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Date: 2-25-2013
Word Limit: 1500
Words Written: 27,368

Judges (crits):
*Erik Shawn-Bohner
Martello
sebmojo

Audio Recap: Magical Realism Week

Dear Shitheads,

My fellow OGs and I have decided to bring you a special Thunderdome treat. The good news is that it's a sandwich. Better news is that it's a shit-sandwich scraped straight from the crack of a drunkard, and you get to eat it!

Explanation by achewood.com courtesy of Horrible Butts:



If you don't know what Magic Realism is, go fucking Google it and read some examples. I still expect the majority of you to continue in the same patterns of abysmal failure followed by whinging, white-noise posts and rules lawyering. If you get the urge to do so, please don't clog the arteries of this fair beast with your indigestible donkey brays. If you have any questions about anything you want to ask Sebmojo, Martello, or me, please remember the words of the only character in Star Wars that didn't suck, Dr. Evazan: He doesn't like you. I don't like you either.

Shut up and write.


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