Aren't Coming To Get You" (39 words)
 
Off-Prompt: My Little Metamorphosis - Untitled (59 words)
 
Off-Prompt: April Fools - My Story That I Have Written (72 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Into the Closet - There And Back Again (102 words)
 
Off-Prompt: 100-Word Epics - Today Thou Shalt Be With Me... (99 words)
 
Off-Prompt: 100-Word Epics - Untitled (32 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Just The Doggone Facts, Ma'am (97 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Lizards Stop Pandering (46 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick - Word Bounty, Nothing About Beef Or Dicks At All (250 words)
1
Week #53: The Horrors of History! - Debts (1225 words)
2
Week #54: Petty Local Politics - Harrassment (1210 words)
3
Week #55: Weird Trade Schools - The International Academy Of Practical Mime (1395 words)
Dishonorable Mention
4
Week #56: Keyhole views - Call Me (1004 words)
5
Week #57: No characters allowed - Impermanent Record (574 words)
 
Week #60: The Case of the Regrettable Entries - FAILURE
6
Week #62: Thunderdome Against Humanity - Bite The Hand (684 words)
7
Week #63: Who finds short shorts unbearably depressing? - I Heard You On The Radio Today (780 words)
8
Week #64: Dead or Alive - A World Without Me In It (1003 words)
9
Week #65: Songs We Were Singing - The Day The Music Died (1023 words)
10
Week #66: Know When to Fold 'Em - Went Down To the Crossroads (1080 words)
11
Week #68: Once Upon A Crime - Explosive Results (1407 words)
12
Week #69: Good, Giving and Game - WHAARG (692 words)
Dishonorable Mention
13
Week #70: "And what did you see, my darling young one?" - Nothing But Nothing (632 words)
14
Week #72: big as shit - My Excuse For Not Writing A Story This Week (865 words)
15
Week #75: He's Not Quite Dead - Old Man (1299 words)
16
Week #79: Periodic Stories of the Elements - Miss Annabel Yoder Finishes Her Quilt (1197 words)
 
Week #80: "Why don't you ask your huge cock?" - FAILURE
17
Week #81: LEGO Stories with Chairchucker - Search and Rescue (733 words)
Fanfic
18
Week #83: Comma, Noun, Verb - He Won (778 words)
19
Week #84: Who You Gonna Call? - Spirits Cannot Harm the Living (1000 words)
Honorable Mention
20
Week #85: Ground Control to Major Tom - Triangulation (1213 words)
21
Week #86: Have You Seen My Trophy? - Trading Songs (1104 words)
22
Week #88: The Wise Fool - The Test (800 words)
23
Week #90: Down With the Sickness - Inconsistencies (1050 words)
24
Week #91: OUR FINEST HOUR - Archival (763 words)
 
Week #93: The wind is rising, so we must try to live - FAILURE
25
Week #95: Inhuman Centipede - Half Alive (1448 words)
Winner
26
Week #96: Free to a good home! - Permafrost (1436 words)
 
Week #97: Neither Tarnished Nor Afraid - *judge*
27
Week #98: Music of the Night - The Dancer (1196 words)
28
Week #100: The Black Attache Case - New Friends and Old (996 words)
 
Week #102: B-I-N-G-O - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
29
Week #103: Pacifist Run - A Friend In The System (1195 words)
Winner
30
Week #104: THE VERY 'BEST' OF THUNDERDOME - Why (1498 words)
 
Week #105: Book One - *judge*
Honorable Mention
31
Week #106: VH1 presents: Behind the Goon[sic] - Honor Her (1238 words)
Honorable Mention
32
Week #108: The Dewey Decimal System - Discovery (1389 words)
33
Week #113: OK YOU ASKED FOR IT SUCKERS - Motivation (999 words)
 
Week #115: The Eleventh Hour - *judge*
34
Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire - Last Dance (1201 words)
35
Week #119: Oh! Calamity! - A Light in the Darkness (784 words)
 
Week #120: KNOW WHERE THE SUN SETS - *judge*
Honorable Mention
36
Week #121: Pet Words - Foundling (1179 words)
Honorable Mention
37
Week #124: god have mercy - The Truest Power (1197 words)
 
Week #125: Thunderdome is Coming to Town - FAILURE
38
Week #126: Auld Lang Syne - Good Night, Miss Mason (1207 words)
39
Week #129: Those We Loved - Land of the Dead (1997 words)
40
Week #130: Twice Told Tales of Magic and Sparkles - The Custodian (1303 words)
 
Week #131: At the Crossroads - *judge*
 
Week #133: The Gods of Thunderdome - FAILURE
41
Week #135: THEY MIGHT BE FULL OF REGRET - The War Is Over (982 words)
42
Week #138: Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - Til Chicago (1202 words)
43
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - When Alice Miller Fought City Hall (1289 words)
 
Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love - FAILURE
44
Week #147: The Tragedy of Shakespeare Descending - Appearances (1533 words)
Winner
45
Week #148: Gambling Degenerates - Painted Jezebel (1355 words)
 
Week #149: Thrilling Adventure! - *judge*
46
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue - Human Resources (1251 words)
47
Week #153: Gather Your Party - No Other Way (1510 words)
Winner
48
Week #154: Naturally Unnatural - Eight Down (1010 words)
 
Week #155: IT'S TOO DAMN HOT - *judge*
 
Week #156: LET'S GET FUCKED UP ON LOVE - FAILURE
49
Week #157: BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS - Ain't No Why To It (1138 words)
50
Week #159: SINNERS ORGY - Rainmaker (1196 words)
51
Week #160: Spin the wheel! - Law (997 words)
 
Week #164: I Shouldn't Have Eaten That Souvlaki - FAILURE
52
Week #170: Cities & Kaiju - You Are Alive (1522 words)
53
Week #171: The Honorable THUNDERDOME CLXXI - Church Wedding (1059 words)
 
Week #178: I’m not mad, just disappointed - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
54
Week #180: Maybe I'm a Maze - Clubbing (1452 words)
Loser
55
Week #182: Domegrassi - Outlier (1451 words)
 
Week #185: Music of the Night, Vol. II - FAILURE
56
Week #192: Really Entertaining Minific - Men Over Mission (1078 words)
 
Week #193: the worst week - FAILURE
 
Week #194: Only Mr. God Knows Why - *judge*


Brawls: 2, Victories: 1, Defeats: 1, Record: 50%
Victory
1
Brawl #110: 'Sup Partner - Sentimental Fools (2173 words)
Defeat
2
Brawl #136: Failurebrawl - My Mouth Is Closed (545 words)