flerp (SA) / Broenheim
Average Words/Story: 955
TD Words Written: 173,811
Brawl Words Written: 20,206
Total Words Written: 194,017
Stories Rated: 9
Wins: 9
Losses: 6
Honorable Mentions: 34
Dishonorable Mentions: 12
Disqualifications: 3
Judgings: 25
Failures: 53
TD Words Written: 173,811
Brawl Words Written: 20,206
Total Words Written: 194,017
Stories Rated: 9
Wins: 9
Losses: 6
Honorable Mentions: 34
Dishonorable Mentions: 12
Disqualifications: 3
Judgings: 25
Failures: 53
Total Submissions
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Entries:
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Week #95: Inhuman Centipede
(751 words) A Mammoth of a Problem
FAILURE
Week #96: Free to a good home!
3
Week #97: Neither Tarnished Nor Afraid
(812 words) Small Town Justice
4
Week #98: Music of the Night
(917 words) In the Shadows
FAILURE
Week #105: Book One
FAILURE
Week #115: The Eleventh Hour
10
Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire
(993 words) A Perfect Day
FAILURE
Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle
12
Week #133: The Gods of Thunderdome
(1046 words) Time Heals All Wounds
FAILURE
Week #134: Run Domer Run
13
Week #136: Famous Last Words
(1391 words) Self Portrait
FAILURE
Week #137: A Picture is Worth rand( ) % 1500 words
*judge*
Week #139: Well Fuck Me Then
FAILURE
Week #140: Who do you think you are?
15
(829 words) Watching It All Pass By
16
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT
(1286 words) A Brat's Request
17
Week #143: Smells Like Dome Spirit
(1245 words) Everyone Has Their Demons
18
Week #144: Doming Lasha Tumbai
(1297 words) A Million Things I Wish I Had Done
*judge*
Week #145: "You gonna finish that?"
19
Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love
(1261 words) Every Family Has Its Problems. Ours is Telepathy
21
Week #150: Everything Old is New Again
(1189 words) Maybe Being Crazy Ain't Such a Bad Thing
*judge*
Week #151: Rewriting the Books
22
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue
(1290 words) A Cat-Sized Void in My Heart
*judge*
Week #153: Gather Your Party
23
Week #154: Naturally Unnatural
(996 words) Yarn Dog
*judge*
Week #155: IT'S TOO DAMN HOT
25
*judge*
Week #158: ...LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
26
Week #159: SINNERS ORGY
(1082 words) Sleep, a Song, then Sleep Again
27
Week #160: Spin the wheel!
(1029 words) The Heart of Adventure
*judge*
Week #161: Negative Exponents
28
(847 words) Funerals Are There To Make People Forget
29
Week #163: YOUR STUPID SHIT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
(1223 words) Guardian
30
Week #164: I Shouldn't Have Eaten That Souvlaki
(1192 words) A Cake Rising in the Oven
*judge*
Week #166: Comings and Goings
*judge*
Week #168: She Stole My Wallet and My Heart
34
Week #170: Cities & Kaiju
(1046 words) The Last Death in Deadwood
35
Honorable Mention
Week #171: The Honorable THUNDERDOME CLXXI
(1153 words) When God Sings for You, You Lose Your Voice
36
Week #172: Thunderdome Startup
(831 words) When the Heart Bleeds, It Never Stops
37
Week #173: Pilgrim's Progress
(975 words) The Last Story We Have Together
FAILURE
Week #174: Ladles and Jellyspoons
38
Week #175: Speels of Magic
(1019 words) Drowning
40
Week #177: Sparkly Mermen 2: Electric Merman Boogaloo
(955 words) A Rock Falls to the Bottom if You Don’t Catch It
*judge*
Week #178: I’m not mad, just disappointed
41
Week #179: Strange Logs
(903 words) Snail
42
Week #180: Maybe I'm a Maze
(1032 words) Halfway For Too Long
*judge*
43
Week #182: Domegrassi
45
(1437 words) The Ocean’s Sorry, He Really Is
46
Week #185: Music of the Night, Vol. II
(973 words) The Fate of the Animals
*judge*
Week #186: Giving away prizes for doing f'd-up things
47
Week #187: Lost In Translation
(1081 words) A Talk With the Dead Over a Glass of Cold Water
48
Week #188: Insomniac Olympics
(956 words) story about a dog who can’t fall asleep
52
Week #192: Really Entertaining Minific
(1158 words) The Beat That's In Every Blast
53
Week #193: the worst week
(1510 words) Arms Bent Back Until They Break
55
Week #195: Inverse World
(999 words) No More Lies, For Once
56
Week #196: Molten Copper vs. Thunderdome
(1485 words) It's Not Okay
FAILURE
Week #198: Buddy Stuff
59
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers
(851 words) Spudipus Complex
60
Week #201: Old Russian Joke
(1214 words) The Monster in the Lake and in My Stomach
64
Week #205: the book of forbidden names
(421 words) The Temple of Empty Words
*judge*
Week #206: WHIZZ! Bang! POW! Thunderdome!
FAILURE
Week #207: Bottle Your Rage
66
Week #209: WHAT DO YOU GET A DOME THAT HAS EVERYTHING??
