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Date: 5-19-2015
Word Limit: 1550
Words Written: 37,388

Judges (crits):
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You can all thank Crabrock for saving y'all from a gimmicky-ass week (by hosting a gimmicky week himself).

I'm too fucking drunk and confused to come up wiht some clever prompt. fuck you.

This week I want you to be Evil. Deliciously evil. Endearingly evil. You are the bad guy. The antagonist. The Lucifer of your stupid little made up world. Important caveat: Your antagonist must either decisively win or lose, you shits. That means your carefully-crafted little Sephiroth wannabe must have THING that they WANT and they must either get/not get that thing at the end of the story.

Additionally, I fucking hate incompetence. I've killed better minions than you, over less trivial shit than the bullshit you're about to write. As such, I will have http://legendspbem.angelfire.com/eviloverlordlist.html open in a separate tab while I'm reading your feeble word discharge. Try to make as few cliche villain mistakes as possible! If I detect an incompetent villain, you could find yourself on the DM list, or worse.

tl;dr: Your main character must be an endearing villain, have a defined goal, and achieve a clear success/failure. Don't use villain cliches. No genre restriction.

Go.


29 Total Submissions, 15 Total Failures:
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Loser
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3
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6
Dishonorable Mention
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8
Dishonorable Mention
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Honorable Mention
10
11
Winner
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Dishonorable Mention
17
18
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20
Honorable Mention
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Honorable Mention
22
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Disqualified
27
Disqualified
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Disqualified
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