sebmojo (SA) / dreadmojo
Average Words/Story: 815
TD Words Written: 150,867
Brawl Words Written: 50,376
Total Words Written: 201,243
Stories Rated: 27
Wins: 19
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 37
Dishonorable Mentions: 9
Disqualifications: 10

Judgings: 90
Failures: 39

174 Total Submissions
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Week #4: *judge* last man on the moon
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Week #10: *judge* THE DARK LORD'S CORNFLAKES
Week #11: *judge* Betrayal, by Zdzislaw Beksiñski
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Week #12: Hateful Protagonist
(392 words) Serial
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Week #19: *judge* How Deep Is My Fuckin' Love
Week #20: *judge* Face Your Destiny
Week #23: *judge* DIE FOR YOUR POETRY
Week #24: FAILURE Keyboard Kings
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Week #27: *judge* There is only PAIN
Week #27: FAILURE There is only PAIN
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Week #28: Show me the love!
(659 words) Chandrasekhar
Week #30: *judge* We're 30 / Time to get dirty / LET US FUCK
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Week #32: *judge* Playing Angry Birds on a Derailing Train
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Week #33: The Ides of Marx
(268 words) Birdsong
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Week #37: Professional Excellence
(1159 words) Doing our bit
Week #38: FAILURE Mandatory Thunderbrawls
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Week #41: FAILURE Get Everybody and the Stuff Together
Week #42: FAILURE Been Called Worse by Better
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Week #43: He's dead, Horatio
(1035 words) Rules of Combustion
Week #45: *judge* That Prisoners call the Sky
Week #47: FAILURE The Rule of Three
Week #48: *judge* Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner
Week #49: FAILURE You Have Chosen...Poorly
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Week #50: Fifty Shades of Thunderdome
(820 words) Hothouse
Week #51: FAILURE We Told You So
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Week #53: *judge* The Horrors of History!
Week #56: *judge* Keyhole views
Week #57: *judge* No characters allowed
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Week #60: FAILURE The Case of the Regrettable Entries
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Week #63: *judge* Who finds short shorts unbearably depressing?
Week #64: *judge* Dead or Alive
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Week #66: Know When to Fold 'Em
(430 words) Mateship
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Week #68: *judge* Once Upon A Crime
Week #69: FAILURE Good, Giving and Game
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Week #74: Y Tu Thunderdome!?
(1104 words) Besties
Week #76: *judge* The Mysteries of the Finite
Week #77: FAILURE Well gee, that's certainly something
Week #79: *judge* Periodic Stories of the Elements
Week #82: *judge* Captain Thunderdome
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Week #86: *judge* Have You Seen My Trophy?
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Week #88: *judge* The Wise Fool
Week #89: *judge* We Don't Need No Water, Let The Damn Roof Burn
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Week #94: FAILURE TRULY ALIEN
Week #95: *judge* Inhuman Centipede
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Week #98: FAILURE Music of the Night
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Week #101: WAR
(1343 words) Husband-hunting in wartime
Week #102: *judge* B-I-N-G-O
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Week #107: *judge* STAY OUT OF THE MARSH
Week #110: *judge* cleaning up the streets
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Week #115: FAILURE The Eleventh Hour
Week #118: *judge* If on a Winter's Night a Fire
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Week #121: Pet Words
(864 words) Heroes and Villains
Week #122: *judge* Bar-back
Week #123: FAILURE Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle
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Week #124: god have mercy
(1227 words) Iron and Glass
Week #128: *judge* BLACK METAL WEEK
60
 
Week #129: Those We Loved
(1465 words) Dandelion
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Week #131: At the Crossroads
(814 words) City of Delirium
64
 
Week #134: Run Domer Run
(1128 words) All in
Week #135: *judge* THEY MIGHT BE FULL OF REGRET
Week #140: FAILURE Who do you think you are?
Week #142: *judge* BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT
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Week #145: "You gonna finish that?"
(536 words) Bobbins
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Week #156: LET'S GET FUCKED UP ON LOVE
(793 words) f=ma
Week #157: *judge* BOW BEFORE THE BUZZSAW OF PROGRESS
Week #159: *judge* SINNERS ORGY
Week #162: *judge* The best of the worst and the worst of the best
Week #166: *judge* Comings and Goings
Week #174: *judge* Ladles and Jellyspoons
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Week #179: FAILURE Strange Logs
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Week #180: Maybe I'm a Maze
(748 words) Invisible Fortress
Week #183: *judge* Sorry Dad, I Was Late To The Riots
Week #186: FAILURE Giving away prizes for doing f'd-up things
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Week #189: *judge* knight time
Week #190: FAILURE Three-Course Tale
Week #191: *judge* We Talk Good
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Week #193: the worst week
(1023 words) Scales and Fire
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Week #200: *judge* Taters Gonna Tate Fuckers
Week #205: *judge* the book of forbidden names
Week #207: FAILURE Bottle Your Rage
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Week #219: FAILURE cos wer goffik
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Week #223: *judge* Dear Thunderdome
Week #226: *judge* Viking Wisdom
Week #227: FAILURE It was a Dark and Stormy Night....
Week #228: *judge* Unqualified
Week #230: *judge* Slaying the Cursed Yearking
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Week #233: *judge* IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG
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Week #234: Binging on Bad Words
(635 words) May contain:
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Week #236: Three-Card Combo
(1367 words) Last orders please
Week #237: *judge* A Way for the Cosmos To Know Itself
Week #239: *judge* Stop trying to crit me and crit me!
Week #243: FAILURE We Are the Heroes of Our Time
Week #245: *judge* it's all about me, fuckers
Week #248: FAILURE A Vision of the Future
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Week #255: *judge* RAY-LORDS FROM BEYOND GALAXY 9!
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Week #257: No failures week.
(1286 words) Bambina Loca
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Week #259: One, Two, Three
(103 words) One Last Kiss
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Week #265: *judge* KEITH APE
Week #266: FAILURE J. Walter Weatherman and Friends
Week #268: *judge* NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS
Week #272: *judge* Lost in the funhouse
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Week #274: I Scream, You Scream
(792 words) Fishfood
Week #276: *judge* Little Man History
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Week #277: Rewrite Mashup
(1017 words) Facetime
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Week #279: *judge* How to Write a Story
Week #281: *judge* We Wish You a Merman Christmas!
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Week #282: A Lyttony of Sorrows
(913 words) In Veritas
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Week #292: Ancient History
(1453 words) Aro Street Gothic
Week #294: FAILURE Rush, Rush, Hurry Cybernetic Entity Enter me.
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Week #298: Featuring Idris Elba
(783 words) Decision Matrix
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Week #300: Let's Make a Void!
(1201 words) The Roots of Desire
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Week #301: Communication Breakdown
(1102 words) Ponytail boy
Week #303: *judge* Things Humanity Was Not Meant To Know
128
 
