flerp (SA) / Broenheim
Average Words/Story: 963
TD Words Written: 208,028
Brawl Words Written: 20,531
Total Words Written: 228,559
Stories Rated: 10
Wins: 12
Losses: 6
Honorable Mentions: 41
Dishonorable Mentions: 12
Disqualifications: 5
Judgings: 30
Failures: 59
TD Words Written: 208,028
Brawl Words Written: 20,531
Total Words Written: 228,559
Stories Rated: 10
Wins: 12
Losses: 6
Honorable Mentions: 41
Dishonorable Mentions: 12
Disqualifications: 5
Judgings: 30
Failures: 59
Total Submissions
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Entries:
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Week #95: Inhuman Centipede
(751 words) A Mammoth of a Problem
FAILURE
Week #96: Free to a good home!
3
Week #97: Neither Tarnished Nor Afraid
(812 words) Small Town Justice
4
Week #98: Music of the Night
(917 words) In the Shadows
FAILURE
Week #105: Book One
FAILURE
Week #115: The Eleventh Hour
10
Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire
(993 words) A Perfect Day
FAILURE
Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle
12
Week #133: The Gods of Thunderdome
(1046 words) Time Heals All Wounds
FAILURE
Week #134: Run Domer Run
13
Week #136: Famous Last Words
(1391 words) Self Portrait
FAILURE
Week #137: A Picture is Worth rand( ) % 1500 words
*judge*
Week #139: Well Fuck Me Then
FAILURE
Week #140: Who do you think you are?
15
(829 words) Watching It All Pass By
16
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT
(1286 words) A Brat's Request
17
Week #143: Smells Like Dome Spirit
(1245 words) Everyone Has Their Demons
18
Week #144: Doming Lasha Tumbai
(1297 words) A Million Things I Wish I Had Done
*judge*
Week #145: You gonna finish that?
19
Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love
(1261 words) Every Family Has Its Problems. Ours is Telepathy
21
Week #150: Everything Old is New Again
(1189 words) Maybe Being Crazy Ain't Such a Bad Thing
*judge*
Week #151: Rewriting the Books
22
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue
(1290 words) A Cat-Sized Void in My Heart
*judge*
Week #153: Gather Your Party
23
Week #154: Naturally Unnatural
(996 words) Yarn Dog
*judge*
Week #155: IT'S TOO DAMN HOT
25
*judge*
Week #158: ...LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
26
Week #159: SINNERS ORGY
(1082 words) Sleep, a Song, then Sleep Again
27
Week #160: Spin the wheel!
(1029 words) The Heart of Adventure
*judge*
Week #161: Negative Exponents
28
(847 words) Funerals Are There To Make People Forget
29
Week #163: YOUR STUPID SHIT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
(1223 words) Guardian
30
Week #164: I Shouldn't Have Eaten That Souvlaki
(1192 words) A Cake Rising in the Oven
*judge*
Week #166: Comings and Goings
*judge*
Week #168: She Stole My Wallet and My Heart
Redemption
Week #169: Thunderdome o' Bedlam
(492 words) The Not-So-Kind Merman
33
Week #170: Cities & Kaiju
(1046 words) The Last Death in Deadwood
34
Honorable Mention
Week #171: The Honorable THUNDERDOME CLXXI
(1153 words) When God Sings for You, You Lose Your Voice
35
Week #172: Thunderdome Startup
(831 words) When the Heart Bleeds, It Never Stops
36
Week #173: Pilgrim's Progress
(975 words) The Last Story We Have Together
FAILURE
Week #174: Ladles and Jellyspoons
37
Week #175: Speels of Magic
(1019 words) Drowning
39
Week #177: Sparkly Mermen 2: Electric Merman Boogaloo
(955 words) A Rock Falls to the Bottom if You Don’t Catch It
*judge*
Week #178: I’m not mad, just disappointed
40
Week #179: Strange Logs
(903 words) Snail
41
Week #180: Maybe I'm a Maze
(1032 words) Halfway For Too Long
*judge*
42
Week #182: Domegrassi
Name Change to flerp
44
(1437 words) The Ocean’s Sorry, He Really Is
45
Week #185: Music of the Night, Vol. II
(973 words) The Fate of the Animals
*judge*
Week #186: Giving away prizes for doing f'd-up things
46
Week #187: Lost In Translation
(1081 words) A Talk With the Dead Over a Glass of Cold Water
47
Week #188: Insomniac Olympics
(956 words) story about a dog who can’t fall asleep
51
Week #192: Really Entertaining Minific
(1158 words) The Beat That's In Every Blast
52
Week #193: the worst week
(1510 words) Arms Bent Back Until They Break
Redemption
Week #194: Only Mr. God Knows Why
(805 words) The Mysterious, Mustachioed Merman
53
Week #195: Inverse World
(999 words) No More Lies, For Once
54
Week #196: Molten Copper vs. Thunderdome
(1485 words) It's Not Okay
FAILURE
Week #198: Buddy Stuff
57
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers
(851 words) Spudipus Complex
58
Week #201: Old Russian Joke
(1214 words) The Monster in the Lake and in My Stomach
62
Week #205: the book of forbidden names
(421 words) The Temple of Empty Words
*judge*
Week #206: WHIZZ! Bang! POW! Thunderdome!
