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JonasSalk (SA) / AllNewJonasSalk
Average Words/Story: 609
TD Words Written: 13,405
Brawl Words Written: 598
Total Words Written: 14,003
Stories Rated: 1
Wins: 0
Losses: 7
Honorable Mentions: 0
Dishonorable Mentions: 2
Disqualifications: 1

Judgings: 1
Failures: 14
Off-Prompt Ramblings: 5

17 Total Submissions
 
Off-Prompt: Put Your Clothes On, Johnny Depp - Reverse Meteor (246 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Fatal Flan - Too Many Teeth (225 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Untitled (325 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Interprompt Assortment - Interprompt Stomp (101 words)
 
Off-Prompt: Miscellaneous - I'm Shit (124 words)
Loser
1
Week #24: Keyboard Kings - The End (751 words)
 
Week #25: What They Deserve - FAILURE
2
Week #38: Mandatory Thunderbrawls - Missed Opportunity (752 words)
Loser
3
Week #39: Lurid & Astounding Tales of Pulp Submissions - What Lies Below (1025 words)
4
Week #40: Poor Richard's Thundervision - Do the young die? (652 words)
5
Week #41: Get Everybody and the Stuff Together - Dead Don't Talk (499 words)
Loser
6
Week #42: Been Called Worse by Better - Fairy Tales (733 words)
 
Week #43: He's dead, Horatio - *judge*
 
Week #43: He's dead, Horatio - FAILURE
7
Week #44: Old Testament Studies with Chairchucker - Fuck Off Lorenzo (223 words)
Loser
8
Week #45: That Prisoners call the Sky - Look, There Be Gold (802 words)
Dishonorable Mention
9
Week #46: A Child's Garden of WTF - That's All Folks (1038 words)
 
Week #47: The Rule of Three - FAILURE
 
Week #53: The Horrors of History! - FAILURE
 
Week #60: The Case of the Regrettable Entries - FAILURE
Disqualified
10
Week #82: Captain Thunderdome - Junkie of Standards (958 words)
 
Week #83: Comma, Noun, Verb - FAILURE
 
Week #142: BUT MOM, A WIZARD DID IT - FAILURE
 
Week #247: Crimes Against Literature - FAILURE
 
Week #271: Reality Doesn't Care What You Think - FAILURE
Loser
11
Week #316: Measure Twice, Cut Once - Boom Room (529 words)
Loser
12
Week #317: Power Trippin' - He's The President (548 words)
Loser
13
Week #318: two from column A, one from column B - Macadelic (945 words)
 
Week #319: 雷電のコンペティション〜☆ - FAILURE
Dishonorable Mention
14
Week #320: Dumpster Diving For Fun and Profit - A Wizard and A Pipsqueak (900 words)
15
Week #321: Objectionable Objectification - Exhibit A (635 words)
 
Week #322: HUMANIONABLE HUMANIFICATION - FAILURE
 
Week #323: Wu Tang in Space / Where do ideas come from? / MOON FIGHT - FAILURE
16
Week #324: it came from the other house, and would not leave - Frozen Hanes (502 words)
17
Week #326: LET'S MAKE A PLAYLIST! - Vanheil (892 words)
 
Week #327: Check out all our majesty - FAILURE
 
Week #341: AD 2019, Neo-Thunderdome - FAILURE


Brawls: 1, Victories: 0, Defeats: 1, Record: 0%
Defeat
1
Brawl #24: Last Wagon Train to Thermopylae - Here The Sun Falls (598 words)