(1184 words) Thoughts in the Forest
67
Week #210: Crit Ketchup Week
(999 words) Going Down the River With You
FAILURE
Week #212: Vice News
69
Week #213: Punked Out
(1253 words) Black Fire
FAILURE
Week #214: THUNDERDOME ALL-STAR TRIBUTE
FAILURE
Week #216: Historical Redemption (or: Sin, Lizzie)
*judge*
Week #218: Duel Nature
FAILURE
Week #219: cos wer goffik
71
Week #220: Enter the Voidmart
(1208 words) I really don't care
*judge*
Week #222: Deliver Us From Bad Prompting
FAILURE
Week #223: Dear Thunderdome
73
Week #224: I Wanna Dome You Like An Animal
(1106 words) The Fable of the Platypus
74
Week #225: Pick A Century
(965 words) Listen to Me, Not the Flames
FAILURE
Week #226: Viking Wisdom
75
Week #227: It was a Dark and Stormy Night....
(1141 words) Pray for Rain
76
Week #228: Unqualified
FAILURE
Week #229: The War, on Christmas
77
Week #230: Slaying the Cursed Yearking
(1144 words) To Punch a Ghost
79
Week #232: I want to crit your blood
(524 words) Somewhere
83
Week #235: 21ST CENTURY MONOLOGUES FOR WOMEN
(426 words) Pretentious Bullshit
85
Week #237: A Way for the Cosmos To Know Itself
(1702 words) Sound
FAILURE
Week #238: Lie to Me
86
Week #239: Stop trying to crit me and crit me!
87
Week #241: From Zero to Hero
(1576 words) Something in the Blood
88
Week #242: Resonance of Words
(963 words) Blood and death and all that fun stuff
90
Week #244: Unspecified Word Disorder
(1112 words) Look, Sometimes It Just Happens, Ok?
91
Week #245: it's all about me, fuckers
FAILURE
Week #246: You Need Satan More Than He Needs You
93
Week #249: Thunderdomers Assemble!
(944 words) The Return of the Merman Hero, Moustache
FAILURE
Week #250: Everything Means Nothing Anymore
94
Week #251: We're Grammarpunk Now
(1262 words) Snacks for Two
95
Week #252: Your Cardboard Protagonist Was Here
(1005 words) Start a Fire, Even if it’s for Yourself
*judge*
Week #254: dog week
*judge*
Week #255: RAY-LORDS FROM BEYOND GALAXY 9!
FAILURE
Week #257: No failures week.
97
Honorable Mention
Week #258: DOUBLE TROUBLE with BAD CAT 1 and BAD CAT 2
(920 words) I didn’t sign up to be married to a tree
FAILURE
Week #259: One, Two, Three
98
Week #260: Empty Spaces
(621 words) To be Less Than a Queen
FAILURE
FAILURE
Week #268: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS
100
Week #271: Reality Doesn't Care What You Think
(943 words) The Heart is an Ancient Organ
101
Week #273: A Wicked Pack of Cards
(770 words) 2/5 Stars, My Dog is Still Dead
102
Honorable Mention
Week #274: I Scream, You Scream
(855 words) Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before
FAILURE
Week #275: Bring on the Lovers, Liars and Clowns
FAILURE
Week #276: Little Man History
104
Week #278: Get Your (Self-Improving) Freak On
(522 words) To be a bird
105
Week #279: How to Write a Story
(696 words) The Fable of the Camel
106
Week #280: Let’s Play Thunderdome: Entenzahn’s Bad Idea
(546 words) Same
107
Week #281: We Wish You a Merman Christmas!
(942 words) It Won't Hurt Him at All
109
Week #283: IF YOU'RE READING THIS IT'S TOO LATE
111
Week #285: Tempus Fuckit
(647 words) This is a holy place
FAILURE
*judge*
FAILURE
Week #296: Challenge, Struggle, Tears & Triumph
FAILURE
Week #302: Invisible Bartertowns
113
Week #303: Things Humanity Was Not Meant To Know
(781 words) A Moment
114
Week #304: Magic of Bronze and Stone
(1076 words) The Legend of Fire
FAILURE
Week #305: "They sell tacos... and Potato Olés!"
FAILURE
Week #307: Unitary Will
FAILURE
Week #315: Ships Passing in the Night
FAILURE
Week #318: two from column A, one from column B
116
Week #321: Objectionable Objectification
(404 words) you are piss
FAILURE
Week #322: HUMANIONABLE HUMANIFICATION
117
(1347 words) The Buried are Waiting
118
Week #336: Best of the Bestiary
(794 words) The World is a Rat
119
Week #338: Places of Power
(1000 words) fortune cookies are bullshit anyways
FAILURE
Week #339: Die Hard
120
Honorable Mention
Week #340: Beyond the Murder of the Dolls
(1194 words) A Rifle Isn't a Maybe Kind of Thing Though
FAILURE
Week #343: What a Horrible Week To Have a Curse
121
Week #344: OBEDIENCE IS ITS OWN REWARD
(816 words) The Moth
122
Week #345: 24/7
(1168 words) If cats don’t go to heaven, then what’s the point?
