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Date: 5-4-2015
Word Limit: 1400
Words Written: 22,128

Judges (crits):
*Kaishai
Entenzahn
Erogenous Beef

Audio Recap: Eurovision Week II



It's taken me two years, Thunderdome, but I'm finally back on the throne during the lead-up to the Eurovision Song Contest. The original Eurovision Week occurred after Erogenous Beef introduced me to this glorious celebration of ambiguously gay twins dancing in giant ruby pauldrons; now--at last!--it's time for Round Two.

Your task is to choose a Eurovision entry video from this year's crop. Your story must somehow relate to that video and/or song! Setting, theme, tone, characters, costume, whatever: you have to incorporate something, and the less we have to stretch to see a connection, the better off you'll be. Name your pick when you sign up. Only one writer may work with any song, so it's first come, first serve.

You have the option of letting the judges choose a song for you instead--but take heed: my Eurovision tastes run less toward ballads, more toward falsetto dubstep Dracula and Ukrainian crossdressers with stars on their heads. Judge selections may come from any point in Eurovision history, so this is your one and only way to have a shot at the likes of "So Lucky." Such opportunities have a price, however. We will not hand out song assignments any earlier than Thursday.

Lest you forget, some restrictions apply: No fanfiction, no nonfiction, no erotica, no poetry, and no GoogleDocs.

Got it? Good! Go forth and sing!


19 Total Submissions, 6 Total Failures:
1
2
3
Loser
4
Dishonorable Mention
5
Dishonorable Mention
6
Dishonorable Mention
7
Dishonorable Mention
8
9
10
11
Honorable Mention
12
13
14
15
Dishonorable Mention
16
Winner
17
18
Disqualified
19