There's a real art to writing badly. Anybody can pump out a piece of midlevel nothing or a boring DM but writing a real classic loser is even harder to write than a winner. This week, we're turning the whole damn competition upside down. The writer of the worst story is the winner, and the writer of the best story is the loser.

Calculated badness, mind. Badness with intent, and drive, and a heart.

Of course, I wouldn't leave you with so little direction. Before you sign up, I want you to go to deviantart, choose any picture (though keep it PG13), and post it with your signup. That picture is the prompt for the person above you. First signup's picture goes to the last person to sign up so it all comes back around in a loop.

Fanfiction and poetry are absolutely allowed, erotica is still banned because I have nightmares from the last time we allowed it.