Week #304: Magic of Bronze and Stone
(1209 words) Elehu
Week #305: FAILURE "They sell tacos... and Potato Olés!"
Week #311: *judge* It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools
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Week #315: *judge* Ships Passing in the Night
Week #316: FAILURE Measure Twice, Cut Once
Week #318: *judge* two from column A, one from column B
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Week #322: *judge* HUMANIONABLE HUMANIFICATION
Name Change to dreadmojo
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Week #325: *judge* The Horror is Capitalism
Week #326: *judge* LET'S MAKE A PLAYLIST!
Week #327: FAILURE Check out all our majesty
Name Change to sebmojo
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Week #329: Fun-Sized Thunderdome
(418 words) Antediluvian
Week #330: *judge* Ray Gun Control
Name Change to dreadmojo
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Week #331: A Very Thunderdome Hanukkah
(995 words) UXB
Name Change to sebmojo
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Week #332: Steering the Crap
(427 words) 23
Week #333: FAILURE A Sparkly Merman Holiday Special
Week #334: *judge* Here Be Dragons
Week #336: *judge* Best of the Bestiary
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Week #338: Places of Power
(972 words) High on Idiot Hill
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Week #339: Die Hard
(954 words) Dashing Through the Snow
Week #340: *judge* Beyond the Murder of the Dolls
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Week #343: *judge* What a Horrible Week To Have a Curse
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Week #344: OBEDIENCE IS ITS OWN REWARD
(1329 words) Wormfood
Week #347: FAILURE Suddenly, Everything Has Changed
Week #350: *judge* This is the line of division
Week #353: *judge* Sonder
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Week #354: S'moreDome
(680 words) Haumapuhia
Week #355: *judge* Top Ten Hundred Words
Week #356: *judge* THE WAR & ARTHUR C. CLARKE
Week #358: FAILURE 19th Century Schizoid Man
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Week #362: ROSA FLORES IS DEAD
(391 words) Magnificat
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Week #364: GACHADOME
(902 words) A circle has no end
Week #365: *judge* Leo Season
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Week #367: Call Me, Ishmael
(1024 words) Cetacean Bycatch
Week #368: *judge* Hold On Loosely
Week #370: *judge* Seeing the wiring beneath the board
Week #372: *judge* Pirates!
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Week #375: *judge* AFTER THE END
Week #380: *judge* sitting here thinks of a prompt
Week #381: FAILURE The Book of Sand Is Long and Boring, No One Can Lift the Damn Thing
Week #385: FAILURE Getting a Reaction
Week #387: *judge* Losers Gotta Stay Positive
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Week #390: *judge* Dressed to Kill Your Darlings
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Week #394: *judge* The Questions of Interpersonal Closeness
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Week #397: Twelve Fifteen Eighteen
(693 words) PPE
Week #398: *judge* at the end of the tunnel
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Week #403: FAILURE Fight Night, Round 2
Week #404: *judge* Circus Train
Week #407: FAILURE He’s a Kung Fu Half-Vampire Who Fights Full Vampires With His Shotgun
Week #408: *judge* WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE
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Week #411: FAILURE One More Than Y'all Deserve
Name Change to Sebmojo
Week #413: *judge* Outlaws!
Week #414: FAILURE in from the field
Week #416: *judge* Taboo!
Name Change to sebmojo
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Week #420: *judge* Guys we made the weed number
Week #421: FAILURE The Only Two Good Webcomics
Week #425: *judge* THE AGONY OF CASTRATION/THE BLUE LANDSCAPE OF THE BLISS
 