*judge*
125
Week #349: A Stroll Through the Archives
(1092 words) The Legacy of the Stevens
FAILURE
Week #350: This is the line of division
127
Week #352: Do You Know? 나쁜 글쓰기!
(888 words) The City of Closed Eyes
130
Week #356: THE WAR & ARTHUR C. CLARKE
(716 words) A Chance in Heaven
FAILURE
Week #359: Who we are to one another
132
Week #360: What If Thunderdome, But Too Much
(865 words) Blood
133
Honorable Mention
Week #361: Extremely Creative Nonfiction
(1260 words) Sorry, I'm Not Flying Again
134
Week #363: Face Our Gods and March Backwards Into Hell
(1216 words) what is given
FAILURE
Week #364: GACHADOME
135
Week #366: You Believe in the moon?
(1039 words) Where you were
136
Week #367: Call Me, Ishmael
(1373 words) life fucking sucks so death has to as well
FAILURE
Week #368: Hold On Loosely
FAILURE
Week #372: Pirates!
137
Week #377: Kenophobia
FAILURE
Week #379: ANTS
138
Week #380: sitting here thinks of a prompt
(830 words) Mist
*judge*
Week #382: turn on your monitor
FAILURE
Week #385: Getting a Reaction
141
Week #387: Losers Gotta Stay Positive
(888 words) Up There
FAILURE
Week #388: Fantastic Mr Cockroach
*judge*
Week #389: BRRRRR-omancer
FAILURE
Week #391: You Are the Disease, Thunderdome is the Cure
FAILURE
Week #398: at the end of the tunnel
FAILURE
Week #400: If you lived here, you'd be Void by now!
*judge*
Week #403: Fight Night, Round 2
143
Week #404: Circus Train
(1110 words) cant we just be more different
FAILURE
Week #406: Golem & Gaultier Week
*judge*
144
Week #408: WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE
(1025 words) Little Piece
FAILURE
Week #412: ACTIVATE YOUR UNCONSCIOUS MIND
*judge*
Week #414: in from the field
146
Week #428: Objects may be smaller than they appear
(453 words) What We Can Do
147
Week #430: Long Live the King!
(955 words) could you, if you really had to
148
Week #431: Canterbury Tales: Blood Throne Edition
(906 words) The Divergent Monk’s Tale: Change
149
Week #432: The Space 70's
151
Week #435: 69 Love Stories
154
Winner
*judge*
Week #439: new year new me same blunderdome
156
Week #441: OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER
(895 words) Empty
157
Honorable Mention
Week #442: I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
(676 words) just a few more minutes like this
160
Week #446: My Dinner With Andre
(708 words) so we keep on burning
Interprompts:
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Interprompt #0: Miscellaneous
(851 words) Cyberpunks are Stupid
2
Interprompt #1: Flash Fiction 101 with Professor Seafood
(592 words) The Summoning of the Great God Derek
3
Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(100 words) This Cold-Hearted Generation
4
Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(85 words) FJGJ
5
Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(95 words) the pirate who fell in love with vice versa
6
Interprompt #15: THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN FANTASTIC
(94 words) "Things Will Never Be The Same"
7
Interprompt #19: The Sauropod In The Room
(146 words) First Day of School
8
Interprompt #21: And then a skeleton popped out
(91 words) Literally a creepy pasta
9
Interprompt #26: Bees. My God.
(96 words) Just Don't Piss Us Off
10
Interprompt #29: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE
(144 words) Grimdarkness of Skulls and Blood and Gore
11
Interprompt #31: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fuck
(33 words) really i think gigantism is overcompensation
12
Interprompt #36: For Jay
(468 words) The Legend of Don Quixote de la Mancha
Brawls: 21, Victories: 6, Defeats: 15, Record: 29%
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Brawl #90: Around the World Brawl
(1711 words) The Blood of an Emperor
4
Brawl #121: Go the fuck to sleep
(901 words) Black Cherries
5
Brawl #139: The House Always Wins
(783 words) Bird's Story
7
Brawl #144: The Secret Policeman's Brawl
(793 words) The Doppelganger's True Face
8
Brawl #150: Brawlbowl II
(1112 words) Keep Your Eye on the Ball
9
Brawl #154: All Your Brawl Are Belong to Us
(717 words) Hey Refs, You’d Forget Your Glasses?
10
Brawl #162: Doming With the Devil
(1800 words) Personal Hell
11
Brawl #164: Rad Bromance
(959 words) Something's Waiting For Us
12
Brawl #166: Cry Like You Mean It
(758 words) All Eyes Looking Away
13
Brawl #169: The Autismal Flerpings of Yesteryear
(765 words) Potatoes Aren’t Like Gold at All
14
Winner
16
Brawl #203: Brawlsterfuck
(1750 words) The Dream Maker
17
Brawl #243: flerp derp brawl
(664 words) Guardian Angel
18
Brawl #245: First and Last
(439 words) Untitled
20
Brawl #284: Obscure Sorrows
(684 words) same but unironically
21
Brawl #305: Cleaning Never Changes
(1113 words) Ghosts