FAILURE
Week #207: Bottle Your Rage
64
Week #209: WHAT DO YOU GET A DOME THAT HAS EVERYTHING??
(1184 words) Thoughts in the Forest
65
Week #210: Crit Ketchup Week
(999 words) Going Down the River With You
FAILURE
Week #212: Vice News
67
Week #213: Punked Out
(1253 words) Black Fire
FAILURE
Week #214: THUNDERDOME ALL-STAR TRIBUTE
FAILURE
Week #216: Historical Redemption (or: Sin, Lizzie)
*judge*
Week #218: Duel Nature
FAILURE
Week #219: cos wer goffik
69
Week #220: Enter the Voidmart
(1208 words) I really don't care
*judge*
Week #222: Deliver Us From Bad Prompting
FAILURE
Week #223: Dear Thunderdome
71
Week #224: I Wanna Dome You Like An Animal
(1106 words) The Fable of the Platypus
72
Week #225: Pick A Century
(965 words) Listen to Me, Not the Flames
FAILURE
Week #226: Viking Wisdom
73
Week #227: It was a Dark and Stormy Night....
(1141 words) Pray for Rain
74
Week #228: Unqualified
FAILURE
Week #229: The War, on Christmas
75
Week #230: Slaying the Cursed Yearking
(1144 words) To Punch a Ghost
77
Week #232: I want to crit your blood
(524 words) Somewhere
81
Week #235: 21ST CENTURY MONOLOGUES FOR WOMEN
(426 words) Pretentious Bullshit
83
Week #237: A Way for the Cosmos To Know Itself
(1702 words) Sound
FAILURE
Week #238: Lie to Me
84
Week #239: Stop trying to crit me and crit me!
85
Week #241: From Zero to Hero
(1576 words) Something in the Blood
86
Week #242: Resonance of Words
(963 words) Blood and death and all that fun stuff
Redemption
Week #243: We Are the Heroes of Our Time
87
Week #244: Unspecified Word Disorder
(1112 words) Look, Sometimes It Just Happens, Ok?
88
Week #245: it's all about me, fuckers
FAILURE
Week #246: You Need Satan More Than He Needs You
90
Week #249: Thunderdomers Assemble!
(944 words) The Return of the Merman Hero, Moustache
FAILURE
Week #250: Everything Means Nothing Anymore
91
Week #251: We're Grammarpunk Now
(1262 words) Snacks for Two
92
Week #252: Your Cardboard Protagonist Was Here
(1005 words) Start a Fire, Even if it’s for Yourself
*judge*
Week #254: dog week
*judge*
Week #255: RAY-LORDS FROM BEYOND GALAXY 9!
FAILURE
Week #257: No failures week.
94
Honorable Mention
Week #258: DOUBLE TROUBLE with BAD CAT 1 and BAD CAT 2
(920 words) I didn’t sign up to be married to a tree
FAILURE
Week #259: One, Two, Three
95
Week #260: Empty Spaces
(621 words) To be Less Than a Queen
FAILURE
FAILURE
Week #268: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS
97
Week #271: Reality Doesn't Care What You Think
(943 words) The Heart is an Ancient Organ
98
Week #273: A Wicked Pack of Cards
(770 words) 2/5 Stars, My Dog is Still Dead
99
Honorable Mention
Week #274: I Scream, You Scream
(855 words) Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before
FAILURE
Week #275: Bring on the Lovers, Liars and Clowns
FAILURE
Week #276: Little Man History
101
Week #278: Get Your (Self-Improving) Freak On
(522 words) To be a bird
102
Week #279: How to Write a Story
(696 words) The Fable of the Camel
103
Week #280: Let’s Play Thunderdome: Entenzahn’s Bad Idea
(546 words) Same
104
Week #281: We Wish You a Merman Christmas!
