Interprompt: Everyone loves wikihow, you know, that site where you can learn how to take a courtesy pee, but what I like to thing about is how the fuck did somebody think this was a good idea? Write me a story in 300 words that hopefully explains why someone wrote a Wikihow article. You can take a real one or you can make up your own like "How to Fall in Love With Bees" or something.
WikiHow: How to Calculate Pi by Throwing Frozen Hot Dogs
The Professor's Legacy