Week #428: Objects may be smaller than they appear - *judge*


Brawls: 51, Victories: 33, Defeats: 18, Record: 65%
Victory
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Brawl #9: Magical Realism - A foolish consistency (830 words)
Classic
2
Brawl #12: Anti-Food Porn - Entomology (633 words)
Victory
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Brawl #14: Ghost Unicorn Summer - The ghost in the garden (967 words)
Victory
4
Brawl #16: Outside the Comfort Zone - In Flame (833 words)
Defeat
5
Brawl #20: Operation Circlejerk - Means and Ends (957 words)
Defeat
6
Brawl #23: Blow By Blow - Pity party (669 words)
Victory
7
Brawl #27: Blood Sport - Colin Agonistes (596 words)
Victory
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Brawl #29: Inadequate Thunderbrawl - Offside (203 words)
Defeat
9
Brawl #31: Brawl of the Century - Supplemental Assistance (504 words)
Victory
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Brawl #39: Pro Thunderbawl: Sebastian Moran Johnson vs. Fifty Quid on the Nose - Getting Cut (507 words)
Victory
11
Brawl #40: Dogfight - Dog Dreams (749 words)
Defeat
12
Brawl #47: Almost Down-Under Brawl - Method (881 words)
Victory
13
Brawl #48: Magical Anime Realism - Magical Heroine Miyuki (508 words)
Victory
14
Brawl #58: Sebmodjinn Brawl - The Great Untrammeled Whatnot (1264 words)
Defeat
15
Brawl #66: TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS DREADFUL PLACE, LOVER BOY - The smell of home (1558 words)
Victory
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Brawl #91: Elementary Story Power Hour - Once Removed (1744 words)
Victory
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Brawl #100: Bashing the Balrog - Airman Jim versus the Leviathan! (1220 words)
Defeat
18
Brawl #101: When Djinni Cry - Death Pledge (1658 words)
Defeat
19
Brawl #102: The Mojo-and-Muffin-Are-Pulling-Each-Others'-Pigtails-Again Brawl - A good place for murders (1405 words)
Victory
20
Brawl #124: Hatred - Delays should be expected (1481 words)
Defeat
21
Brawl #125: Sebmojammin' Here Brawl - Simon hated his suit. (476 words)
Victory
22
Brawl #131: Sequelbrawl, Part I - Perfect Action Hero (504 words)
Victory
23
Brawl #133: Sequelbrawl Part II: The Switchening - Ethical Incontinence (525 words)
Victory
24
Brawl #145: Judgebrawl - Lightmare (256 words)
Defeat
25
Brawl #156: West End Blues - Daddy was a dancing man (600 words)
Victory
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Brawl #158: Frustration of Genius - The light in the sky (408 words)
Victory
27
Brawl #163: O Christmas Tree - Saint Nicholas of the Embers (915 words)
Victory
28
Brawl #173: Worlds Apart - The Siege of Corinth (1030 words)
Victory
29
Brawl #174: Political Struggle - Eminence Rouge (489 words)
Defeat
30
Brawl #179: Losing the Plot: sebmojo vs. newtestleper - Time is a building on fire, burning in reverse (773 words)
Victory
31
Brawl #199: World's Greatest Dad - Eight months in Mummy’s Tummy (1253 words)
Victory
32
Brawl #206: The Nice-Off - The spider and the fly (450 words)
Defeat
33
Brawl #209: Watership Dome - Rip, tear (1094 words)
Defeat
34
Brawl #211: Bad Dragons - The dragon in the cage (1258 words)
Victory
35
Brawl #214: Courtroom Battle - Spite Court (974 words)
Defeat
36
Brawl #220: Jerks of a Bygone Age: sebmojo vs. Jitzu_the_Monk - Spem in Alium (866 words)
Victory
37
Brawl #238: A Belgian Dies at the End - Wild Yeast (776 words)
Victory
38
Brawl #242: Cantdecideonabrawlname - Gravedancing (897 words)
Defeat
39
Brawl #245: First and Last - The Midnight Zone (754 words)
Victory
40
Brawl #248: Kiwi and Coffee Megabrawl: Sitting Here vs. sebmojo - Suckers (1007 words)
Victory
41
Brawl #255: Metafornication Brawl - Metafornication (1583 words)
Defeat
42
Brawl #260: sebmuffin brawl number %n?! - Travelling light (1530 words)
Victory
43
Brawl #265: Sisyphean Brawl - Frog jumps (1192 words)
Defeat
44
Brawl #274: Sebguy Brawl - Have Fist, will Time Travel (956 words)
Victory
45
Brawl #283: Onsetmojo Brawl - The holes of Maslow County (1261 words)
Victory
46
Brawl #289: Japan Is Serious Business - The Power Stone of Awamani (1702 words)
Victory
47
Brawl #292: Technically Correct Brawl - Package Deal (1263 words)
Victory
48
Brawl #299: And I Feel Fine - The Gazebo Effect (1203 words)
Defeat
49
Brawl #302: Sittingmojo Idiot Show Brawlmania 2019 - Decimation (1305 words)
Victory
50
Brawl #318: Stouroboros - Lived here my whole life (1238 words)
Defeat
51
Brawl #321: Captain Muffin Quivering Ass Brawl - Memory and Desire (616 words)


Off Prompts: (11)
 
Off-Prompt: Every Last One of Us is a Hedgehog
(22 words) it's a girl
 
Off-Prompt: Misdiagnoses
(202 words) Miss Diagnosis
 
Off-Prompt: And then a skeleton popped out
(40 words) I am a chauffeur
 
Off-Prompt: The X-Man
(106 words) Fear of Memory
 
Off-Prompt: At World's End
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment
(22 words) Untitled
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment
(49 words) Linternal Affairs
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment
(52 words) Fixatives
 
Off-Prompt: The Worm Turns
(414 words) Lawn Care
 
Off-Prompt: Erogenous Beef Eats a Dick
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous