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Date: 5-16-2017
Word Limit: 2000
Words Written: 15,972

Judges (crits):
*Solitair
Chili
Bad Seafood

Audio Recap: Week 250

I never thought for one moment that I would actually win Thunderdome last week. It just goes to show that sometimes all of the assumptions one makes about the world can reflect nothing about the way it actually works. We cling to flawed beliefs, warped by confirmation bias, until something comes along that shatters everything we ever thought possible. For me, reality got redefined in my favor, but most people aren't so lucky.

This week, I want reflections of a universe in flux, bursting the fragile soap bubbles of people's worldviews in the dumbest way possible. I want to laugh at other people's hangups and nothing making sense to them, the poor deluded fools. Dignity is for shit, and the emperor has no clothes.

That said, the rules of grammar and shit nobody wants to read still apply, even if the rules of sanity do not. If I see fanfic, porn, or a comma splice, I will end your ass, unless there's seriously nothing better going on this week and I'm forced to pass the crown of "good enough, I guess" to my heir apparent.


10 Total Submissions, 2 Total Failures:
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Dishonorable Mention
3
Honorable Mention
4
Winner
5
6
Loser
7
Honorable Mention
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9
Dishonorable Mention
10

Failures who signed up but did not submit: