« Week #593 - THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING »

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Date: 12-11-2023
Word Limit: 0
Words Written: 7,588

Judges (crits):
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Uranium Phoenix
Week Archivist:
Chili

THIS IS A NO LOSS/NO NEGATIVE MENTION WEEK BECAUSE JESUS DIED ON XMAS FOR YOU’RE SINS

Happy Holidays, one and all! No matter what God you do or do not believe in, Capitalism is here to remind you that it’s the gift-giving season, and you need to give gifts to others. But hey, you might get a gift, too. Isn’t that be nice?

This week, I want you to write selfishly: give yourself the coolest, sickest, most amazing gift you can imagine, then write me a story about what you’d do with it. I don’t want you boring me with ‘meaningful gifts’, though, like the return of lost loved-ones or the solution to your existential problems. This is a capitalist holiday, and I want you to give yourself some material goods and wasteful experiences, and I want you to have fun. No expenses, no guilt. Just an extremely good time for the holidays.

So go ahead, Thunderdome: treat yourself to that Italian vacation you’ve always wanted, or that Batmobile or that mansion or that anteater (please Jesus), and write me a story about what you would do with it. Because really, how often do we let ourselves imagine absurd luxuries in earnest? We all deserve a little fun every once in a while; what better time than the holidays?

Word limit: 1000
Deadline: Sunday at 11:59 PST, or whenever I wake up in the morning to shut it down.
No erotica/no fanfic, though I’m not sure how you’d pull that off


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