(942 words) It Won't Hurt Him at All
106
Week #283: IF YOU'RE READING THIS IT'S TOO LATE
108
Week #285: Tempus Fuckit
(647 words) This is a holy place
FAILURE
*judge*
FAILURE
Week #296: Challenge, Struggle, Tears & Triumph
FAILURE
Week #302: Invisible Bartertowns
110
Week #303: Things Humanity Was Not Meant To Know
(781 words) A Moment
111
Week #304: Magic of Bronze and Stone
(1076 words) The Legend of Fire
FAILURE
Week #305: "They sell tacos... and Potato Olés!"
FAILURE
Week #307: Unitary Will
FAILURE
Week #315: Ships Passing in the Night
FAILURE
Week #318: two from column A, one from column B
113
Week #321: Objectionable Objectification
(404 words) you are piss
FAILURE
Week #322: HUMANIONABLE HUMANIFICATION
114
(1347 words) The Buried are Waiting
115
Week #336: Best of the Bestiary
(794 words) The World is a Rat
116
Week #338: Places of Power
(1000 words) fortune cookies are bullshit anyways
FAILURE
Week #339: Die Hard
117
Honorable Mention
Week #340: Beyond the Murder of the Dolls
(1194 words) A Rifle Isn't a Maybe Kind of Thing Though
FAILURE
Week #343: What a Horrible Week To Have a Curse
118
Week #344: OBEDIENCE IS ITS OWN REWARD
(816 words) The Moth
119
Week #345: 24/7
(1168 words) If cats don’t go to heaven, then what’s the point?
*judge*
122
Week #349: A Stroll Through the Archives
(1092 words) The Legacy of the Stevens
FAILURE
Week #350: This is the line of division
124
Week #352: Do You Know? 나쁜 글쓰기!
(888 words) The City of Closed Eyes
127
Week #356: THE WAR & ARTHUR C. CLARKE
(716 words) A Chance in Heaven
FAILURE
Week #359: Who we are to one another
129
Week #360: What If Thunderdome, But Too Much
(865 words) Blood
130
Honorable Mention
Week #361: Extremely Creative Nonfiction
(1260 words) Sorry, I'm Not Flying Again
131
Week #363: Face Our Gods and March Backwards Into Hell
(1216 words) what is given
FAILURE
Week #364: GACHADOME
132
Week #366: You Believe in the moon?
(1039 words) Where you were
133
Week #367: Call Me, Ishmael
(1373 words) life fucking sucks so death has to as well
FAILURE
Week #368: Hold On Loosely
FAILURE
Week #372: Pirates!
134
Week #377: Kenophobia
FAILURE
Week #379: ANTS
135
Week #380: sitting here thinks of a prompt
(830 words) Mist
*judge*
Week #382: turn on your monitor
FAILURE
Week #385: Getting a Reaction
138
Week #387: Losers Gotta Stay Positive
(888 words) Up There
FAILURE
Week #388: Fantastic Mr Cockroach
*judge*
Week #389: BRRRRR-omancer
FAILURE
Week #391: You Are the Disease, Thunderdome is the Cure
FAILURE
Week #398: at the end of the tunnel
FAILURE
Week #400: If you lived here, you'd be Void by now!
*judge*
Week #403: Fight Night, Round 2
140
Week #404: Circus Train
(1110 words) cant we just be more different
FAILURE
Week #406: Golem & Gaultier Week
*judge*
141
Week #408: WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE
(1025 words) Little Piece
FAILURE
Week #412: ACTIVATE YOUR UNCONSCIOUS MIND
*judge*
Week #414: in from the field
143
Week #428: Objects may be smaller than they appear
(453 words) What We Can Do
144
Week #430: Long Live the King!
(955 words) could you, if you really had to
145
Week #431: Canterbury Tales: Blood Throne Edition
(906 words) The Divergent Monk’s Tale: Change
146
Week #432: The Space 70's
148
Week #435: 69 Love Stories
151
Winner
*judge*
Week #439: new year new me same blunderdome
153
Week #441: OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER
(895 words) Empty
154
Honorable Mention
Week #442: I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
(676 words) just a few more minutes like this
157
Week #446: My Dinner With Andre
(708 words) so we keep on burning
*judge*
Week #449: Dysfunctional r/elationships
160
Week #451: Borges Week
(997 words) How a Transformer Fanfiction Made Me Gay
FAILURE
Week #452: Dragon Week 2: The Dragoning
161
Honorable Mention
Week #454: The Great Goon Walkabout
(832 words) Flowers at the End of the World
162
Honorable Mention
Week #457: The Frontier Was Everywhere
(1504 words) If I could give you these stars...
