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Date: 9-4-2012
Word Limit: 1000
Words Written: 17,716

Judges (crits):
*toanoradian
Martello
Stuporstar
areyoucontagious

Fucksticks, this week the prompt is to write a not-awful fucking story that involves Gary Numan's goddamn life, motherfucking lifestyle, the themes and structure of his cuntlicking music, or based on one of his cocksucking songs specifically. Except the fucking song "Cars." You can't write about that one, at all, because all of you filthy cunts have heard it so it makes it too fucking easy. IN ADDITION to but not DIRECTLY RELATED to Gary Numan, you must also write the shitty fucking story about being trapped, somewhere. It doesn't have to be a specific physical place, but it can be. It could be a space station, a 50-gallon drum being slowly filled with gasoline, the protagonist's head, another character's head, or whatever stupid bullshit thing you want the character to be trapped in. Have fun writing the goddamn story, you miserable fucking bloodrags.


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