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systran (SA) / angel opportunity
Average Words/Story: 883
TD Words Written: 30,018
Brawl Words Written: 1,878
Total Words Written: 31,896
Stories Rated: 0
Wins: 4
Losses: 1
Honorable Mentions: 2
Dishonorable Mentions: 0
Disqualifications: 1

Judgings: 7
Failures: 4
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 6

28 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: Bee Wizards - Give a bee a bone(r) (193 words)
 
Off-Prompt: 100-Word Epics - Dance of Fairies (98 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - I shipped my keys back to amazon.com by mistake (98 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - The Burden of Power (226 words)
 
Off-Prompt: The Worm Turns - zeir and it's love (656 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - scene from mad max 3: beyond the thunderdome (200 words)
Loser
1
Week #29: Written in the Stars - Middleman (1325 words)
2
Week #30: We're 30 / Time to get dirty / LET US FUCK - Leaving Fog City (1224 words)
3
Week #31: Russian Nesting Dolls - Last Night at the Club (723 words)
4
Week #32: Playing Angry Birds on a Derailing Train - Danny's Last Stand (990 words)
Honorable Mention
5
Week #33: The Ides of Marx - Ex Cathedra (291 words)
Winner
6
Week #34: No dragonshirts at the club - Divergence (1118 words)
 
Week #35: Pictures and Books - *judge*
7
Week #36: Polishing Turds - The Opera House (783 words)
Winner
8
Week #37: Professional Excellence - The Obfuscator (944 words)
 
Week #38: Mandatory Thunderbrawls - *judge*
9
Week #39: Lurid & Astounding Tales of Pulp Submissions - Dr. Honeker's Heinous Heist (1161 words)
10
Week #40: Poor Richard's Thundervision - Cephus' Blessing (1233 words)
11
Week #41: Get Everybody and the Stuff Together - Butterfly Dream (575 words)
 
Week #42: Been Called Worse by Better - FAILURE
 
Week #46: A Child's Garden of WTF - FAILURE
12
Week #47: The Rule of Three - To Reach a Sun's Rays (963 words)
13
Week #48: Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner - Ratan, The Night God (1517 words)
 
Week #49: You Have Chosen...Poorly - *judge*
Winner
14
Week #58: Seeing vs. Seen - At the Market in Alabama (968 words)
 
Week #59: WRITE ABOUT WHERE YOU CURRENTLY LIVE - *judge*
15
Week #62: Thunderdome Against Humanity - Moksha (726 words)
 
Week #64: Dead or Alive - FAILURE
Disqualified
16
Week #80: "Why don't you ask your huge cock?" - Jugendherberge (1257 words)
Winner
17
Week #81: LEGO Stories with Chairchucker - Wingmen (770 words)
 
Week #82: Captain Thunderdome - *judge*
18
Week #84: Who You Gonna Call? - Empyrean Son (386 words)
 
Week #94: TRULY ALIEN - *judge*
19
Week #96: Free to a good home! - How I Learned I Was Gay (1307 words)
 
Week #101: WAR - *judge*
 
Week #111: FOLK ALL Y'ALL - FAILURE
20
Week #112: Attack of the Graphophobes - To be a girl (1214 words)
21
Week #113: OK YOU ASKED FOR IT SUCKERS - To Axe a Boon (990 words)
22
Week #120: KNOW WHERE THE SUN SETS - Logan has this kind of fucked up fetish because of something that happened to him in middle school (1478 words)
Honorable Mention
23
Week #121: Pet Words - Aliya’s Hat (1152 words)
24
Week #122: Bar-back - Caju Amiga (995 words)
25
Week #123: Ceci N'est Pas une Nouvelle - The Amalgolem (973 words)
26
Week #137: A Picture is Worth rand( ) % 1500 words - Blocks. (688 words)
27
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - Wesley the Wizard (1305 words)
28
Week #153: Gather Your Party - Our Immortal Master's Divine Fetus (1491 words)


Brawls: 2, Victories: 1, Defeats: 1, Record: 50%
Victory
1
Brawl #66: TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS DREADFUL PLACE, LOVER BOY - Striate the Stream (1878 words)
Defeat
2
Brawl #96: MercTran FightBrawl - FORFEIT (0 words)