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Date: 12-1-2014
Word Limit: 1000
Words Written: 24,331

Judges (crits):
*Jonked
sebmojo
Nethilia



Ah, alcohol. So many cliche quotes, so many tropes, so many boring, overdone stories. To hear writers talk about it, you're all a bunch of depressed booze hounds who can't get through a paragraph without a half dozen shots. Well, nuts to that. You lot are going out this week, and by Gawd you're going to have a nice time.

You will be given the name of a cocktail. Interpret it however you like, write any sort of story you want... except:
1.) Your story cannot be centered around alcohol
2.) That means you can't write about an alcoholic's downward spire
3.) Nor can you write about the 'greatest party ever'
4.) If you write about buttery nipples I will find you and cut you. (No erotica)


28 Total Submissions, 4 Total Failures:
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Loser
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Dishonorable Mention
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9
Honorable Mention
10
Dishonorable Mention
11
12
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Winner
21
Honorable Mention
22
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28

Failures who signed up but did not submit: