Prompt: Week #282 - A Lyttony of Sorrows
- start with terrible opening sentence and make a good story from it
- your chosen genre (none chosen)
- word count 1300, but: "Write a crit for a 201720 story you haven't critted before, get +200 bonus words to deal with your godless hell-prompt!".
- problem is resolved by a scientific solution that makes absolutely no sense
- tasty cheeseburger Pringles thrown in