163
Week #458: Punked Out 2: Do You Feel Lucky
(1265 words) the future is closer than you think
*judge*
Week #459: Picaresqueties
164
Week #461: Seasons Change, Thunderdome Stays the Same
(864 words) The End of Summer
165
(959 words) the dragon of death pets a dog
*judge*
167
Week #470: Thunderdorkroom
(918 words) The Hurt
168
Honorable Mention
Week #471: They called it... Judgment Dome...
(1149 words) The Uncertainty Principle
169
*judge*
Week #484: screw the rules, i have thunderdome
171
173
Week #488: TDTCG
(22 words) A GOD AMONG NERDS
FAILURE
Week #489: I Can Fix Him
174
Week #490: Thanks, Stith Thompson
(797 words) Lessons
FAILURE
Week #491: BAD LINES IN THE BLEAK MIDWINTER
175
Week #492: NO HUMANS ALLOWED
(873 words) Songs at the End
176
Week #493: Hope is Absurd
(827 words) To the Reclaimers
179
Week #496: People Are Still the Same
(1239 words) Bodies
*judge*
Week #498: How the Prompt is Chosen
181
Week #500: 500DRED WEEKS OF THUNDERDOME
(483 words) chekov's box of markers
182
184
Week #506: Surrealism
(891 words) Your Body Changes in Strange Ways
185
Week #508: Spirits are Everywhere
Redemption
Week #509: Do Dinosaurs Dream of Proto-Sheep?
(560 words) it’s nothing to be scared of
FAILURE
Week #511: Wilco Week
FAILURE
Week #514: lADies and lADdies
187
Week #516: An Age Undreamed Of
(1502 words) Gods at the Edge
188
Week #517: Working hard or hardly working?
FAILURE
189
Week #522: THUNDERDOME 10TH BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA
(793 words) Dumb Ass
190
Week #522: THUNDERDOME 10TH BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA
(1113 words) I saw an eagle cry!!!
191
Week #522: THUNDERDOME 10TH BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA
(211 words) Let us choke on ash
Interprompts:
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Interprompt #0: Miscellaneous
(851 words) Cyberpunks are Stupid
2
Interprompt #1: Flash Fiction 101 with Professor Seafood
(592 words) The Summoning of the Great God Derek
3
Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(100 words) This Cold-Hearted Generation
4
Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(85 words) FJGJ
5
Interprompt #5: Interprompt Assortment
(95 words) the pirate who fell in love with vice versa
6
Interprompt #15: THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN FANTASTIC
(94 words) "Things Will Never Be The Same"
7
Interprompt #19: The Sauropod In The Room
(146 words) First Day of School
8
Interprompt #21: And then a skeleton popped out
(91 words) Literally a creepy pasta
9
Interprompt #26: Bees. My God.
(96 words) Just Don't Piss Us Off
10
Interprompt #29: GRIMDARKNESS OF SKULLS AND BLOOD AND GORE
(144 words) Grimdarkness of Skulls and Blood and Gore
11
Interprompt #31: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fuck
(33 words) really i think gigantism is overcompensation
12
Interprompt #36: For Jay
(468 words) The Legend of Don Quixote de la Mancha
Brawls: 22, Victories: 6, Defeats: 16, Record: 27%
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Brawl #90: Around the World Brawl
(1711 words) The Blood of an Emperor
4
Brawl #121: Go the fuck to sleep
(901 words) Black Cherries
5
Brawl #139: The House Always Wins
(783 words) Bird's Story
7
Brawl #144: The Secret Policeman's Brawl
(793 words) The Doppelganger's True Face
8
Brawl #150: Brawlbowl II
(1112 words) Keep Your Eye on the Ball
9
Brawl #154: All Your Brawl Are Belong to Us
(717 words) Hey Refs, You’d Forget Your Glasses?
10
Brawl #162: Doming With the Devil
(1800 words) Personal Hell
11
Brawl #164: Rad Bromance
(959 words) Something's Waiting For Us
12
Brawl #166: Cry Like You Mean It
(758 words) All Eyes Looking Away
13
Brawl #169: The Autismal Flerpings of Yesteryear
(765 words) Potatoes Aren’t Like Gold at All
14
Winner
16
Brawl #203: Brawlsterfuck
(1750 words) The Dream Maker
17
Brawl #243: flerp derp brawl
(664 words) Guardian Angel
18
Brawl #245: First and Last
(439 words) Untitled
20
Brawl #284: Obscure Sorrows
(684 words) same but unironically
21
Brawl #305: Cleaning Never Changes
(1113 words) Ghosts
22
Brawl #363: Gang Brawl Round 2: Infinitely Late at Night
(325 words) Turn the Lights On