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newtestleper (SA)
Average Words/Story: 938
TD Words Written: 44,064
Brawl Words Written: 4,804
Total Words Written: 48,868
Stories Rated: 66
Wins: 2
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 5
Dishonorable Mentions: 5
Disqualifications: 0

Judgings: 10
Failures: 26
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 3

44 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: Growing Pains - Big Business (196 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Misdiagnoses - Untitled (181 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - God Bless Us, Every One! (252 words)
1
Week #109: Attack of the Clones - Daddy Issues (730 words)
2
Week #110: cleaning up the streets - Grace is Gone (1200 words)
3
Week #111: FOLK ALL Y'ALL - Mare Erythaeum (997 words)
Dishonorable Mention
4
Week #116: Today in Technicolor - Golf on the Edge (897 words)
 
Week #117: Tired of your shit - FAILURE
5
Week #118: If on a Winter's Night a Fire - Overconfidence (792 words)
Honorable Mention
6
Week #120: KNOW WHERE THE SUN SETS - A Natural Cricketer (1402 words)
7
Week #121: Pet Words - Ronnie's Mum. (959 words)
8
Week #122: Bar-back - Assassins Ledger (997 words)
9
Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle - Cocoon (1008 words)
10
Week #124: god have mercy - The Hawke Brothers #29 - Peril in the Old Museum (1192 words)
 
Week #127: DOMIN' ALL OVER THE WORLD - FAILURE
Dishonorable Mention
11
Week #128: BLACK METAL WEEK - Revenge of the Crimson King (998 words)
 
Week #129: Those We Loved - *judge*
12
Week #130: Twice Told Tales of Magic and Sparkles - The Wild Man and the Scepter (850 words)
13
Week #131: At the Crossroads - But wait, there's more! (949 words)
14
Week #132: economy of prompt - Dirty Lucre (483 words)
15
Week #133: The Gods of Thunderdome - When Gods Forget (892 words)
 
Week #134: Run Domer Run - FAILURE
16
Week #135: THEY MIGHT BE FULL OF REGRET - A Planet for Ana - A Picture Book (916 words)
Winner
17
Week #136: Famous Last Words - The Death of Marat (1002 words)
 
Week #137: A Picture is Worth rand( ) % 1500 words - *judge*
 
Week #139: Well Fuck Me Then - FAILURE
18
Week #140: Who do you think you are? - The Truth Above All (1497 words)
 
Week #141: "Three May Keep a Secret, If Two of Them Are Dead" - *judge*
 
Week #141: "Three May Keep a Secret, If Two of Them Are Dead" - FAILURE
19
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - Old Soldiers (940 words)
 
Week #144: Doming Lasha Tumbai - FAILURE
20
Week #145: "You gonna finish that?" - Untitled Opening (453 words)
Dishonorable Mention
21
Week #145: "You gonna finish that?" - Work Experience (510 words)
Honorable Mention
22
Week #146: The Ones You Hate to Love - Whites and Reds (1203 words)
 
Week #147: The Tragedy of Shakespeare Descending - FAILURE
23
Week #149: Thrilling Adventure! - Stockholm East Africa (1311 words)
24
Week #150: Everything Old is New Again - Makeup (1204 words)
 
Week #151: Rewriting the Books - *judge*
Honorable Mention
25
Week #152: Rhymes with Red, White, and Blue - Neddy and Roger Hunt a Giant Spider in the Voidmart™ Rare Meat Vault (1308 words)
26
Week #156: LET'S GET FUCKED UP ON LOVE - Emmy's Algorithm (991 words)
27
Week #157: BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS - Calculated Consciousness (904 words)
 
Week #159: SINNERS ORGY - *judge*
 
Week #160: Spin the wheel! - FAILURE
28
Week #162: The best of the worst and the worst of the best - Predator Squared (1508 words)
 
