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toanoradian (SA)
Average Words/Story: 899
TD Words Written: 19,776
Brawl Words Written: 101
Total Words Written: 19,877
Stories Rated: 0
Wins: 1
Losses: 0
Honorable Mentions: 3
Dishonorable Mentions: 1
Disqualifications: 1

Judgings: 1
Failures: 12
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 1

21 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: Bee Wizards - Universities Offer No Subscriptions to Encyclopedia Britannica After the Bee Event (230 words)
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Week #1: Man Agonizes over Potatoes - Man Who is Immune to Tranquilizers (1010 words)
2
Week #3: Check Your Cis Privilege in Swaziland - Cord (1527 words)
Winner
3
Week #4: last man on the moon - Funeral for the Rest of the Europan Humankind (1010 words)
 
Week #5: Gary Numan, Fucksticks - *judge*
Honorable Mention
4
Week #7: The goons who lose will pay the highest price - Shopping List (320 words)
5
Week #8: Martello's Girlfriend Said, "I'm late!" - What It Takes to be Mother (1108 words)
6
Week #9: Old Sex/Lawn Sounds - Damn Cleaning Lady (1016 words)
7
Week #10: THE DARK LORD'S CORNFLAKES - Quizzard (1520 words)
 
Week #11: Betrayal, by Zdzislaw Beksiñski - FAILURE
Honorable Mention
8
Week #12: Hateful Protagonist - Cleaning (1032 words)
9
Week #13: Real Natural Horror, Bitches - Friend is Good (841 words)
10
Week #14: You Shouldn't Be Here - Untitled (250 words)
11
Week #20: Face Your Destiny - Pigs (973 words)
12
Week #21: Welcome to My Sensorium - Mr. Lestrade’s Perfect Bland Art (951 words)
Honorable Mention
13
Week #22: Schroedinger's Nihilarian - The Bible vs. the Bird (1019 words)
14
Week #23: DIE FOR YOUR POETRY - Death on Death (369 words)
15
Week #24: Keyboard Kings - Sundel Bolong Udah Jalan-Jalan (657 words)
 
Week #25: What They Deserve - FAILURE
 
Week #26: THUNDERDOME RADIO RADIO RADIO! - FAILURE
 
Week #27: There is only PAIN - FAILURE
Dishonorable Mention
16
Week #28: Show me the love! - How the Legendary Hero Got a Legendary Wife (1020 words)
 
Week #29: Written in the Stars - FAILURE
17
Week #30: We're 30 / Time to get dirty / LET US FUCK - Urania (990 words)
18
Week #31: Russian Nesting Dolls - Old Uncle of Old Street (745 words)
 
Week #32: Playing Angry Birds on a Derailing Train - FAILURE
 
Week #34: No dragonshirts at the club - FAILURE
19
Week #45: That Prisoners call the Sky - Quotesman No More (1216 words)
 
Week #46: A Child's Garden of WTF - FAILURE
Disqualified
20
Week #47: The Rule of Three - Marriage and a Consensual Affair (1034 words)
 
Week #48: Sitting Here is a Lazy Stoner - FAILURE
 
Week #50: Fifty Shades of Thunderdome - FAILURE
21
Week #84: Who You Gonna Call? - A Thesis on Ghost (938 words)
 
Week #85: Ground Control to Major Tom - FAILURE
 
Week #86: Have You Seen My Trophy? - FAILURE


Brawls: 1, Victories: 0, Defeats: 1, Record: 0%
Defeat
1
Brawl #6: Thunderbrawl LIST EDITION - Being Human (101 words)