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Date: 4-22-2014
Word Limit: 1200
Words Written: 38,298

Judges (crits):
*curlingiron
crabrock
The Saddest Rhino

Okay kids, I’m about to plunge into all-morning meetings that determine my pay grade for the next year, but y’all need your fuckin’ prompt, so here it is:

Write me a story on the theme of contagion. How you interpret that is up to you with the caveat that the contagion in question cannot be something that is usually contagious. Please also note that using laughter or love as your contagious element will get you disqualified, because I hate happiness and am driven by suffering (see also why I THUNDERDOME).

And make it an actual story, would ya?

Hope that’s simple enough for you chucklefucks.

ADDENDUM 4/24:



crabrock posted:
ANYBODY WHO INCLUDES METHODS OF TRANSMISSION OR ANY BIOLOGICAL/NEUROLOGICAL INFODUMPS WILL BE JUDGED ON EXTREME SCIENTIFIC ACCURACY, AND I WILL DOCK YOU HELLA POINTS FOR GETTING SOMETHING WRONG.




37 Total Submissions, 6 Total Failures:
Classic
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Dishonorable Mention
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Winner
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Honorable Mention
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Honorable Mention
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Honorable Mention
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Dishonorable Mention
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Dishonorable Mention
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Honorable Mention
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Dishonorable Mention
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Disqualified
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Disqualified
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Disqualified
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Disqualified
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Disqualified
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