Judges (crits):crabrockBrawl Archivist: kaishai
April fools'! That's what you're writing about. A prank. A story in which one person pranks another person. Is it an innocent prank, and everybody laughs at the end? Or is it one of those mean pranks where people cry? I don't like those pranks. I think pranks should be silly.
Twist - Your challenge is to write a story that doesn't crawl up its own butthole in terms of ~style~ and can actually convey a straightforward narrative.
Sitting Here - Your challenge is to write an active character that has his or her shit put together.
In a way, this is a brawl against yourself, because both of you are strong writers, and it's really about not fucking yourself over by settling for your comfort zone.
Let the pranks begin!