I won this shit? How the entire fuck? This kind of situation calls for a party. So that�s what your story is going to be about.

Write me a story about a party. Birthday, wedding reception, wake, college shenanigans, house party, house party two, pajama-jammy-jam, �praise God I didn�t shoot my foot off while hunting,� whatever. As long as there�s a gathering of people showing up at one location celebrating or doing something.

Plus, there must be the following in every story: Fire. Water. Grass. Interpret that shit as thou wilt.

No fanfic, no erotica, and for extra �don�t do that shit� shit, don�t write about drugs. (Liquor being the only exception). Or do, but have your word count cut in half.

You got until 11:59 p.m. PST Friday�that�s �Good� Friday�to inform me I�m gonna be reading your crazy word splatters, and until 11:59 p.m. Sunday � that�s the end of Zombie Jesus Day�to throw said word splatter on the wall for me to stare cock-eyed at and wish I�d never majored in English.