Week #163: YOUR STUPID SHIT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM - FAILURE
Loser
29
Week #167: Black Sunshine - The Reddleman on the Barrow (848 words)
30
Week #168: She Stole My Wallet and My Heart - Chase in the Lisbon Hilton (1609 words)
31
Week #169: Thunderdome o' Bedlam - Mile End (586 words)
 
Week #170: Cities & Kaiju - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
32
Week #172: Thunderdome Startup - User Reviews - Ghostview Plus (872 words)
33
Week #173: Pilgrim's Progress - Sea Serpents (1050 words)
 
Week #179: Strange Logs - FAILURE
34
Week #181: We like bloodsports and we don't care who knows! - Business Casual (1211 words)
 
Week #182: Domegrassi - FAILURE
 
Week #184: The 2015teen/Year of the Ram Great White Elephant Prompt Exchange - *judge*
 
Week #185: Music of the Night, Vol. II - FAILURE
35
Week #186: Giving away prizes for doing f'd-up things - Otara Millionhairs Club (892 words)
36
Week #187: Lost In Translation - In the Old Slow Water (487 words)
 
Week #189: knight time - FAILURE
37
Week #190: Three-Course Tale - Punakaiki - the Value of Staying Silent (1332 words)
 
Week #191: We Talk Good - FAILURE
 
Week #192: Really Entertaining Minific - *judge*
38
Week #193: the worst week - Standing Water. (340 words)
 
Week #194: Only Mr. God Knows Why - FAILURE
39
Week #196: Molten Copper vs. Thunderdome - Animal Welfare (775 words)
 
Week #197: Stories of Powerful Ambition and Poor Impulse Control - FAILURE
 
Week #199: EVERYBODY KNOWS SHIT'S FUCKED - FAILURE
 
Week #200: Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers - FAILURE
 
Week #210: Crit Ketchup Week - FAILURE
 
Week #219: cos wer goffik - FAILURE
Winner
40
Week #220: Enter the Voidmart - Lost and Found (2009 words)
 
Week #221: The Escape of the Bad Words. - *judge*
 
Week #222: Deliver Us From Bad Prompting - FAILURE
 
Week #227: It was a Dark and Stormy Night.... - *judge*
41
Week #232: I want to crit your blood - UNSAFE (1305 words)
Honorable Mention
42
Week #235: 21ST CENTURY MONOLOGUES FOR WOMEN - Admit that this problem can't be solved with a spreadsheet. (689 words)
Dishonorable Mention
43
Week #237: A Way for the Cosmos To Know Itself - Landings (881 words)
 
Week #238: Lie to Me - *judge*
 
Week #245: it's all about me, fuckers - FAILURE
Dishonorable Mention
44
Week #292: Ancient History - Count your nuggets before they’re dipped (456 words)
 
Week #293: These Sainted Days of Spring - FAILURE
 
Week #300: Let's Make a Void! - FAILURE
 
Week #313: (Were-creatures and) Vampires are Alive - FAILURE


Brawls: 9, Victories: 4, Defeats: 5, Record: 44%
Defeat
1
Brawl #110: 'Sup Partner - Half of a London Story (1746 words)
Defeat
2
Brawl #145: Judgebrawl - Pressure (252 words)
Defeat
3
Brawl #155: Kiwibrawl - Today is as Good a Day as Any, to Drown (506 words)
Victory
4
Brawl #171: Genesis - Ray-Gun Reboot, Issue #1 (513 words)
Victory
5
Brawl #179: Losing the Plot: sebmojo vs. newtestleper - Paper Weight (175 words)
Defeat
6
Brawl #188: Kids These Days - FORFEIT (0 words)
Victory
7
Brawl #190: Strangled by the Cliche String: newtestleper vs. dmboogie - Engagement (613 words)
Defeat
8
Brawl #195: Friendly Fire: newtestleper vs. Thranguy vs. Sitting Here - FORFEIT (0 words)
Victory
9
Brawl #249: Kiwi and Coffee Megabrawl: Nethilia vs. newtestleper - Dead Letters (999 words)